Why is it so expensive?
This thing costs like 30 bucks at full price.
I mean, corporate jewery.
Were you expecting a different answer?
Lazy parents will buy it, rather than walk to three locations in the same store to get graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate.
Smores are fucking overrated. Tastes like trash. Give me a nice burger instead.
>>8964734
>Lazy parents will buy it, rather than walk to three locations in the same store to get graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate.
Lots of stores have displays with chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallows around this time of year, so its even worse.
>>8964728
Because dumbfucks walk into our store, see them on the shelves, and then buy them in droves because they can't just get the components separate for cheaper and get more out of it. I'll be seeing you and your family in the coming months taking these up to checkout, bitches.
>>8964728
Never had a s'more before.
And I've been camping many times. With marshmallows roasted over an open fire and other such cliches.
>>8964728
because fat people are more often than not stupid as well
>>8964745
I got you bro
>>8964800
I've had them over a fire like once.
They taste the same in the microwave to me, with less burnt marshmallow.
>eating anything that comes in a 'kit'
A kit describes something you make/fix something DIY wise.
Not even a yank but isn't it only like 3 ingredients? Marshmallow, biscuits and chocolate?
>>8966755
>Biscuits
>>8966785
cookies then? happy?