Cooking is so easy. Put literally anything in a pan with some

>>8964385
>serve literally any meat product on top of a tagliatelle nest
>"wow anon ur llike a chef"
basic ass people I swear

>>8964385
Pls don't invite me over for dinner

Chapter One: Hot pan
Chapter Two: Nice and hot
Chapter Three: Press your palm
Chapter Four: Throw in a sprig of thyme
Chapter Five: Steaks done

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wa la

>>8964385
I know its hard to believe for people who have grown up cooking for themselves but regular people can't even cook a piece of meat without parts of it being raw and parts of it being burned. They fuck up everything from making rice to chicken. Then they live on take out for the rest of their lives, welcome to 2017.

>>8966028
this, my friends and their partners are all pretty intelligent people but unless I'm cooking I don't eat food with them anymore. Every recipe they know is just some throw things in a crockpot and wait or stirfry and add bottled sauce or whatever facebook infovideo bs is simple and popular, don't know how to use spices and flavours, that's the kinda shit they eat everyday. They're amazed by even the most simple homemade meals I cook that aren't just a wad of stuff all cooked together
amazed by homemade ranch dressing because growing up all they've known is that hidden valley sludge

>>8964385
Cooking has low skill floor and high skill ceiling. This is why people that can cook find people that can't so frustrating. They're looking at the ceiling and going "I'll never get there" but they don't have to.

>>8965235
Nice, simple, rustic.

>>8966082
Meanwhile they look at the floor and there's people that are below the floor which is seen as basic.

It's picturing themselves too low and getting surprised there are people lower than them.

>>8966028
Welcome to literally any time after 1950, you mean.