Free Food

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Last time i went to burger king they gave me a double whopper instead of a single.

When I was a young boy (5-6), I went with my dad to a local cafe/breakfast place. I got a free (FREE) milkshake for being so fucking cute at the time.

I've never gotten anything free except by mistake since then. It's been 20 years.

>>8963925
You didn't have to add the last sentence. No one feels bad for you just because you got older

Taco bell gave me a free meal coupon because they messed up my order.

I ordered only a burger and juice at McDonald's once. When they brought me my tray, it also had fries on. They must've added them automatically, it happens. I went back to the counter to report the mistake (in case they forget to give them to someone who actually ordered fries) and I offered to pay for them. They thanked me for telling, refused payment and told me to just keep and enjoy them.
That was pretty neat.

>Go to mcdonalds
>Order two mcdoubles
>They give me a sack full of them
I got like 8 and to this day have no idea why

>>8963961
maybe you're really cool

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>>8963970

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Bill Miller's sometimes hooks it up near close

>>8963878
enjoy internal hell OP

>>8963957
Fast food places can't take back food and give it to someone else for hygiene reasons. If you make them take the food back, they just throw it in the trash, so don't even bother telling them unless they just gave you the wrong thing.

i ordered a jr chicken once and got a mcchicken by mistake

another time a restaurant undercharged me or gave me way to much change (i forget which) but i told them about the error when i realized because i didn't want anyone to get in trouble

>>8963878
I went to Zaxby's once and ordered one wing meal. When I got my food, I had gotten and extra tray and it was a chicken tender meal. I have no idea why it happened.

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>go to fast food restaurant 5 min before closing
>order one item from the dollar menu
>when at the window ask the employee if there is any extra food they are trying to get rid of
>get a full sack of warm fast food that has been sitting under the lamps for an untold number of hours

>>8964032
How's his schizophrenia developing?

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>>8964051
bad

>>8964068
>>8964032
wait is that a thing that actually happened

>Hungover
>Drive to McD's to get a McGriddle and hash brown
>Go to first window to pay, hold out my money
>Girl at the window tells me the woman in the car ahead of me paid for my meal
>Confused as fuck, sit there just holding the money out like an idiot for a good ten seconds
>"Why?"
>She shrugs
>Hold the money out for another few seconds
>Retract money, baffled

Remembering it, I'm getting confused again.

Other than that, there's been a few occasions where I've gotten extra stuff in the bag, but nothing really stands out.

I used my aunt's comp at the local casino for a free $500 meal for 4

>>8964108
It happens often, I think it might've started at Starbucks. It's called "pay it forward", look it up if you want to.

>>8963878
I remember my local McDonalds had a crew that was clearly stealing money, they would hand out a bunch of free shit (e.g. "hey do you guys want some free cookies?"). Obviously they eventually got caught but it was a fun ride while it lasted

>>8963878
I ordered a salmon steak once and they took too long for the order so the manager came up to me and told me he paid for my food as a way to apologize for the wait.

>>8964001
That wasn't the case with the McDonalds I worked at. I was handing somebody their order when a coworker took it out of their hand and brought it over to the drive-thru, because apparently someone there ordered the exact same thing and the drive-thru took priority. Management didn't even care that my customer already had the meal in their hands. I walked out of that place 10 minutes later.

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>>8964032

If there was ever a way to get people to rub their dick on your food this would be it

>>8964139
I work in fast food and if you really want my trash, you can have it, really

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>go to dunkies for a drink and one of those beetus bomb peanut butter cronuts late at night
>price when i pull up is only the price of the coffee, and that's all she gives me
>i asked for a cronut, too?
>"oh, sorry"
>she comes back with the cronut and just hands it to me
>fucking retard me asks "DUHH YOU AREN'T GONNA CHARGE ME FOR THE DONUT?"
>cashier goes "it's fine" and i drive off feeling like one hell of an uncle john

Ordered pizza online and chose carry out because the last time I paid the delivery guy he didn't have change so I gave him a 20 for a 11 dollar pizza. Arrive at pizza shop and tell girl my name. Takes her like a minute to find my name and asks if I paid when I selected pay in cash on the website. I hand her my debit card and she's standing around for a minute not sure what to do. She calls her manager over and asks if I already paid. Manager doesn't know what he's doing. They give my card back and I walk out with my pizza.

I told her I haven't paid yet how fucking hard is it to swipe the card.

I get intentional free food from Chipotle all the time

Whenever I go there, it's because I'm on lunch break and forgot home food, so I go for cheapest with highest calories to get me through the day - $2.18 for a rice and beans burrito at around 800. I just ask for 'a little extra rice' and 'a little extra beans' and then say it's done.

They're all college kids and real nice to me, so they give me the burrito for free and wave me through maybe 1/15 times

>Order food from pickup
>MASSIVE quantities for family
>Every time I do this, kid on register charges me before giving me the food
>This time, she just hands me the food
>Me: I guess dad paid over the phone with a card?
>Me: ... Have a nice day!
>Her: Have a nice day! (turns away to do something else)
>Guess he must have
>Get home
>Dad: what do I owe you?
>me: ? Nothing you paid with your card remember
>Dad: ? No I didn't

we actually did call up the restaurant and do the phone card thing, apparently they'd realized her mistake after I left and the manager was about to fire the girl :(

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I've been handed the wrong bag in the drive thru with a lot more food than I had actually ordered on more than one occasion. One time as I was pulling away the guy realized his mistake and was yelling to try to get me to stop, but I didn't stop

I was on the 5 floor cafe of a building in Harajuku with a Korean friend when the touhoku earthquake happened right as we were about to pay the tab.

A bunch of stuff fell off the wall and shattered during it so they told us to just head downstairs and not worry about paying when it was mostly over. I had not gotten a drink or a dessert because I wanted to save money but now I wish I had ordered a lot more...

>>8963878
One time I was at Wendy's and I had ordered some JBCs, but decided I wanted some fries. I asked the cashier and she just put them in the bag. I was taking out my wallet to pay and she said don't worry about it. It was a large too.

Another time at McDonald's the cashier handed me the bag and she said there was an extra McDouble in there.

>>8963878
i steal food from my grocery store all the time. theres a 7 cent city """tax""" on plastic bags so you gotta bring your own bag. i leave small items in my bag while the bagboy is loading it up. small spice bottles, yeast, and tortillas are what i usually steal

>>8964990
Your post isn't relevant to the thread, you fucking slag. Nobody asked about stealing.

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>>8963878
>college student
>go to cafeteria
>order cheeseburger with extra onions, extra giardiniera, side of onion rings, mountain dew
>order number 55
>wait
>worker calls out order for double cheeseburger extra onions, extra giardiniera, side of onion rings, mountain dew
>say yeah thats me
>show him order stub
>other guy standing in line says "are you sure thats yours?"
>yes wtf i just bought htis
>get food
>realize that was order number 56, not 55
>realize i ordered a single cheeseburger, not dub
>guy shoots me an angry glare as he walks by
>feel so ashamed that i go on a diet and lose 100lbs that year

>>8964998
im a shart in mart not a britshit. call me a culturally appropriate insult please

I've got free stuff from amazon. If they send you someone else's order they let you keep it.

>>8963878
Server brought out the entree before the appetizer. They comped the entire meal without me complaining.

>>8963878
I used to get free stuff from Dunkin Donuts. The guy who ran the place was a special kind of friendly. One time a bartender comped my entire night's tab. What else... I got a few free drinks at a brewery/restaurant because the waitress stirred my tequila sunrise. I was on a Greyhound years ago and we stopped at a big convenience store. A guy insisted on buying me lunch and eating together. He said he couldn't bring himself to eat alone--cultural thing. Oh yeah, I used to frequent this Indian joint down in Market East. The owner would give me twice as much food as I ordered. He seemed to delight in watching me eat.

>>8964130
As a Starbucks employee I fucking hate this it completely ruins my effeciency in drive thru

>At local boba shop
>Chatting with the employee
>Place order
>(At this point I'm supposed to pay)
>After he makes my drink, I leave immediately with my drink
>Realize what happened after like 45 min of driving

>>8963938
I do, my cuteness gets me free shit all the time.

Does that not apply to you?

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>>8963878
had some time to kill one day last week so i went to tim hortons and ordered a coffee and a blueberry muffin. went to pay on debit, but before i got the chance to put my pin in it said "transaction accepted". tld the girl her machine wasnt working and she asked if i used tap. I told her no and she told me it said i paid, so i could have it for free.
>mfw

>>8965052
i get free shit all the time but im not exactly cute
>go to libshit hotspot like a starbucks
>retard qt girl at cashier
>order whatever
>"ok thatll be $420.69"
>"i dont have money but i do have this"
>flex the guns
>she gives me her number and i get whatever for free
this has happened so many times that i have considered going gay because women are a meme at this point

>>8963917
one time i ordered triple whopper and they put 4 patties on it

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I used to go to Moe's all the time when I was younger. The manager found out I didn't know about the loyalty cards that you collect stamps with. He stamped out a whole card and gave me the current food I was ordering for free. Idk why I spent so much money on mediocre food, probably could have bought a car with all that money.

>Go to Taco Bell drive-thru with dad
>Order $40+ worth of food
>Guy at window hands us the bags of food
>He doesn't ask for the money
>Sit there for a minute or two waiting for the guy to realize we didn't pay yet
>Drive off without paying

>>8965135
Guess he didn't value his status in society as a Taco Bell Burrito Artist.

>Order a pizza from pizza hut
>Its about 30m from closing
>Come pick it up, 10m before closing
>They offer me all the unsold breadsticks
I took them because, hey, free breadsticks
Ate maybe 3 of them and threw the rest out because they were so fucking gross

>>8965061
>Try this
>Girl just looks at me weird and take back the drink
What'd I do wrong?

>>8965135
>$40+
>Drive-thru
You're a fucking asshole

>>8963878
>find places that do online ordering
>order during busy time
>it's never ready especially with places like taco bell
>get free shit as reward

>>8965160
Jesus Christ, as if those minimum wage monkeys didn't have enough with the drive-thru on top of walkin customers. Now they have to juggle online orders, too?

Imagine making 7 dollars an hour and being SCREAMED at by your supervisor because you aren't handling 15 orders every minute at 100% accuracy.

>>8965157
Yeah, what's your point?

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>>8963878
>not purposefully
No, I've only done it on purpose.

>"McDolan's, how may I help you?"
>Yeah I just got home and realized you forgot my X and 2 X's in the drive through order.
>"I'm sorry, how can we fix this for you?"
>Can I come back down and pick it up?
>"Yes, of course! Just let us know at the drive-through!"
>Okay, I'll be right there.

It was the 90's though. They probably track orders better now and would want a receipt... maybe.

>>8965170
Nah, if you get all bitchy when they ask for a receipt a majority of the time they will just fold and give you whatever you ask for.

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>>8965165
>Imagine making 7 dollars an hour...
Sorry, I can't.

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>>8965167
Just making sure you know

>>8965184
>washington

The entire US isn't washington.

>>8965154
your not hot lmao

>>8963878
im remeber once i go to a pizza place for a pizza and they made me wait so much that they gift me a free soda as an apology,a whole 2 lt bottle all to myself

>>8965195
That was not my point.

It was,
>Imagine making 11 dollars an hour and being SCREAMED at by your supervisor because you aren't handling 15 orders every minute at 100% accuracy.

I agree with you, but at 11$ an hour, yeah, you better get it right. But you won't because if you get fired you can EASILY (trust me) get unemployment which fucks over your previous employer.
I'm aware that minimum wage is shit in other states. But it's shit here too because your server that makes the same amount in tips in your state makes $11 per hour on top of that.

>>8965184
Unsustainable. Just going to boost goods and service costs onto the consumer. And then 11 = 7.

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>>8965233
Shhhh...

>>8965229
>you can EASILY get unemployment

hahahahaha you are clueless as fuck, maybe in states that have human rights that can be true, but any state that is "right to work," if you get fired from a job you are fucked 3/4 of the time unless you are a part of a union.

Your manager can fire you and replace you in the same day.

>>8965153
There is not a chance on this planet those breadsticks were "throw out free fucking food" gross.

>>8965254
But they told me unions were un-American.

>>8965229
you clearly dont work

>>8963961
Some fatass probably had a meltdown when he discovered he had only 2 instead of the usual 8
>>8963957

>>8965254
>hahahahaha you are clueless as fuck, maybe in states...
You missed the plot. We were talking about WA.
It's very easy to get unemployment here. Even if you quit. I've gotten unemployment in the last 2 years after quitting.
I have lived in "right to work" states (Idaho for ex.). It kinda sucks.

>>8965282
Been in the workforce since '86.

>>8965008
Why the hell would order 56 arrive before 55 if it was almost identical?

Fucker got what he deserved

>>8965305
Well I am glad you live in a state that values the rights of those who weren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

>>8965319
thank you for your sympathy

>>8963878
I once went to a bagel place with my friends when I was a kid. While they got something, I didn't have any money. What must have been the only black guy in the state I lived in was working, and he gave me a free bagel when I told him I didn't have any money after he asked me what I wanted, and kept giving me free ones every time I went in after that. Ever since then, I've been pro-black people.

>>8963878
When I was a kid, I used to get free candy from fair stalls all the time because they thought I was cute.

Nowadays I get something like free soda or a free dessert on top of my meal, but now that's usually accompanied by the guy behind the counter trying to flirt.

Unintentional free food happened too, usually what happens to me is I get double portions / my order plus something else entirely.
Once got a whole meal (a portion of rice, a portion of pork and a dessert) that I never ordered.
It was delivery, so most likely a delivery guy fuck-up rather than the restaurant's.

>>8964977
Is this a weird wendys shill where the best part about wendys JBC is that they some times forget to charge you?

I sometimes used to get free tacos from taco bell. I would take it because i knew they would just throw them out if i reported it, but i still felt bad

At my dominos, ive seen the same guy for like 2 years now. Sometimes he gives me more change or discounts that no one else gets

I once ordered some food from a cafe with a £20 note -- the food cost £5 in total. Gave the man the money. He took it and put it in the till, then stared at the till a few seconds then gave me £40 back. Told me he would send the rest over with the food. Assuming they'd realise the mistake I kept the money aside but nope: when the food came I was given another £5 change.

I really miss the FF chains in my home town cause they would constantly fuck up and when they did they wouldn't ask for whatever food they gave you back. So we'd go to Jack or Whataburger real late at night and 75% of the time return with twice the food we ordered.

The last time this happened was at a McDonalds. I'm not a fan but my roommate at the time really wanted the McRib. They were real cheap and if you added an extra it was a dollar so we ended up ordering like 4 of them along with a bunch of other shit. Well, they got us our order but forgot my entire part of the order except the McRib, they gave two extra. So it was like they thought I only wanted fucking McRibs. I pointed it out to them, they realized what they did and they just made EVERYTHING again for us, including the McRibs we not only had already, but had extra of.

So, we got home with like 10 McRibs, at least 4 sandwhiches on the dollar menu, fuckton of frys and 4 drinks. I was kind of a fatfuck eating wise at the time, but even this was too much for me. Luckily, our other roommate was more than happy to help us out with this mountain of 'food' we'd been given.

>>8965928
Nah, it really happened. Besides, why would I shill Wendy's and then in the same post talk about McDoubles?

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>broke as fuck
>tired of cooking and eating rice and beans every night
>scrape together a few bucks in change and head to mcdonalds
>order the most jewish shit from the dollar menu
>pay like $4
>pull up to 2nd window
>get handed massive bag filled with multiple large meals
>immediately drive away
>gorge myself all night on big macs and fries, eat leftovers in the morning.

Our lord and savior ronald mcdonald smiled upon me and fed me in my time of need.

>>8963878
I work at Six Fags and hate it so much I intentionally give people more food than what we usually do if I ever get the chance. I was working at our funnel cake factory and loading that shit up with toppings and ice cream fuck six flags if you ever go there don't actually eat their food it's overpriced and it's on par with dog food literally only our ice cream and funnel cakes are worth it everything else is a scam including our games they actually tell us day 1 not to play any of them because they're meant to suck the money out of you.

>>8966113
by the way everything that isn't our funnel cakes isn't made fresh it sits out for 30-40 minutes and is frozen before they also charge $13 for this shit and it's fucking shit fucking Skypes are running that place. 90% of the people that come in are trash yesterday I dealt with some crazy bitch soccer mom and some black crackhead and the Stacies in line felt so bad that made fun of them to me and cracked some jokes and then I walked out and somehow convinced my supervisor I was too sick to work. I think I'm only going to be able to work there on benzos or something that can take away the pain please god kill me.

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>>8966119
Take a deep breath, anon.

>>8966127
>tfw have two shifts working from 10pm-6am on friday and saturday
>last time I did a late night shift they had me take out the trash
>it smelled like fucking feces
>the troglodytes throwing the trash bags in the trash can't even tie it up properly
>there is mass amounts of trash in the bags and they're spilling out constantly
>it somehow all smells like feces from the cooking oil
I have to get really stoned to do this shit I'm convinced my coworkers think I'm retarded or slow because of how stoned I get there it's the only thing helping
>when foreign customers come in and they start namedropping items with different fucking names
>"YES PLEASE I WOULD LIKE ONE LARGE ORANGE"
>"CAN I GET FLAGS FAMOUS PLS"
>sell two different items with this name one tenders the other is burgers
>niggers coming in with their dining passes after using them already and then bitching when they don't have anything else on their to use
>when fat people come in and somehow drop $100 while they make shit jokes and do that stupid fat people confidence thing where they think they're top shit
>when we have a fucking board right above the cash register which lists prices and dumb fucking customer comes up and goes
"HMMMMMMMMMMM HOW MUCH IS THIS"
>tell them it's on the board
"BUT HOW MUCH IS IT?!"
>the aneurysm slowly creeps its way in
>our HR department is also literally retarded
>has "accidentally" almost fired me 4 different times which I've had to dispute and take care of
>literally forgot to give me some form of payment
>stupid 3D teenage cum dumps constantly trying to take advantage over male employees when tasked with physical work
I'm going to fucking kill them all

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>>8964078
>>8964068


yeah here's a link that used to lead to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpbIOkNWcHY

all copies of the video have been scrubbed from the internet. don't bother looking for it. you can't find it.

>>8963878
>Have you ever gone to a restaurant chain and gotten free food?

My black boyfriend does this constantly, its kinda funny desu.

He takes it as some type of triumph or something whenever he can guilt some scared white kid into giving him free stuff.

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>>8966144
Does the money you get from working even offset the cost of the weed you smoke to work there? Fuck. That sucks.

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>>8966780
I'd warn you about what's to come but if you're dating one of those I suppose you actually enjoy abuse anyway.

>>8966796
they have me working so much I'm basically full time now instead of part time and for the most part yeah I spend $20 a week on weed sometimes $40 if it gets really bad I'm going to get more on thursday I've got stories if you guys want I already want to burn this place to the fucking ground

>>8963878
not a real thrilling tale but her goes
>went out to eat at italian pie with family
>waiter takes our order, obviously new, young girl probably first job high school young, making small mistakes like forgetting menu's, apologizing over little mess ups
>10 min later she comes back with a bunch appetizers and a calzone we didn't order
>turns out she wrote whatever shorthand they use to take orders wrong and kitchen made whole different order
>again she's apologizing profusely we tell her to relax
>we basically got a whole meal free on top our order and the manager said we didn't have to pay
>leave tip for the poor girl and tell her she'll get better
that was like 4 years ago wonder if she still works there, hope she didn't get fired over a little thing like that

>>8966766
What was in the video?

One of my friends that I go to the clubs with brings random people sometimes. They end up buying our drinks since it's a hassle to try and get 5 drinks and have 5 separate payments, so I'll take my free drink then bounce to another club with other friends. Saved hundreds of dollars doing this.

>>8965260
You've clearly never had them

>>8965229
>your server that makes the same amount in tips in your state makes $11 per hour on top of that.
Remind me to never tip when I'm in washington

>>8963983
>bill miller's
>the fast food of BBQ
luby's for comfort food or an actual bbq joint for real meats, senpai.

>>8963878
At university there were a few events for free food.
Pretty sure one of them I went to was an exclusive thing, but oh well.

Cop here. I get lots of free food and drinks while I'm at work. I'd wager at least 30% of it has spit in it though.

The guy in line ahead of me paid for my order at chipotle. I have no idea why. By the time I noticed what happened he was already gone.
>>8968701
Not sure about fast food places, etc, but I worked at a gas station and we'd give free soda and coffee to cops. More cops coming around to get free stuff basically means free security.
I'd never fuck with it (not that I fucked with anybody's stuff), all the cops were pretty nice.

>>8968701
>I'd wager at least 30% of it has spit in it though.

Good.

>>8968541
Their BBQ is alright, but their fried chicken is the shit.

>>8966911

Continue, please.

>>8966911
I spend $60 every two weeks on weed, that's for a fucking eighth. Where do you live?

>>8968795
Hello I just got off my shift today here's a story
>Working at the first place that isn't a fucking shitheap
>Really nice asian lady is my supervisor
>She is so unbelievably nice for the first time I feel okay being at work
>She spends an hour helping me and showing me everything since there's so much on the menu
>Most of the shitheaps Leads just give a five minute convo and then fuck off
>After that she shows my who my secondary Lead is
>It's this girl from one of the Shitheaps I was working at busty Brazilian girl
>Have had many lewd thoughts of her when I first met her because of how exotic and thicc&busty she looks
>Mental erection engaged when I see her
>She recognizes me
>Give her a really toothy exaggerated smile when I see her
>She kinda laughs and smiles back
>Was able to kinda talk and make her laugh
Was some good shit until the fucking trash came in
>Taking orders for a long line
>A women who looks like an acid burn victim comes up and asks for an orange
>Instantly think of all the things I've seen on here relating to it and feel really bad I do my best not to stare at the obvious details of where her face is fucked and where it's not hidden underneath sunglasses and wig hair
>All of a sudden after fucking ringing her up dumb bitch goes "STOP NOT YOU someone else get me an orange"
>Bitch fucking scoffs at me
>Says my fucking hand is dirty
>Bitch is attempting to get me in trouble
>Asian lady who likes me doesn't even give her the time of day
>Bitch is still going on
>One of the girls who wasn't the THIQQQ hue girl tries to tend to her
>"NO NOT HER EITHER SHE WIPED HER FACE DO YOU KNOW HOW UNSANITARY THAT IS?!?!"
>we're not even allowed to touch the food without gloves
>I eventually just fuck off and get ice to get away from the cunt
>Cunt doesn't even buy the fucking orange just leaves
I want to fuck hue girl from behind and grab her ass cheeks jfc

>>8963878
>Random Thursday back in highschool
>I'm loaded for some reason
>Me and my friends go to some Asian restaurant for lunch
>Instead of ordering from the lunch menu like I always do I decide since I have the money I'm ordering wathever I want
>Order some noodles but not the regular kind, these are dry and crunchy with a ton of sauce and shit and come in this huge bowl
>Order some fried dumplings
>And diet Pepsi because I don't want to get fat
>It was so much food my friends ate half
>Somehow they charge me less than my friends eating crappy fried rice

>>8965064
My first job was at Wendy's in a small college town. Any time someone ordered a triple bacon, we'd hit him with an extra patty. Occasionally we'd hit it with 5 for a nice penta bacon, since we all played league a bunch and thought it funny.

Also when food like bacon or fries were about to be thrown out or some retard made too much, we'd just hand it out to people. Tons of bacon on orders, large fries for everyone, extra burger, etc. No one wanted to waste the food, is all.

i went into this ice cream place with this stupid bitch and the line is probably 30 - 45 minutes long. yes 45 minutes for some fucking ice cream

we get to the counter and order our faggot ice cream and the guy at the register says 'i like your faces, its free'

i thought he was just being a jackass and im like haha heres your money asshole but he said no really, its free

how bout that

>>8968518
>How to be a nigger and a jew at the same time

Kys, unless you offer your friends some kind of extraordinary service (fixing stuff, helping with something) you are literally a leech

when I was in highschool I'd go to a pizzeria daily for lunch, and for whatever reason the old lady working there really liked me and would give me free a pizza slice for free if there was no one else around to see.

That's about it.

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>>8968701
When I worked at a mom and pop pizzeria, we were under orders to not charge cops.

For the longest time, there was a pair of cops, older gentlemen, that would always get a couple of slices, a salad, or something cheap/easy like spaghetti and meatballs. They would always tip and thank us for the meal, then usually clean up the little mess they made.

They'd usually come in right before I'd go on break, so by the time they'd finish eating I'd be out front having a few cigarettes relaxing. They'd usually come out and join me and we'd talk about guns and cars.

Real great guys.

Then after about 9 months of this, a whole fucking squad would show up while I'd be on break. They'd order fucking meatlover calzones, chicken parmesan dinners, 3 specialty pizza slices a piece: just 6-8 men taking advantage of the restaurant, never tipping and leaving huge messes.

This led to the owners charging policemen for everything.

I still never charged the two officers that I was cool with, and I even argued it with the owners and they agreed. I still have the officer's card.

[spoiler]Y'all do a tough job, some officers give others bad names, but I know that not all of y'all are jackbooted thugs[/spoiler]

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i deliver groceries to restaurants
i get free food all the time
ama

>>8969753
STOP FUCKING UP OUR ORDERS

>>8963878
>I gave her the chance to remember by standing there for 30 seconds grabbing some napkins
>but not saying "I didn't pay for this"
I mean, at least don't try to make things up so it's not your fault. You could've said something.

>>8965008
Charles?

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>go to a chick-fil-a for the first time
>Go to order food
>Ask cashier what she likes as I've never been to a chick-fil-a before
>She says the spicy deluxe chicken sandwich and fries
>Good enough I'll take it
>she says "Also you're order is free because you've never been to a chick-fil-a before"

Didn't even really like the sandwich that much, but they were so nice. It was almost off putting.

>>8970594
I'm going to start doing this every time I go to the Chick fil a across town that I don't go to as often.

>>8963878
I was at a Taco Bell drive through and when I pulled up to pick up my order the lady was like

>Want some free food? The other guy pulled away without paying and we need to get rid of this!

It was a substantially larger order than the one I placed. I was fat and happy that day I tell you.

>>8968821

Might be Cali. The shops here in my experience are usually anywhere from 30-50 for an eighth, though there are higher end places that charge like 50-80 or so. Could be Colorado, maybe, I thought I might've heard of similar prices out there but not sure.

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>>8963878
I walked out of an ampm with a mini keg of heineken once, I was with my brother and there was a keg on the counter that I thought he bought so I grabbed it while we were walking out. Went back the next day to pay for it but the employees didn't even care and didn't know what I was talking about.

el bump

>>8971382
>The shops
>calling it "the shops" and not the club
also
>buying at the dispensary
>ever
i bet your from socal, i can call anyone of my dealers and they can sell me a zip of fire for dirt cheap

>>8972921
>going through the hassle of buying weed off some dude
>exposing yourself to criminal behavior

nah I'm not so poor that I don't mind paying double at the dispensary.

>>8972921
I don't want to derail the thread but there are a lot of "shops" in socal, they're really rundown places where they hardly even check to see if you have a rec/card. Really bad outdoor weed, usually get shut down after 4-5 months and reopen. You can still get good weed for $20-30 for a 4 gram eighth if you go the the right place.

>>8965060
it ran your card as credit

>>8963878
Ordered 50 McNuggets at like 3AM with some friends
They gave me 100

Tasted old but who the fuck cared.

>>8965374
cuck

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>>8963878
>order a pizza and some buffalo wings
>get food from delivery guy, bring it home
>discover it's not wings, but tendies
>yell out to delivery guy from my window
>he says "sorry for the mistake, keep the tendies, another driver will be here in 10 minutes with the wings"
>tfw got free tendies

Got like 30 pies from McDonald's once because the anger says he overcooked them. Tasted fine to us

>>8964132
No shit they got caught, that's a completely retarded plan.

>take money so registers are short
>give out free shit so count is even shorter

>Go to papa johns
>order a pan pizza with pepperoni and bacon
>they make it but with only pepperoni
>they make a proper one
>they give me the other one too

>>8965061
>libs hit hotspot
>starbuckles
Soccer moms tend to be upper class conservatives, my dude.

>conservative
>geh
The degradation of society through homosex doesn't exactly fit traditional values, my dude.

>>8968848
You sound like an angry, bitter teenager. Yeah, that job really sucks. Just get a job somewhere else.

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>>8963878
Yes. My college has several Einstein's Bagels. I was sitting in one doing work near closing time with a friend. They always have a bunch of leftover bagels at the end of the day. The girl cleaning just asked us if we wanted free bagels and literally just handed us each a bag of like 12 assorted bagels.

>>8963878
>Have you ever gone to a restaurant chain and gotten free food?

Every fucking day for the past year...

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>>8973875
>Every fucking day for the past year...

>go to CFA one morning and order just a biscuit
>they hand me a bag through the window and it must weigh ten pounds
>book it out of there and go over my loot

Got 3-4 biscuits, some of those mini biscuits, tater tots etc. I'm not sorry because they stole my ice cream/lemonade mix idea and now they've stolen my chicken egg and cheese biscuit idea.

I ask companies to give me coupons all the time, works especially well when they're launching new shit.

The graveyard shift at my local taco bell is a shitshow run by hood rats and autismal indians. They will fuck up your order, guaranteed. Ordinarily, this would suck, but if you know the chaos before going, it means you will always get free shit, you just always need to check your order when you get it, then go back and complain, keeping your real order as well as the shit they thought you ordered. It's great.

I had my mcflurry jacked.

Guess what the person who took it looked like.

>>8965047
How large are you?

>>8974029
Big.

>>8964032
>Work at pizza hut
>gaming cafe next door
>Sell the leftover shit under the table at closing
>Make like 60-90 bucks, split it with the manager

Good shit.

>>8966119
Hook me up . im a nice guy

>go to Starbucks for a brewed coffee<
>Order Dark roast<
>"Sorry Anon we are brewing a fresh pot, it will be a few minutes<
>I don't mind waiting<
>5 minutes later<
>Get coffee<
>cashier hands me a 4 dollar voucher "For the long wait"<
>Wasn't even pissed at having to wait<
>Feelsgodman.jpg<

>>8973604
Already am I'm going to work at shit fags for 2 more weeks and then I have a job lined up to work at an escape room

>>8974129
Just a heads up if that happens it's because some fag before you was being a fag and they're probably having bad anxiety

>>8968821
I live in SoCal sometimes my dealer will be really cool and smoke me out while we play vidya with his roomates or he'll just hook me up with extra shit since I've rec'd so many people to him he's a cool guy

>>8968848
You sound like you barely speak English.

>>8973484
Yeah, I still try to figure out what they were thinking to this day

>>8965374
Based jamal

>>8965374
Wtf, I love nignogs now.

>>8974567
no I'm fluent just typing a quit greentext not everyone wants to type out a fluent convo though m8

I used to get free bagels all the time from my local bagel shop since I did a promo video for them in highschool for a project.

>drive to Wendy's
>order my usual spicy chicken combo, spicy nuggs, and chili
>they are out of spicy nuggs
>have to pretend to be angry for plan to work
>even though I usually just get nonspicy anyway
>"do you want extra chili and fries? We are closing after you"
>I'm annoyed, "sure, whatever"
>needless to say I got 3 giant bags of extras
>other time
>saw same guy that hooked me up
>ate there
>under disguise but he still recognized me,"guy from that night"
>rang me up as an employee

That why when I go to Wendy's now I immediately get on the floor and read the first letter of each line

One time Wendy's gave me a free single classic meal coupon with my meal.
Dunno why but was pretty cool.

This one time, I was a bit peckish so I thought I'd treat myself to a single burger from KFC.
I went through the drive thru and ordered and paid at the first window and went to the second window to collect my order.
The guy handed me two big plastic bags loaded with food, I just grabbed them from him and drove off into the sunset.

I ended up going around to a freinds place where there was four other guys sitting around smoking weed, I was like Jesus to them. I even fed both of his parents with my haul.

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>>8975122
>tfw I sat there for 5 mins trying to figure out if wendy's had some new design on the floor. tried to google it and was so curious I was about to go drive to one to see, only to re-read your post and finally get it.

jesus christ I'm retarded

Was at work and ordered a pizza and soda for lunch.
About 20 minutes later I got a call from the manager telling me the delivery guy's car broke down and my food will be delayed.
I told him it was fine, I was at work and not going anywhere so just take their time.
The pizza guy came in about an hour later with my food and told me they didn't charge my card because of the delay.
I like to believe that not being a bitch factored in getting the free meal.

>>8968539
>>8965184
>>8965233
You should see fucking Seattle, it's $15 god damn dollars an hour now.
AND they automatically add in the tip for most restaurants, so you don't have a choice.

>>8963878
once I went to a grocery store where I didnt have a card and the cashier forgot to charge me 85 dollars for my groceries. honestly had no idea until I was checking my balance 2 weeks later.

I still feel guilty about it, maybe I'll donate the money to charity or something

>>8963878
I went to Little Caesar's twice a week in grad school for second dinner
>3 hr night class makes you hungry
Hoodrat employees become familiar with me and start giving me discounts, free food, and stuff they were going to throw away. I streamed sports games for them to awatch while working in return. I got fucking fat as well.