What does /ck/ think about pickles and pickled food in general?

>>8961186
I feel like people who don't like pickles are bad people

>>8961192
People who don't like pickles are just children

I fucking love pickles
https://youtu.be/NgWn7zbgxZ4

Never had one. They seem kinda gross.

Pickle Rick general?

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>>8961186
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

I live in India. We have god tier pickles. Love most of em

>>8961186
Started a garden this year so I can pickle cucumbers and peppers. I am pretty hyped for it.

Tru is a god-tier brand.

too salty, off my low salt diet now. love them. salty pickles are fun. ps they are supposed to be salty not vinegary. a half and half pickle is part brined, part vinegared.

>>8961186

Pickled anything is excellent.

>>8961425
no. indian pickles are horrible. way too salty, spicy and oily. bitter, nasty. as i said, i cant eat, but bubbies are salty and crunchy. and raw pickled veggies, like raw sauerkraut, have acidophilus etc in them, good for you, breaks down the bad stuff in some veggies.

>>8961425
>>8961509

Also poo in loo

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>>8961186
didn't like them as a kid, now way into them. I really like a lot of pickled things that arent cucumbers

Such as beets or some cauliflower with some turmeric.

also spicy pickles are fire

pickled cabbage salad is good

How many calories does pickling add?
Will I gain weight if I mindlessly chomp on pickled celery since it has barely any calories?

>>8961186
Stop posting when you're drunk, Mr. Harmon.

>>8961509
Indian pickles are not consumed like how the western world consumes them . You're supposed to take as little as possible . It's there to enhance the flavour . Plus there are like 100s of different types of Indian pickles.

>>8961585
>hmm, this will do

>>8961557
not the calories you need to worry about, it's the sodium

>>8961645
Don't Care, just wanna stop being chubby so I can wear overpriced designer clothes

>>8961650
you're fine then, the amount of calories in pickled veggies is negligible

>>8961305
wow, that was some tim and eric shit

>>8961632
ohhhh...
i had a jar of indian mango pickles and ate them all even though they were making my teeth feel funny and tasted too strong and it made me throw up
i guess that is why...

>>8961678
A family of 4 would consume it for like a year. You crazy man

Pickled anything is great. Onions, green beans, asparagus. Add in shit like Kim chi, I don't understand why people don't like food like that. Pickling has a long history

>>8961186
I like pickles and most pickled foods. They need to be the specific type of pickle to go with different dishes. I like bread and butter pickles with bbq, pickled banana peppers with pork chops, pickled jalapenos with cheap "nacho" cheese sauce, kosher dill on a cuban sandwich, etc.

>>8961746
> I don't understand why people don't like food like that
Find me one example of a real human bean saying they dont like pickles.

>>8961671

lol, tim and eric wish they were Tom Rubnitz

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*BOOM*
big reveal

Some people prefer their cucumbers pickled.

>>8961186
Love em provided they meet the following criteria: must be crunchy rock solid texture and tangy without being vinegary. Store bough ones that tick both of these boxes are hard to find.

>>8961186
It's weird. I love pickled peppers, olives, asparagus, artichoke hearts, giardineria... But cucumbers have been no-go, to the point of making sure they're not on my burgers.

>>8961678
Try putting a little but in a stew, or mixing a small with cream cheese and put it on a bagel

Pickled ginger is my shit

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cucumber kimchi is nice

>>8961186
I feel that the bite of pickles in a burger is the best bite you can get out of it.

Prove me wrong if you can.

Spicy baby carrot pickles give me hope inside.

>>8963057
Hnnnng. Me want now.

>>8961186
Pickled vegetables are good

Pickeling anything other than a vegetable is weird and gross

>>8963231
What are you talking about? Corned beef is pickled meat and it's wonderful.

>>8963318
>Corned
>pickeled
Nice try genius those are 2 different words

>>8961186
Bread and Butter chips >>> Relish spears

>>8963318
>corned beef is pickled

>>8963379
How's it different? It uses salt, sugar and a bunch of pickling spices in the brine. It sits in the brine for 2 weeks. Sure sounds like a vegetable pickling to me.

>>8961186
Now I have to go to the fucking store and buy some! Fuck you OP!
I'll do it, I swear!

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In Poland people pickle basicly everything, vegetables, mushrooms, fish. It's great.

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>>8961186
There. You fucking happy now?

>>8963663
Damn, those would be top tier gourmet pickles in the US. Are those just an average brand in your country?

>>8963419
>cured meat is pickled

nu-/ck/

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>>8963670
I think those are an import from Poland. Let me check. Yep. Poland. Cheaper than the rest of them. I just liked the fact that there was some chilli in it, so it is nice and spicy.

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>>8961310
You /picklerick/ bro?

>>8963678

https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-corned-beef-995628

"The brine for making corned beef is similar to the brine used for making pickles. Thus, it's fair to say that corned beef is essentially pickled beef."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corned_beef

"In North America, corned beef typically comes in two forms, a cut of beef (usually brisket, but sometimes round or silverside) cured or pickled in a seasoned brine, cooked, and canned, or tinned."

Apology forthcoming, when?

>>8963621
This. I think that because we are still pretty second world tier we still get nice things like that. I worked abroad and the lack of a proper pickle culture or 'warzywniaks' (veg and fruit only corner shops) sucked. Polish food, when tweaked, is pretty healthy (e.g. mizeria).

>>8963761
Polish food is great in Poland. Too bad that you mostly export garbage to your neighbors.
I was in Poland last summer and I can tell you that food that you sell in your own country, even with the same brand and the same name, taste a lot differently than what you can buy in a shop in other countries.

>>8961805
Sheltered children raised by wealthy but single mothers.

>>8963757
>corned beef
Might want to research what actual corned beef is.

How many pickles can you fit in your butthole /ck/?

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>>8963793
You talking to me?

>>8963793
What the fuck is this shit? We /fit/ now?

>>8963793
This can't be happening, I thought /ck/ was a family board.

>>8961632

that explains a lot, I put a heaping teaspoon of Indian pickle mix on my plate at a buffet and it was mind blowing salty, every small bite felt like shoveling a teaspoon of salt into my mouth

Pickled garlic. Spicy pickled garlic. Garlic stuffed olives. All delicious.

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10/10

>>8961186
my granny still home-grows and -jars her own pickles. sweet, dill, spicy, she makes all sorts and they're all delicious. one of the highlites of visiting her during christmas is taking home a fuckton of jars of pickles.

>>8961192
fpbp

I love most pickled things, how bout sauerkraut?

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>>8963112
This. Mexican hot carrots are so good.

>>8964420
I hope you study what she does so you can carry on the tradition. People in the US are beginning to recognize the value of escaping the corporate net in terms of processing their own food for storage.

>>8963789
It looks like he did, and provided sources

>>8961186
3 things:
My BF and I ate 3 big jars of pickles in the last 5 days.
I bought cheaper pickles yesterday and I feel bad because they're not as crunchy as the other ones.
And lastly, pickles are the cure for cotton mouth.

I fucking love pickles.

My uncle can make pickled eggs in 3 days that taste like theyve been pickling for 2 weeks, he went to jail so ill probably never get to eat those again.