If you dont put these back on your bread sacks, I hope you get polio.

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>>8959820

Jokes on you, I'm vaccinated!

>>8959827
TRIGGERED

>not spinning the bag and tucking it under

>>8959827
Also, empty your trash. I bet it smells like shit.

>>8959842
do americans really shit in the trash bin

>>8959859
>OBSESSED

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>>8959836
>>8959842
>>8959859

>being this mad

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>not using a bread buddy for max freshness that never gets squished

>>8959859
brazilians do, because the plumbing pipes are only 2 inches in diameter, half the size the rest of the world uses. So they have a poop bin next to the toilet that needs to be emptied out

>not making your own bread loafs
>not eating all the bread before the need to store it exists
you're doing it wrong, anons

>>8959841
Yeah I actually started doing this because I finally got to the point where I can't be fucked to put the twist tie back on anymore. For me, this moment came at 27 years of age.

>>8960033
What the fuck am I even looking at here. What is literally happening in this picture.

>>8960146
Ok I looked it up and I understand it now.

I started cooking flat bread on my own for sandwiches and use bagels for eggs.

>>8960146
>>8960162
your life is changing anon don't be scared just accept it

>>8959820
Who the fuck doesn't put them back on? Is this a real problem you have encountered?

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>>8959820
My bread doesn't comes with tie ons. Usually I'll keep using the tab until about I'm halfway done with the loaf. Then I spin and tuck.

>>8960184
just like your nights out on the weekends

I have a drawer of clothespins that I put on instead. Twisty ties take too long and are better on computer cables.

>>8960760
So on the weekdays he tags his dick?

i just spin the bag and tuck it under

quit being gay

>>8960033
>buying factory made square supermarket white bread
>caring about what your bread actually tastes like

pick one

>>8961204
Trailer trash detected

>>8959827
found the autist

>>8960184
You can use these to fix flip flops

>>8959859
No, where would you get that idea? I mean maybe homeless people do... But I've never seen anyone do that

>>8960033
I would be very surprised if this unnecessary contraption wasn't Canadian in origin

>>8959820
I immediately throw them away because I'm afraid my cat will eat them

>>8960033

I have one of those for camping but eventually the lid cracked.

I still have the container part for some reason...

>>8961323

I save my twisty-ties in a small box in the kitchen junk drawer and use them to secure garbage bags.

>>8960075
I've been there for 3 weeks last year and have family living there. No, they do not.

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>>8960760

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>>8959820
>Buying shitty, lowest common denominator, mass production loaves, rolls, and buns
Next time buy some actual fucking bread at a bakery. Preferably some kind of asian bakery so you can get some of these

>>8959820
>my roommate doesn't put these back on the bread package
What the hell am I supposed to do about this degenerate behavior?

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The purpose of the twist ties is the keep the bread inside the bag while in transit. If you actually put this back on the bag you're the retard.

>>8960820
For a sec i thought you meant as computer cables

>>8961516
Freeze dry a bread and knock him over the head with it

>>8960760

So these guys crossdress?
>>8960184
>>8961204

>>8959841
That's the professional move right there, brother.

>over half
Put on the twizzler.

>under half
Twist and tuck.


You're welcome.

>>8961991
best idea I've heard all day

I literally tie the end like a balloon and squeeze the air out then pull it semi tight.

>>8962009
What if they only come in half loafs?

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>>8962032
loaf is but an arbitrary measurement...

>>8962044
Then how do i know when to put the twist tie back on?????

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>>8962053
When its capacity is 51% or greater.

>>8960033
>Americans circumcise their bread bags

>>8959820
>buying only ''''bread''''' in sacks
>calling that garbage ''''bread''''
Lmao

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>>8959820
I don't buy bread anymore, but I use these spermy looking rubber ties for bags of food that need to stay closed. They're surprisingly difficult to misplace. They also do double duty as wire management

>>8959820
Do americans really buy pre-sliced bread that comes in a plastic bag?

>>8962307
Yes sadly, very common in every house here. Some buy bakery loafs though and if they're cut or not depends on the place.

>>8962307
sadly yes

>>8962147
>>8962307
What if the local bakery gives you the choich for sliced or unsliced and it comes in a plastic bag as standard?

I just take it out of the bag and leave it on a tray. It's more convenient and i don't have to keep tying and untying shit whenever i want a slice of bread. Nothing is going to happen to your bread if it's not in a bag and you actually don't even need to refrigerate it. You're all a bunch of germophobes.

>>8962391
You know what I mean, silly billy. No need to be a pedant.

>>8962117
What are you talking about? Clearly the foreskin's being peeled back to get to the dick (bread).

>>8962117
kek

>>8959841
are we still talking about bread?

>>8959841
this.

>>8962391
>your average american
>buying bread from the "local bakery"

>>8959841
I only do wpthis when I have about half th3 load left.

>>8961337
He's right though, it's just not as common as in the past, probably has to do with better quality toilet paper that can go into septic tanks.

There is literally nothing wrong with sliced bread in bags.

Not really keen on paying double for a smaller loaf of something that I'll have to slice up anyway for some quick (not anymore) toast.

>>8959820
No one, and I mean no one, other than flyover garbage and poor city trash buy this kind of bread. They either make it themselves or go somewhere that has overpriced artisan loaves.

>>8959820
ill kick you right in the bread sack if you catch my drift

>>8959841
This.

I do this and save the twist ties for other things. Though, I don't really eat much bread anymore and when I do it is homemade.

>>8959827
updooted