rate my microwave

>>8955252
I see you went with the "fry the baby" option instead of going through Planned Parenthood.

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Bootin'.

Yours is way grosser than mine.

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time to cook

It never ceases to amaze me how lazy people can be

>>8955262
wtf is that

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ahhh my buns are bubbling!

>>8955262
>>8955274
You're going to get cancer

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and a fine wednesday's lean meat too
steak merveilleux!

>>8955252
What did you explode in there?

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>>8955252
You need an Angry Mama (pic related). Your microwave will be sparkling.

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that golden brown crisp mixed with the ceiling charcoal~

>>8955298
Will that one beat me like the real thing?

>>8955283
wallah ! perfecly cooked meatters

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here he is. i'm so proud.

but actually, i forgot nicky wicky doesn't eat meat! oh well, more for me :)
i got him cookies instead lol!

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>>8955325
Congrats on the date

>>8955325
That candle is probably the most edible thing on your table.

>>8955252
9 of 10

>>8955325
Pam??

>>8955325
>furries

>>8955346
I hate this board.

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>>8955346

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I don't know what to think of any of this.

>>8955371
So you literally have no clue what fungus is

If you keep cleaning out your microwave with chemicals and then cooking food in the same microwave with the chemicals, aren't you contaminating your food with chemicals?

>>8955382
>Hiroshima tier microwave
>something that looks like egg mcmuffin
>whatever meat that is
>oreos
>jim beam
>one of the pieces of meat seem to have been eaten
>cum covered picture of a cartoon fox

Fungus isn't the most confusing thing in this scenario.

>>8955252
Why?
/Thread

>>8955425
he's not a fucking cartoon he's real to me

>>8955397
Dipshit

You use water and vinegar in a microwave safe bowl

Wa la

>>8955303
Ceiling charcoal is the best.
It's like a whole free topping to your meal.
Win-win I say.

>>8955260
This one is seasoned to perfection

MICROWAVE ?

MORE LIKE SHART'OWAVE AM I RIGHT ?

Jack reveals his fantasies: the thread

>>8955748
It's a fast food chef's secret

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>>8955839

>>8955252
>>8955262
>>8955283
>that fucking claw reaching from the ceiling
it's hungry

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>he cooks in that

>>8955252
As bad as my microwave would look if I didn't have a threesome with my ex-wife and her friend who's an Adderall addict who spent all night cleaning our kitchen while tweaking.

Honestly I'd skip the threesome for a clean microwave again, I don't want to clean it.

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>>8955252
>>8955262
>>8955274
>>8955283
>>8955303
>wtf is wrong with you?
go buy a new microwave for the price of that bottle of bourbon

>>8955325
Honestly the Jim Beam is the worst part about this whole thing

>>8955325
predators in zootopia canonically eat insects
fuckin dumbass

>>8957787
Don't give any ideas

>>8955397
Most of the regular microwave grime should be removable with some citrus juice. And even when you need heavy artillery, there are cleaning agents specialised on surfaces, that come into contact with food.

>>8955252
I'm glad some kids are still taught to season to their microwaves theses days. You have a bit to go yet, keep up the food work.

>>8957787
hmm deep fried cricket and grasshopper yumm

>>8955252
Is this what they mean by nuking your food?

>>8955262
That fucking door

>>8955252
Don't have a one, so can't say.

>>8957552
I bet it has a top tier crunch

I hope you have 150 bucks.

Is it even salvageable at this point?

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Why you gotta be so nasty OP?

>>8955252
Holy shit OP! You're sitting on a goldmine! A Jackson pollock painting nowadays are worth $50 million, at least!

You are truly a bastion of the abstract expressionist movement of the 50s!

>>8955351
>>8955363
what was it

>>8960720
http://imgur.com/a/xWTOz

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>>8960781
Can't say I'm surprised

>>8959700
kekekek

>>8955434
you newfags /threading your own posts

>>8961539
It's probably just bait at this point.

>>8957569
Why not? It's not hard to clean a microwave.

>>8955262
looks like a public toilet seat

>>8961535
Dumbass

>>8960568
The problem isn't the stains, it's the age. You can use the classic vinegar bowl method and scrub the grime away, but it's not going to actually improve your microwave.

>>8960781
Epic. Simply epic.

a nazi oven looks even better than that microwave of yours