Food Gore Thread

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>>8954059
>SEA PICK-EHLS

>>8954059
there was one vid his brother posted... it involved doubleswee freaking out because his dad wanted to see his iPad and the implication was he was looking at porn on it.

i wish i still knew the link to that video.

do you happen to remember it? does anyone?

>>8954069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXa4kp1IDdE

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>>8954072
>I'm gonna kill myself

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>>8954062
>that file name

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>>8954059

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>>8954059
>video is over 16 minutes long

How the fuck

>>8954108
the contents might be shit but the plating is on point

>>8954059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhJvjWaz3hg&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY&index=36

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>>8954104

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Taste the 1970's.

>>8954134
its called the hurgin because thats the sound youll be making when you smell that wretched abomination

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>black
what did they mean by this?

>>8954150
Looks like the inside of a colostomy bag

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Fucking hell.

>>8954142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJiATvy7X4&index=35&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY

>>8954065
pretty smart. id do dis if I was poorfag

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>>8954162

>>8954166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euIaD4Tk4V8&index=18&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY

>>8954180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66WK2B2nbW4
Let's go >60 years!

>>8954191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImZ5tums4zs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4

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>>8954062
>quelle filename

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>>8954122
...is that egg?
...that's not egg..

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>>8954156
>dead rat as a garnish
boh napa teet

>>8954214
>chinese """"""food""""""

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>>8954178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

>>8954250
"that was fuckin' awesome, dude! that was awesome!"
>he got to enjoy it twice

Is posting Joey's World Tour too easy?

Hi everyone, I've been following this youtube channel for a few years now. I'm really excited to share it with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoHu1t0NUeQ

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>>8954144
Were you supposed to do anything with it, or just serve it as pic?

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>>8954150
>>8954150
>>8954150

>>8954178
Surely this is some kind of taxidermy not intended for consumption

>>8954263
this child is a victim of the modern family structure

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>>8954263
so all you need to do to make a giant brownie is to not cut it?

>>8954122
I would probably heat up the tortillas and replace the ketchup with hot sauce, but I would totally eat this.

>>8954150
Why the fuck are they charging $8 for this?

>>8954437
>>8954122
Oh my god I just realized that that's popcorn, so nvmd
It's not gross, it just seems really fucking pointless

>>8954289
Just scoop some onto a plate, maybe with some sort of dressing.
My grandparents still make stuff like this on occasion, it's really not that bad

>>8954065
I mean. Given no other tools or food this is not stupid.

>>8954071
In the sense of composition and lighting this is actually a really good picture.

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>>8954263
>47 seconds in
idk if i can make it

>>8954150
I was going to say that's just crappy nachos with doritos but who the fuck would pay $8 for that bullshit.

>>8954150
I like how black and olives are on different lines.

>>8954178
Someone has alot of time on their hands.

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>>8954104
>>8954134
>>8954143
>>8954144

>>8954111
Watch it. It's worth it. Also, checked

>>8954263
Why is this so unsettling

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>>8954178
An insult to fish.

>>8954528
You'll get wax on your weiner.

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>>8954059

>>8955020
Why isn't there more OC here? There are alcoholics, I'd bet my asscheeks they cook up some storms. When I used to drink I made the most epic scramled eggs in 4-5am, once I did 1kg of fish stick with mayo, ketchup and shitton of garlic mashed up, etc. Didn't know of the wonders of shitposting back then. now I'm sadly sober

>>8954263
I hate this kid's parents

>>8954528
its pretty inefficient

>>8955199

What's wrong with this? I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look bad.

>>8954071

The distopia of the once suburban dream

>>8955247
the stew/sauce the meat is in reminds me of vomit

>>8954104
The chicken looks like it's being crucified. I'm sure that would be a preferable end to this.

>>8954553
Odds are that this was taken at some sort of outdoor festival or event. *ALL* the food vendors price gouge like that because there's no where else to eat.

anyone got the webm of the undercooked hamburger?

>>8954059
Why do his parents encourage him?

>>8954263

>put 4 eggs into small bowl
>pour them into bigger bowl

>>8954146
Source

>>8954263
>making nutella brownies
>i wonder what it's gonna taste like

Hmm, a real thinker there.

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>>8954166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FOcFiqLeE

>>8957783
Fucking kraut magic

please stop linking boy videos my mom already walked in on me twice and now she thinks im a pedo

>>8954062
fpbp

>>8954072
but what was on the ipad

>>8955098
why did this give me an erection

>>8955192
What the fuck was this?
I'm going to guess that the grey things were muffins at some point.

>>8955589
Youtube bucks.

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>>8954072
he got nasty porn on there haha

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>>8955113
There isn't any OC because the food we cook is usually shit. Case in point, pic related

>>8958699
Looks like an attempt at biscuits and gravy

>>8955199
I know that's red pepper or something but it looks like glitter.

>>8957783
the fucking pack of cigs and energy tabs lel

>>8954059
>I guess I'll give it a try
Who's filming this? Who allowed this?

>>8954231
it's heated kernels

>>8955163
I don't think I've ever seen such a greasy meal.

>>8954156
Is that a fucking dead mouse on the hotdog?

>>8954071
10/10. Is this was high res I'd have a new wallpaper now

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>>8961291
Beat you to it

>>8954318
What do you mean?

>>8960215
what about them?

>>8955112
>that filename
o i am laffin

I can't believe I've never run into Masaokis on /ck/. He's the absolute pinnacle of cuisinekino and the schizo rants about spiderwebs and Jew conspiracies just add their special flavor to the soup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

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>>8954071

>>8964621
Masaokis is classic, remember him back from the old SA days.

>>8965208
Has anyone in /ck/ tried this?

>>8956167
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1234138
iqdb might as well be fucking magic, I was surprised it worked.