It's webum time again, lads
>>8953945
>It's webum time again
the most wonderful time of the year!
>>8953945
thicc
>>8953950
W-woo-woo-woo
>>8954096
... Go on
>>8953960
What the fuck happened? Did he microwave that pizzabox?
>>8953960
Jesus that was hard to watch
>>8954101
I'm not sitting through that shit again.
>>8954096
No
>>8953960
Just by looking at his hands, I could tell that he was not pleased. lol
>>8953960
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
DELETE THIS
>>8954095
>onions and garlic
>apples
Mother fucking apples? Wtf?
>>8954095
This is disgusting. Probably one of those prison food memes.
>>8953960
personal pizzas are for cucks
\
>>8954352
fuck off dickhead
>>8954409
Its the truth. Undercooked dont give a shit pizza is nigger 101. Spics too scared to lose his job to fuck up that bad.
>>8954409
why is it that hispanic people by large are just so much better than you are.
The new america is white, asian, and hispanic.
>>8954363
Apples go very well with kraut. That mixture could be added with pork for a very nice meal.
>>8954386
>onion, apples, sauerkraut
just white people food
>>8954388
Sauce me brotendo
>>8954101
Fuck you
>>8954599
Looks like Alura Jensen
>>8953945
The sequel
This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort. This is because the fucking cheese has started Cooling in the pizza isn't that hot anymore. You people are fucking retarded.
>>8954637
>mfw people think tendon is icky and refuse to eat meat off the bone
>>8953954
I hate his face.
>>8954649
Me too
>>8954644
God what a disgusting human being.
>>8954681
Probably hates tendon
>>8954363
every single fucking jack webm there is some aspie who fixates on the wrong thing being 'wrong' and reveals their ignorance in the process
>>8954637
>This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort
it means the collagen has broken down, which is good
>>8954740
No, it means you overcooked it you new faggot.
>>8954388
No wonder she got fucking chubby she's just licking cake batter and frosting all day and trying to look sensual for her imaginary friends
>>8954742
no it doesn't
you can break down the collagen without overcooking the meat, anon.
>>8954731
It's the samefag, mate.
>>8954388
i want to punch her melons, like in a real fight.
>>8953954
>>8954389
>DAYUUM
>>8954096
for what purpose
>>8954101
A rare one for (you)
>>8955117
To get me hard
>>8954101
will try this
>>8954096
That little bit of buttery slobber at the end never fails to get my dick hard
>>8953945
I don't even like pizza that much but holy fuck that looks good.
>>8955129
What are those supposed to be?
>>8955333
Eggs
>>8955129
why are your torturing that eggy-wegg!?
>>8954101
don't forget the olive, gets me every time
>>8954103
What a waste of fries
What a waste of nice gook tits
>>8954103
That was significantly more ketchup than I had anticipated
>>8956233
I think it's the combination of slightly pantomime expressions and the way he looks like someone inflated him two pumps over maximum pressure that suggest he's going to cut you in your sleep if you don't enthusiastically agree with him.
Does anyone have the webm of the guy cutting a huge wheel of steamy cheese?
>>8954389
KING SLOB
SLOBFAM WW@
>>8954389
Oh god why do I find this so hot
>>8956740
kys
>>8956725
that's a rare Ja/ck/
>>8956774
Thank you good sir
>>8956780
>>8956793
>the dexterity and finesse of a drunken deckhand
>the inability to perform mundane tasks properly
It's definitely Ja/ck/
>>8956780
Of course that lazy slob uses an electric pepper grinder.
>>8956793
WHY IS HE APPLYING SIDEWISE FORCE TO THE BOTTLE GOD FUCK WARGARRRBLE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
>>8956780
There is absolutely no chance this is good. It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.
>>8956835
But anon he doesn't drink beer! So he couldn't possibly know how to open a bottle! Plus he is a stroke survivor.
>>8956842
>There is absolutely no chance this is good
It's Jack.
>It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.
Purely accidental.
>>8956780
All that fucking starch oh my god
>>8956849
He didn't come up with that. It's Martha Stewart bullshit.
>>8954635
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>8956740
prolly a complete fag
Gaze upon my webm, ye mighty, and despair.
>>8956793
WHY DOES HE PUBLISH VIDEOS OF HIMSELF DOING THINGS POORLY
DO ANOTHER TAKE YOU LAZY FUCKING PIG
>>8954095
I fucking love this.
>>8955129
my sister got my mom those "eggie" things for christmas and I just don't understand how they exist
boiling eggs isnt hard
de-shelling them isnt hard
why the fuck do you need them
>>8957141
Just looking at this putting cold oil in it already is turning my stomach.
>>8957141
>>8957141
you know you're supposed to heat up the oil BEFORE frying stuff in it right
>>8957317
There's no real reason to.
>>8954389
FRIG OFF RANDY
>>8957317
>>8954101
Please tell me there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to giving Tasty a big fat fuck you
>>8954096
Oh god my throat hurts watching this
>>8953960
had a pizza like that from pizza hut and sent a complaint. got several coupons for free pizzas
>>8954420
go away juan
>>8956793
blue moons are twist off..
>>8957873
>emptying that bag of chunky bear cum
>>8958164
are you fucking retarded? do they not have pudding where you live?
honestly how old could you be to make a comment that stupid
can't believe we browse with people like you
>>8958223
>he thinks he's getting pudding
>he doesn't know what it really is
any recent ja/ck/ fuck ups?
>>8958224
>everyone look how stupid i am
>>8957873
Who is this?
>>8958190
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS GUY MUST BE ACTUALLY DUMB AS FUCK
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
JUST STOP
PLEASE STOP THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8958256
hehehe nope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA
Not a webm.
But I guarantee you it's the most painful video in this thread.
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about ja/ck/. u wouldnt say this shit to him in his kitchen, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
>>8954095
The thing that bothers me about this is that pan could handle a trip into the oven. Why not just put the lid on and save the baking dish for another day.
>>8958321
jack pls go and stay go
>>8958321
Not to mention he has family in gangs.
>>8958319
>the army of white knights in the comments
>>8958336
Growing up on Jacks food would do this to any man.
>>8953945
This is a blue board, anon
>>8953954
THIS FUCKING GUY creeps me out so much. I hate his face, his voice, his laugh, the way he talks, the things he finds funny, even the way he expresses joy. I've only ever met one other person like that and I kicked him out of my home for the sole reason his existence was offensive to me.
>>8954635
Where would one find this?
>>8954657
Fuck this guy. Just watch SoloTravelBlog. Dustin is so cool he has a tan from his sunglasses. Check yourself before you Chiang Kai Shek yourself.
>>8958299
I just watched the full video to this. What the actual fuck is he doing.
Holy shit.
https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE
>>8957141
>Pan isn't hot
>Adds 4 litres of oil
Can this shmuck doing anything correctly? You'd think that he'd at least try and do things the right way...I feel sorry for his family having to eat the dog shit that he cooks
>>8957637
Good thing the oil is cold, that splash back would give you a nice burn
>>8958429
I don't think that's Jack, it looks like Kay's stove desu
>>8958190
he's really gonna injure himself seriously like this one day
i'm pretty skittish around boiling oil myself but at least i'm not retarded
>>8958190
>not free throwing your food into the oil
what are you, gay?
>>8953954
He has the dicksucking jaw thing going on.
>>8954635
>Chicagoan "people" call this "food"
>>8957590
This motherfucker and his cream cheese...
>>8958299
I'm no fuckin' vegetarian but it pains me that a salmon had to die for that.
>>8958226
If you have some videos and timestamps in mind I can make some
>>8954389
>that gut
>that lust for burgers
RANDY BOBANDY
>>8958360
>>8958494
Can you do the chipotle soup one where he left the burner on at the end?
That was hilarious.
>>8954731
sorry lad but to my taste mixing butter, onions, garlic, and fucking APPLES over HEAT makes no fucking sense
>>8954101
i'm actually crying holy fuck
>>8958548
That's because you've never tried it. Very common to make a choucroute style thing with apples
>>8955117
You'll understand when you grow up.
>>8958648
i'll give it a shot sometime
you better not be gaffing me
>>8958319
lord i want to die
>>8957637
>That pause before slamming the beef on a pan like retard
classic.
>>8954096
>>8958420
we're gonna drop in a little bit of butter
>THUD
>>8954635
That looks like a nice Gozer, solid and thin rather than a thick saucy mess.
>>8958319
She puts an H in front of any word that starts with a vowel, and I think that's grounds for getting murderfucked out of this world. My lord, I didn't know people could be this annoying.
>>8954388
She could serve me a plate of my own feces and I would smile and eat it like a big dopey retard.
>>8958346
He's like Jimmy from GTA V.
>>8954644
Did he take a dump on his desk after that?
>>8957637
Is this guy parody or an actual retard?
>>8958980
Newfag.
>>8958223
comment of the day
>>8958190
+3 style points
not a webm but probably belongs in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdcUv3kx-8
>>8957873
I thought she was vegetarian.
>oh look, a webm thread
>people posting decent webms for hours
>everything after that is the same jack shitposting from every other thread on /ck/
I'm convinced no one on /ck/ actually cooks, or even enjoys food for that matter.
>>8959065
>oh look, a webm thread
>people posting the same webms from every other webm thread on /ck/
I don't know why you're singling out the Jackposters.
>>8958432
Yep, that's Kay.
>>8954096
weird how this makes me feel sick yet browsing rekt threads doesnt
>>8958319
UAAARGHHH!!!
What the flying fuck is that? Why does this exist?
>>8954388
>bad skin
>saggy tits
>vacant stare
>whoreish makeup
Jesus christ this creature is disgusting.
>>8959493
Wow dude I'm really impressed by how discerning you are. I wish I could jerk off as good as you man
>>8954101
that was really good
>>8959493
I can smell the envy from here
>>8955129
I have that knife set
>>8954389
Isn't that King Ass Ripper?
>>8954096
Those edges must have hurt like hell
>>8959038
>>8954096
That fucking half a bottle of barefoot moscato on the fridge tops it all off.
>>8955117
To attract a mate
>>8959065
>>8961111
Checked. And who is this man?
>>8961395
>Doesn't know about fancy meat-salting man
Pathetic
>>8961409
I know about him. But its only about his slicing of meat and fancy ass salting style
>>8958777
checked and agreed
>>8960746
top lel... sometimes the simple ones are the best
>>8958319
Why does she sound like Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive
>>8954389
Is that King ass ripper?
>>8954101
Fuck I'm having one of those laughter fits that sounds indistinguishable from laughter.
>>8961695
do you know what indistinguishable means.
>>8958244
I also need to know this - gis returned nothing but guessed "liposuction"
>>8961707
I meant crying*.
>>8954657
what mark wines video is this?
>>8961111
Solidly checked.
>>8954101
Look at what you've fucking done, man
Good post
>>8953945
where's the oregano?
>>8961822
>DOOD OREGANO LIMO
>>8960407
It's fucking butter, not a table.
>>8956725
Did he get permission to make that Vantablack?
>>8962240
I'd pour syrup right in her open mouth, let in drizzle on her face, and then start licking it all off her mouth and when most of it is gone, start passionately making out with her.
Would stick my dick in the batter she was made from as well. So hot.
>>8953945
Not enough cheese
>>8954101
>ferment for winter
>make sandwiches until spring arrives
>>8961395
Nusret Gokce
>>8953945
would consume violently/10
>>8954101
whats the source of this?
>>8957188
they're typically made for old/handicapped/infirm people such as those with parkinson's to increase their quality of life.
as the market is relatively small, the companies also re-brand them as the kitschy as-seen-on-tv tat to try and generate additional revenue from the products
in fact this is where most of those As Seen On TV Infomercial products come from
>>8958319
She's taking the piss, isn't she?
>>8964007
Acting wacky to get youtube views. Appears to be working.
>>8954101
I cant even tell if this is a parody
>>8956780
>>8956793
>>8956845
>>8957141
>>8957590
>>8957637
>>8958190
>>8958299
>>8958420
>>8960746
I cant help it but Ja/ck/'s videos always send me into a panicked cold sweat.
How is this mad still alive?
>>8958299
He's so stupid it hurts
>>8964112
>>8964116
Who else /okherewego/
>>8962449
pancakes are not for sexual, ya goof
>>8958512
Matt Stonie posted a video a couple days ago of him eating 5 chipotle burritos in 3.5 minutes.
>>8961111
So is this guy just playing around? Or does he take himself that fucking seriously?
>>8961784
of course that's a thing.
>>8964163
Nice but I'm not into watching men gorge on food. Where is the female version of Matt Stonie?
>>8964172
There was one cutie I found a while back who was a pro eater.
She posted like 2 training vids of shit quality then never again.
>>8964112
He is a living meme
>>8964226
That actually looked good until he dumped the tar on top of it. I assume he didn't bake the cake himself.
>>8961566
This is worse than seeing the decline of the British Empire.
>>8964235
It was a store-bought pound cake or something. He just cut it up and put cool whip and strawberries and jam in it before pouring the lumpy shit on there.
>>8955129
I just seriously want to know at this point, how the fuck is Jack not dead? Or at least suffering from some sort of serious health problem?
>>8964344
Well he has had a minor stroke, is morbidly obese and is pre-diabetic (maybe just diabetic by now). Now he seems to suffering from frequent kidney stones as well. So I would say he does have serious health problems.
>>8964336
>>Doesn't core it.
>>Leaves sticker on.
>>8964359
Pretty masterful
>>8964169
i think he owns the restaurant. he plays up this act because it gets him free publicity, in turn making him more money.
>>8964226
>Dad why did you shit on that cake
>>8958319
>hand another one
>hand
wtf
Sorry for interupting the ja/ck/ posting
>>8965158
That seems like an incredibly excessive amount of work for what amounts to a strawberry flavored candy
>>8960746
>Big Boss grill
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
>>8965158
Am i having a stroke, wtf is this nonsense
>>8964352
>minor stroke
which he says was caused by "too much coffee"
>>8957873
Nice!
>>8965158
Is this a buttplug?
>>8965427
now it is
>>8965452
>>8956123
That salsa is way too sweet
>>8958244
emmymadeinjapan
>>8956725
ISnt this the one where he takes a 2 year old frozen brisket and makes chili out of it and then accuses the judges at his church chili cook off of being paid off or having other church politics be the reason he doesn't win but "he doesn't care" about it?
>>8965503
You seem to be well versed in Jack lore...
>>8965508
Holy shit, it looks like dehydrated urine.
I'm sad no one has managed to mirror Marie's Homemade Italian Sauce
>>8965533
>>8965459
an atrocity against poutine
It's good to see some new content on this board
>>8961817
http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/
>>8953960
he's like a fucking ogre
also kill yourself for posting jack it's fucking old
>>8953945
I got banned for making a jack thread. :/ He blocked me on youtube. Why cant we talk trash about jack on /ck/?
>>8954103
I would fuck the shit out of this bitch in a tub of ketchup.
>>8957799
lol this
>>8965646
Sorry to hear that buddy. You can talk trash about jack on /ck/ but you can't make a thread dedicated to it.
>>8965661
This isn't as bad as some of Tasty's other videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11ROMSfj08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDrPfNfcjc
>>8965158
I need the source on this pronto!
>>8965646
Jack is a mod on /ck/
>>8965718
kek, he wouldn't know how to even start being a mod on 4chan. He'd probably look for a phone number to call
>>8957637
It's amazing, it's almost like he cannot wait to stuff his face so he will use cold oil and take things out when they're raw, but he will waste all the time in the world with stupid shots and terrible handling of things. With all the time he spend preparing to drop the steak he might as well wait until the oil is hot.
>>8965728
What the fuck
>>8965696
I find maybe a third of Tasty's vids to be pretty good. Some of them are actually decent recipes and you can always tweak them. Plus they can be great inspiration for great dishes. I will not deny that a lot of their shit is terrible.
Look at this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-tfVCXjUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aHLcFv8P64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptE4vv2GoyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-CmG-RQoUE
That last one is the most confusing to me. They have this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8t91mzdeb4 which shows that they can make a good broccoli and cheddar soup, so why even make the other one? Did they not do any research until they made the second one?
>>8965646
At least Jack is so triggered he has been disabling likes on his videos for months.
>>8965783
He has an incredible victim complex. As soon as he gets criticism he seems to mentally categorize it as bullying if more than a few people tell him the same thing.
>>8965793
That's because he's a loser, he has to do that or else he can't cope.
>>8965718
>>8965693
>>8965783
>>8965793
Lets talk more shit about jack. His food wars series are so fucking retarded. His newage christian friends are super weird. He is incredibly rude and ignorant.
I always say that jack is the perfect embodiment of what the rest of the world thinks the average american is.
Fat, dumb, loud, ignorant, rude, uncultured, etc.
He does have a victim complex. He always leaves rude replies to peoples comments even ones that mean well and obviously arent trolls. I want to buy his sauce just to see how shitty it is.
>>8965801
I forgot to mention that he lies in his videos all the time. All his videos are sponsored (nothing wrong with making money but dont pretend like they aren't). He has contradicted himself so many times.
His interactions with other people is so embarrassing to watch. Its so hard to finish them. When he interviews people or when he goes to chili cook offs or talks with random people it makes me die of second hand embaressment.
Hes also super rude to waiters and waitresses and talks shit so openly about the food when he literally has no idea what he is even talking about.
He thinks char pizza crust is burnt and flips out. Eats burgers straight rare and loves it. I fucking hate jack.
Post webms and other retarded jack moments and stories if you guys get a chance.
>>8965801
>>8965809
Yea man that dude is internet aids
>>8958475
Haha I know right? They like a nice thick pizza that has a consistency other pies tend to have. How fucking dare they!
oh I'm a guy who likes all. Deep dish is fucking delicious, so is New York style, so is an authentic as fuck chicago style, so is a lasagna and taco pizza. There's no reason to be so closeminded.
>>8965801
My favorite is his cheap skank friend, where they make a huge portion of chili or something and seal it in jars. Can't find the video
>>8965706
youtube channel tokyo gastronomy, think the chef is seiji yamamoto
>>8965775
what's the problem with the broccoli cheese soup
>>8965793
nigger we are all obviously bullying him. when you get bullied and the bullies deny they're doing it that's the most psychologically damaging part of it
>>8965892
Wasn't talking about us but the normie commenters on his videos. He gets pissy /salty if they converge on some critique. Then he'll either dismiss it as trolling or that they just don't understand his special situation.
>>8965533
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac
>>8965769
>he doesnt surprise his girlfriend with a homemade cheesecake for valentines day.
>>8957590
>>8961111
After his shift is complete he heads home, dresses like a furry, jerks off to my little pony then play 10 hours of world of warcraft.
>>8957873
YOU'RE NOT STEVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8958660
Sauerkraut, apples, onions, some spices, few ham hocks...slow roast for few hours....with mustard and horseradish..not fucking with you anon
>>8958330
Naw man. Unless you like your food to taste like burned plastic. Teflon and anything past ~220C is a bad idea.
>>8954095
Is that... is that sauerkraut?
>>8954101
I thought it was serious until the barrel came up...
>>8954096
did she die
>>8965552
Fucking hell
>>8966099
>be careful not to hurt yourself
>Almost fucking chops off left index finger
I shouted out real loud god fucking dammit.
>>8954521
>kfc, grapes and watermelon
just black people food
>>8958223
>pudding
where... where is this "pudding"? Tell me, so i can bomb that shithole
>>8954096
Dem unfettered calories
>>8965452
A good argument for eugenics
>>8965158
>when you take classes at a culinary institute but end up with a degree in engineering instead
>>8966898
come the fuck on
>>8965889
It's basically a dip. Look at all that grease floating
>>8966895
his mouth makes me so angry
>>8964169
He owns a few high end restaurants and just does it for show. If he's that successful and can pull it off then why not?
>>8965634
>he screwed up sealing the jar before he shook it
Out of all the Ja/ck/ I've seen so far this one touched a dark place.
>>8966912
He whines that the knife is cutting his shitty cutting board too. You should watch it, its funny.
>>8966969
>it's funny
You're strange.
>>8962240
>>8962449
>>8954096
this should be
>keTURD keturding.
>>8964163
what are you doing with your life? Go outside
>>8961566
as a yorkshire man this sickens me
>>8966921
>your opinion is not in the recipe
>>8964336
CAN THIS MAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT??!!?!
>>8965728
jesus...
>>8961566
>>8965925
help me
>>8966231
Why not?
>>8958190
I hope jack burns the fuck out of himself one day. I mean look how long hes been trying to cook and how uncomfortable and afraid of the oil he is. Its like hes in a fucking panic about throwing those things in. Just put it in gently and let go. Fucking idiot.
Ive also seen jack not understand how a roux works or that cornstarch thickens things. It came to a boil (max thickening with a roux) and hes like "omg it just thickened!! its like magic! what happened wow I cant believe it!!
god fuck jack.
There is also a website talking about how shitty jack is. If you just google Jack scalfani it comes up.
>>8965634
how do you fuck this up?