why havent you plebs relized wine>beer you fucking faggots

>>8953576
Wine is for women and faggots. Men drink beer and liquor.

How about you explain why Merlot or other Red Wine is good first

>>8953576
>>8953685

Wrong. The people who tend to consume a product should not be a factor in determining your opinion of a beer. Wine and beer are consumed by all kinds of people, and drinking it yourself does not transmute your personality or character in any way.

>>8955072
I dunno, I started drinking sangiovese a few weeks ago instead of beer and now I want to plow a trap, so I'm pretty sure wine turns you into a faggot.

I like dry white wine

tastes like rotten fruit to me, maybe i need to get used to it or something because I know I can taste different complexities of whiskey and beer but i've also been drinking those the most in my life

>>8953576
Because different people have different opinions and that's ok.

>>8955096
oh and i meant to add that I'm currently making a 7gal batch of strawberry mead and since i don't even like wine I'm not sure how I'm going to know when its done, its going to be completely based off my palate so I hope the bottles i give to my co workers and friends like it

i know this is b8, but it's faggots like you that keep people from trying/enjoying wine.

>>8955083

Pretty sure wine just did to you what lsd does to dormant schizophrenics.

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Wines gay desu, I only drink while watching anime and beer and hard liquor are the only drinks to take the gay off of a marathon

>>8953576
>why havent you plebs relized wine>beer you fucking faggots

This. Wine is profound. Beer is comically weak.

>>8955222
Drinking shit water doesn't make you less of a fag

>>8953685

There's no reason beer should be considered masculine and wine feminine. Beer has significantly lower abv and typically a milder flavor. This is just one more instance of Anglos being wrong about cuisine.

>>8955222
trips of truth

Been wanting to get into wine lately desu.

>>8955272
Try some malbecs

>>8955245
>wine is feminine

I think that idea developed due to the fact men of major wine drinking countries like Italy, France and Spain are generally girlish faggots.

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>>8953576
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>>8955343
I AM A WITNESS

>>8955343
it's the humours in the wine. it changes your frequency to something more hysteric

>>8955343
When did 4chan become so obsessed with pretending to be strong manly men?

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there is alcohol for every occasion
not sure why everything has to be MY FAVORITE THING > YOURS

>>8953576
rosé spritzers are the GOAT refreshing summer drink tbqh

>>8953576
But I have realized this. I haven't drank a beer in seven years.
I drink 2-3 bottles of red wine per week. I mostly like a dry, oaky cab sauv, but I'll also spring for a spicy shiraz or chianti if I can find one that looks good. I've never actually had a syrah but they're not easy to find. The only white wine I like is chardonnay.

The only gay wine is moscato.

>>8955448
because IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG

>>8953576
Lol that shit doesn't even work to get you drunk. Downed 2 bottles in a 2 hour span and nothing happened. Went to the store picked up a bottle of patron and the first 2 shots did to me what wine does. I'm an alcoholic I drink to get fucked up wine sucks for that. I guess if your some feminized faggot you'll like the soft buzz

>>8955412
weakfag detected

>>8955845
sweet wines in general are gay
exception being port
port is the manliest wine but you have to be over 65 to drink it