Friday Night Improv Dinner

>>8952863

Why do people marry people who are bitches? I don't get it.

Everyone seems to hate their wife/husband and just bitches about them all the time.

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Starting

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Heating up the pan.

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Pepperoni ready

>being married
>still posting on 4chan
You never stood a chance buddy.

>>8952863
>Any suggestions?
Get a divorce

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Lard for the beans.

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Added beans and pepperoni

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Added cheese.
Done.
Not too good, but it's all I have.
Enjoy your Friday

>>8952943
Looks a little dry and the cheese should be melted, but not that bad. Your wife owes you big time for fucking you over like that.

Any photos of the wife?

>>8952889
Take that sticker off the rice cooker immediately.

>>8952863
>my Asian wife
at least tell me she's one of those pale, large eyed chinks and not those brown swamp rats like pinoys and cantonese.

>>8952863
>Took the car to work because she's a bitch.

...This sounds like a problem that extends past using a vehicle to commute to a paying job.

she's fucking some dude in the back seat right now, she actually had the night off

>>8953065
How dare you call me a sewer rat you racist pig

>>8954225
>swamp
>sewer
Sum Ting Wong with your reading comprehension

bump

how's the mrs.

>>8955263
She probably was worn inside and out and had a headache when she got home ;>)