What is /ck/ opinion on sips?

>>8951049
1. Ultra Violet
2. Ultra Sunrise
3. Ultra Blue
4. Zero Ultra
5. Ultra Red
6. Ultra Citron
7. Ultra Black

I'm waiting for a green one. Hopefully it's either Kiwi or Watermelon and not some green apple shit.

what flavour are the orange and yellow ones? I usually get the valentino rossi one but its obviously v unhealthy

>>8951779
Tang flavored and lemonaid pretty much.

They still cause diabetes so you should be drinking coffee instead

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>>8951049
Fuck sips. Zero carb (silver) tastes like garbage, but it's the only flavor- and calorie-sane option. Regular, original Monster or nothing.

Go back to /fit/.

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>>8951049
Sips are great anytime, even while driving

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>>8951049
>Zero Ultra

They aren't wrong here.

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>>8951797
Oops, wrong image

>>8951800
Aww fuck son I love Rehab. Used to drink that shit like 7 years ago in the Army as a mid-morning snack after taking a couple Hydroxycut after PT at 0700.

But >>8951794 this anon is right. Black coffee is best.

>>8951799
its ok

>>8951049
Monster is fucking garbage

What are sips?
Those are monsters

>>8951049
I've never seen Purple anywhere before. What's it taste like?

>>8952040
It taste like the white flavor with with purple children's cough syrup. They stopped selling the Citron flavor in Seattle area so fuck Monster. Sage for posting in a marketing thread.

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You need to take the potion pill

Mystical elixers>energy drinKS
Any day

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the one true sip

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>>8952081
Tea>Mystical Elixers>Booze>Coffee>water>energy drinks.

>Diagnosed with the 'betes last month.
>Craving sips

Why even live

>>8952081
That's adorable

>>8952081
I actually keep little vials like that laying around my basement. I like to pretend they are potions from rpg games or Zelda.

Am I autistic?

>>8952165
Nah, just a manchild

I'm confused and very uncomfortable right now

>>8951049
I don't care for them.

>>8951049
Monster is shit.

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>>8951806
>Not being issued glorious rip its by the USMC to complete 3 day mission convoys on zero sleep