>tfw you have enough points to order a free pizza

>get free pizza pizza
>"Free" pizza still costs $1
>$2.50 delivery charge

>>8949577
Sweet thread bro. Want a bong hit?

>pay for domino's 20 minute guarantee
>always comes in 15 minutes
>driver always forgets to his timer off
>every second pizza I order is free

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>>8949592
>20 minute guarantee
No one told me about this

>Get a free pizza'
>realize that due to my usual order, i've spent $120 on shitty pizza
fuck

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>>8949577
>they put less effort into making it because it's free

>>8949582
Fuck off retard

>>8949619
Can they tell if it's a free pizza?

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>>8949577
>tfw have enough points for a medium 2-topping pizza, but no money for delivery fee
>tfw only have plain oatmeal until tomorrow

>>8949686
Suck a couple dicks

>>8949701
STD rates are so high in this shit flyover state, I can wait 23 hours.