>Waiter sets this on your table >"Enjoy your meal!"

I can fuck with the fries but would not touch the nugs.

I ordered the McChicken

>>8949315
Jokes on you, McDonands doesn't have waiters.

y-y-you too.

>>8949315
Fuck, am I Ronnie?

>>8949315
Guaranteed they'd give you like 2 sauces and charge for extra.

>>8949315
im in heaven

where are the For Mes

>>8949328
http://www.denverpost.com/2016/11/17/table-service-mcdonalds-restaurants/

>>8949315
>plans to offer
>table service at some locations in New York, Florida and Southern California, as well as many places abroad. It’s coming soon to markets such as Boston and San Francisco

Perhaps you should consider dining on my dick.

>>8949346
They give you 3 for the 20 piece. Also, although they do charge extra, you can usually ask at the window for me for free.

>>8949328
They do in Australia, but only if you order one of their $15 burgers.

>>8949315
I would suck moldy sour cream out of Courtney Love's pussy to have that food right now.

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>>8949527
>$15 McDonalds burger

>>8949315
>> What no sauces ?

>>8949398
>you can usually ask at the window for me for free
l-lewd

>>8949315
THE AMOUNT OF NUGS IS INSUFFICIENT
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD, FRY FLUNKY

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The mcdonalds fry is a goddamn masterpiece in fast food. The nugget is meh. Id rather eat dino bites from the oven at home.

>>8949628
can't go wrong when you dinoright

>>8949328
Not waiters but sometimes they will bring it to your table if they're really busy and can't get the orders out fast enough. Then you can kinda pretend you have a McWaiter.

>>8949641
Its hard not to be ashamed when as an adult man you call your best friend and ask if they want to come over for dinobites and videogames.

>>8949545
Create your taste burgers can be well over $30 if you go crazy.

God McDonald's nuggets are so shit, not even worth it for the cheap price, a true quantity over quality story

Well I like the nuggs...

>>8949321

are you fucking kidding me

>>8949769

followed by repressed homosex and touching swords?

>>8949315
*begins sweating furiously*

Can I have like 20 hot mustard sauces to go with it? Thanks.

>>8950227
I was thinking more of a backpack fashion show, and dancing while eating cotton candy

MOTHER FUCKER I WANTED HASH BROWNS

>>8950235
>I GOT THE MEAT SWEATS

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>>8949536

>>8949861
I'll have the solid gold patty on the carbon-14-diamond-encrusted truffle bun, please.

>>8950260

that's even gayer!

>>8949315
T-thanks?

I only ordered a small fry and plain cheeseburger...

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>>8949321
I bet this baby can't even complete the 50 nug challenge!

>>8949769
Sounds fun as shit. Hell, I think I'll serve dinobites for MTG this weekend.

smash the nuggers, give away the shitty mcdonalds fries

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>>8949337
We can both be Ronnie

>>8950382
What, are you a fag or something?

>>8950492
For real. Giant homemade nacho platers are my usual D&D contribution when I DM.

"Itadakimasu!"

>>8949315
it's been a long time since I had McNuggies and McFries

>excuse me sir but where is the sweet and sour sauce and ketchup?
>Your tip is already dropped to 35% so be quick

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I could finish this to be honest

>>8952278
To be fair, it's not actually that much chicken; maybe three large breasts? The grease would probably be the worst part.

>>8950481
N U G L O R D