>here's your plate bro how do you react ?

>>8949106

suck on it intimately and slowly in front of the establishment

I push that shit over the counter

Eat it without using my hands to make everyone uncomfortable.

i ask if americans really eat this

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>>8949106

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>>8949106

>calling me bro

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU CIS SHITLORDI WILL SUE YOOOOOOOOOOOU

Lube my asshole up and shove it inside

>>8949106
>thanks bro
>*shoves whole pitcher up ass*

Just another morning in Wisconsin, the best state ever

>>8949136
>>8949136
is that from Wisconsin ?
where can i get one ?
what's in there ?
what's it called ?
please I need to know

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>>8949109

>>8949133
>pitcher

>>8949106
I swear to god the worst thing to come out of Canada is the Caesar

>>8949251
See...your just wrong here...
Worst thing to come out of Canada is Canadians...
>I am a non Canada born Canadian...

>>8949133
>1guy1jar.avi

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>>8949106
>"H-how do I eat this?"
Then proceed to try to get the sosig in my mouth with only my tongue while blushing really hard.

>>8949123
for ants

>>8949106
>>how do you react

Like a dick in a jar.

>>8949302
Still better than ketchup

>>8949106
Someones projecting some supressed desires.

>>8949106
I don't even understand what that is

>>8949302
off yourself weeb faggot

>>8949106
>>8949302
seriously though, how DO they expect you to eat that shit? just grab it with your bare hand like a fucking barbarian?

>>8949122
clearly not american you moron

Ask for a fork

ask very meekly if I could get a plate for this

>>8949106

>how do you react ?

If I've paid already, I'd demand my money back.

>>8949143
Probably.
Basically any bloody mary bar.
Bloody mary, bratwurst with sauerkraut.
Bloody mary with the works, depending on establishment.

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>>8949106
1.5 oz Vodka, 4 tbsp. chicken stock, and 4 dashes of Tobasco sauce, shaked and poured over ice in a highball garneshed with a carrot is a Velociraptor.

I'm a professional, licensed bartender and I'm pretty proud of this one senpai.

>>8949106
start laughing hysterically and call whoever gave it to me a fucking cunt in an ornery but lovable way

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>>8949106
this is probably the only time this dumb meme is appropriate

>>8949106
take it all the way down my throat as always.
>>8949772
you sure about that chief?