Microwaved 'za

>>8948620
Slap the pizza around first, so that it knows your in charge.

You're microwaving leftover pizza just eat it cold if you're not happy with how it comes out
Either that or use a damn oven

Put it in the fucking oven you lazy shit. If I could, I would take away your ability to eat pizza entirely just for making this god damn thread.

Set the microwave to half power

>>8948620
Eat it cold, pusscake.

idk, I've always just thrown it in the microwave for a minute and the texture has never bothered me (I like my crust on the soft/slightly chewy side)

>>8948659
no oven in a dorm my man

>>8948696
Sneak a toaster oven in.

>>8948696
Stovetop/electric stove? If you have that just put the pizza on there covered

on a plate, 15-second increments on high. just to loosen up the cheese a little.

>>8948620
I used to crack an egg on cold pizza and microwave it for 2 minutes for breakfast when I was younger and living in an apartment. bretty gud desu senpai

>>8948718
would get bent if i did that. all my RAs have been shit and it's against uni policy.

>>8948719
this is a proper community living dorm, not the pseudo-apartment type. no oven or stove or anything. community kitchen just has a microwave and a fridge nobody uses since we all have our own.

>>8948647
All I got was some cheddar grease and tomato sauce on my palms. This can't be happening, I thought I was in charge here.

>>8948751
Do you feel in charge?

toaster oven

>>8948768
Are you a big guy?

>>8948620
You don't. Eat it cold.

In all seriousness, if you've got an electric cooktop, it's better if you use a frying pan. Put it crust side down with no oil on medium heat and just let it sit loosely covered with tinfoil until it's heated through. The crust gets crispy by the time the toppings are heated through. It's great

>>8948751

Well congratulations, you got yourself some greasy palms. What's the next step in your master plan?

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>>8948620
either eat it cold or pan fry it

those are the only options

Why the fuck would you heat it up?

Lifehack: put cold pizza slices in your toaster

cut it up into 1-inch pieces and fry it in a couple tablespoons of olive out til it's nice and crispy

then throw in a couple eggs, scramble and enjoy

>>8950610
>couple tablespoons of olive oil

how fat are you?

>>8950616
it's a lot of bread and it sucks up the oil

i'm not eating this shit every day

>>8950616
"A couple" is literally "two" (2), so..

>>8950619
>>8950648

so...240 cal?

that's 1/6 of what i can eat in a day.

that's kinda a big deal

>>8950660
jesus christ dude, how are you living on 1500 calories/day

do you do nothing

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>>8950660
Well, cut it back a bit then; must cooking is gonna be done "to-taste" anyway.

(That doesn't apply to baking)

Put it in a george foreman grill

>>8950663
>what is being a female

5'7" 120lbs m8

>>8950706
120lbs is kinda underweight for 5'7 and 1500 calories is low if you're doing any sort of physical work during the day

Right out of the fridge run tap water on the crust for like one second then straight into the microwave for the bare minimum time to get it warm, like 30 seconds max. Badabing badaboom. Edible.

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>>8950720
you don't know what underweight looks like.

and yeah i'm sedentary...i walk a couple miles a day, that's it.

if you think i look underweight then you really need to re examine what a "normal" body looks like in your mind

>>8950745
are you sure you're female and not a trap? dat fridge body tho

>>8950745
How's the transition going?

>>8950745
No noticable penis, but severely lacking upstairs. Hair seems legit. Hmmmmmmmm.

>>8950745
That's some serious gyno, man. Have you seen a doctor?

>>8950600
uhm

>>8948620
you don't

>>8950754
>>8950886
>>8950900
>>8950912
shut the fuck up she's beautiful you fagshits

>>8950754

You ever seen a fridge? They don't have waists like that, buddy. Only problem is the broad shoulders.

>>8951001
t. trap loving homo

>>8950745
You should try swimming competitively

>>8948620
Wrap it in foil.

>>8950745
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>>8952029
you must be an american to think she's skinny.