Post a random food related picture.

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>>8947844
this is hilarious

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>>8947844

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>>8947850

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dont mind me just procrastinating on studying for final tomorrow

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>>8947844

>>8947850
What's the story behind this?

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sossig

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>>8947844

>>8947922
Someone put beans in a clock

>>8947850
ranch o' clock

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>>8947844

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>>8947844

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>>8947993
8/10 for passive aggressiveness

>>8948022
Ahahahahaaha that's made me laugh. I literally picture this everytime I here yanks talk about buiscuts and gravy.

>>8947865
Study, anon. What class?

>>8948026
JUST

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>>8947844

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>>8947844

>>8948051
is that food???

>>8948179

File name says so.

>>8947922
Bean clock burglars. They operated in Southern LA in the 1980s and were known to stuff all clocks in the homes they robbed with beans. They were never caught.

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>>8948057

chinese history

>>8948057
Algebraic topology

>>8948208
>Chinese history
>play Romance of the Three Kingdoms on super nintendo
>wa la

>>8948197
>What shall we call our organization gents?
>I say we call it the "Beanie Babies"
>No, we'll call it the "Bean Team!"
>Let's call it the "Legume Troupe"
>Look boys the news is on!
>Tonight at 8: The "Bean Clock Burglars" strike again! Their motives, and the chilling story of robbery, Bush's baked beans and horror after this.
>Fuck.

>>8948211
>wa la

the fuck is that supposed to me

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>>8947844

>>8948197
Were they associated with The Wet Bandits from the Chicago area?

>>8948220
Found the newfag. lurk moar, faggot

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>>8948026

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>>8947844

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>>8948465
>prepeeled
What the fuck?? Why? Wouldn't the expiration date be measured in hours?

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I made this, I
MADE
Scarlet Johansson

>>8948476
im easily amused but food plating satire is like 20% of the reason i scour this board. hilarious

>>8948465
Why would they do that
What a waste of food and plastic

>>8948026
That's why you get these little table things.

>>8947865
Listen to me, anon. Do your work. Don't be like me. You wanna drop out and start working in a restaurant for 50 hours/week at minimum wage?

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>>8948499

>>8948554
WHAT BEAUTIFUL PLATING

>>8948555
damn this must have been a bitch to arrange

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>>8948550
>You wanna drop out and start working in a restaurant for 50 hours/week at minimum wage?

i'm actually going to graduate with honors AND THEN work at a restaurant for 50 hours/min wage.

>>8948064
Where is the Mayonnaise

>>8948572
Why is the purple guy standing like he's holding in the biggest shit

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road thompson

>>8948572
>i'm actually going to graduate with honors AND THEN work at a restaurant for 50 hours/min wage.

Dumbass.

>>8948527
Kek

>>8947865
>me taking off my pants

>>8948639

that's just reality.

if i'm lucky, i can make non-minimum wage.

>>8948005
that's not brioche

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>>8948686
Would devour

>>8948471
>>8948542
it's for old and disabled people who have trouble peeling things themselves

>>8948571
I know man. I copied it from some thottie on instagram. I wanna be on her level.

>>8948688
Don't worry anon. You'll figure it out.

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>>8948465

>>8948755
are those rats?

>>8948554

$34

>>8947844
gf says this looks shopped. any experts wanna weigh in?

>>8947850
>my goodness, just look at the time.jpg

>>8948868
what part do you think is shopped?

>>8948904
The girl on the right looks shopped in. Weird lighting and she looks too big.

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>>8948966

r'ing that pic of the weird guys at a buffet table with various condiments in spray cleaner bottles

>>8948868
>>8948908
Your gf is retarded.

>>8948699

thats the joke

>>8948083
covered and cooked lowly they would have stayed blue

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cheese and charcuterie board I did for christmas

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>>8948122

>>8949132
>close oven
>max heat
>leave
>never come back

>>8949178
>Dozen or so almonds scattered around the board
Don't know why that made me laugh

>>8948683
I leaughed so hard while masturbating i came and cum rocketed right in my mouth on which i choked and died

>>8949178
Good start! If you're going to do it again, I'd present a little more variation in your cheeses, add some olives, and then maybe a little more fruit like dried figs or even sliced apples (don't overdo apples, they'll brown pretty quick but you can slice as needed). Also the almond guy was right, pile 'em up once or twice similar to your grape presentation, and then you can use that extra space for your crackers and maybe something like toasted baguette slices.

Cheers on the actual OC.

>>8949178
That's cute anon

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Poke from months ago

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>>8948210
>algebraic topology
Lmfao what grade are you? 4chan is an 18+ site.

>>8948527
is that the man who's face is covered in noodles on the reaction image?

you know which one i mean

>>8949247
thanks for the advice! it was my first time putting one together so I'm not experienced with it, I appreciate the feedback

>>8949255
thanks!

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>>8949369
>dating someone who's near your child's age group

>>8949382
Hot!

>>8948994
Me

>>8949178
Cheese plate I did with apple, pear, and walnuts for Christmas.
>smoked gouda
>smoked blue
>dill havarti
>brie

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>>8949452
>forgot picture

>>8949456
Need some meats on that board; otherwise, looks good/10 breh

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>>8947850

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>>8949483
The meat was turkey.
Forgive the potato picture, I didn't take it.

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Is he kill?

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I love this thread

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>>8949532

>>8949490
It's about time

>>8949208
might make it safer to clean i mean

or start a fire

>>8949677
Too tough to choose, I'll just roll

>>8949705
I'm happy with timeless root beer desu

>>8949549
What kind of question is this?

>>8949707
I really really like this picture.

>>8947999
>Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

>>8949504
What character is that?

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>>8947857
>>8947850

>>8949504
Those rolls look awful

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I can't believe no one posted this one yet...

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>>8947990
That's industrial lubricant, not food

>>8948785
If you can't peel an orange then guess what?
You don't get to have an orange
Also you should probably be dead already

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Does anybody have the other photos of this smackheads home?

>>8949888

That's Nala from Fate/Lion King.

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>>8949967

>>8948868

Your gf is a fucking idiot.

>>8950049
I need to know more, but Google is only showing me Disney shit.

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>>8948785

Still not an excuse.

>>8948465
Don't see the problem with this.

>>8950097
what if they dont have hands you sick fuck

>>8947844

>Peecha wanchee lockhba tang pahncahko solo ho ho ho

The only way this picture could be funnier to me is if the Queen of Purple was in that Leia gold and red bikini thing from the movie.

>>8950189

a jizzing penis?

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>>8947844
palindrome the comic

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>>8947844

>>8950207
Resourceful.

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>>8950233

>>8950219
whats the joke

>>8950243
cold TP is the fucking bomb

>>8949677
I'ma gingerale or cherry soda guy, but i'll give it a roll

>>8950244
don't tell me you've never heard of fist of the north star

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>>8949382
It's the American Dream, anon

>>8949945
Probably just from that same Family Mart. I will say that some of those marts have excellent sandwiches. It helps to be pretty drunk when you go in, though.

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>>8950072
Saber Lion, friendo.

>>8950335
Thanks! I got excited because I figured if there was Nala maybe there would be Simba but now I'm just sad.

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>>8947844

>>8950131
Then they don't get the fucking orange, how are you not getting this?

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>>8949490
>>8949923
>>8947850

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>>8950384

is...is he eating hard roe?

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>>8950395

why is he eating it plain with a goddamned fork? why not get some bread or those shitty rye crackers or something to go with the literal vat of roe? why is there even that much of it to begin with?

so many questions, so few answers

>>8950381
ok wow so they lose their hands and now they've lost their oranges privileges? sick world we live in

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>>8950424

Totes agree, roe needs a good water cracker, thinly sliced salmon and a good soft cheese!

Roe is so expensive...how the fuck did he come into that much?!

>>8950457
He's also drinking a full glass of what can be assumed to be vodka
he's bragging about being rich as shit

>>8950515
>that mustard swizzle plating

Fancy!

>>8950542
This will never not make me laugh.

>>8948750
I feel bad for this man.

He fucked up badly.

>>8948785
yeah but you're charging them triple the amount for one fruit, and these people are the least financially independent.
same goes for other pre-prepped foods.

>>8950559
Shh! It's "chicken whispers"..

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>>8948475
what is it?

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>>8948483
this is far too much garlic.
what are the green herbs? parsley or spring onion?

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>>8950581
It's lobster, dumbass

>>8947844
Thats some potato right there

>>8948750
The cat version is better

>>8948215
>not Legume Legion
>not Pinto People
>not Kidney Kids
>not Human Beans
Do you even try?

>>8948476
This reminds me of that time i went to this high end club in my town and i ordered some nachos to snack woth my $1000 bottle, they literally brought me fucking chips with cheap nacho cheese and 3 jalapeños and supposedly ground beef

Didnt said shit because the bouncers had guns

>>8948483
Have you seen Chef?

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>>8948555

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Though their time back again may have been short, I will treasure every sip and moment.

>>8948504
this looks so fucking good.

>>8950591
What kind of fucked up retarded ass lasagna is that?

>>8950591
>>8950758
If I had to hazard a guess a mexican lazagna. Tortilla, cheese, and seasoned ground beef.

>>8950770
Hmm, you might be right
>cheese
>tortilla
>meat
>grease
Such depth of flavor.

>>8949132
Fluffy pizza

>>8948572
>Kamen Rider, on my /ck/?
>It's more likely than you think

>>8948465
Most amerifat picture I've seen.

>>8950233
Who?

>>8950837
some faggot

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>>8948483
>Scarlet Johansson

disgusting

Requesting that webm of the really really wobbly bread

>>8951094
Scarlett Johansson is the perfect woman

>>8950373
15/10

>>8950373
not enough wheelies, 0/10

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>>8949923

>>8948483
too much oil
too much garlic
pasta overcooked
meh

>>8948683
hello, fellow 9gager

>>8948571
crackers unevenly spaced, that cheese bloc with a knife sticking out of it, and some rolled ham, na man, two caters could do this in 40 mins tops.

>>8949968
North Koreans are poor. Don'y you go telling them what they can and can't eat.

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>>8950378
my dick...why

>>8948026
Doesn't look like it would've been good anyway. No real loss.

>>8949456
I too, unironically, use small Tupperware containers for serving food.

>>8949101
yeah, that was the joke...

>>8950373
I almost missed it and was already laughing before spotting it.

>>8950591
that was crab, not lobster

>>8948755
is that beer battered ginseng????

>>8948755
sleep well ratos

>>8950373
i recognize that gay blowjob

>>8951736
Kek

>>8950783
I recognize those burgers!
https://www.cheeseandburger.com/

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>>8948490
Fuck we know how to eat goddamit

>>8950825
>eating actual fruits
Not on your life

>>8948083
Still less sugar than BBQ sauce

>>8948501
>when someone asks if traps are gay

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>>8950233

>>8949968
Kimmy's gonna eat it anyway.

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>>8948083
>nig hands

>>8952675
>That's a lot of bears

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>>8948512
You have handsome feet desu

>>8952742
Am I the only one who can never appreciate views like this when they get to have them? Like I don't think I could enjoy that without regularly having it because otherwise there's too much pressure to enjoy it just the one time

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>>8949998

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>>8947844

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>>8951949
Veggie tales has certainly gotten more seductive since my childhood

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>>8952772
>those subtle edits

>>8952766
It would only bother me if there were crowds of people in the view

>>8947922
It's beans 'o clock

>>8951736
Saved for prosperity's sake.

>>8949679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%8Dgaku_no_Gaijin_Hanzai_Ura_File_%E2%80%93_Gaijin_Hanzai_Hakusho_2007

>>8950466

>commieblock
>rich as shit

I imagine getting roe is easier and cheaper than out in the west, but I don't know for sure. Can a ruskie confirm?

>>8953976
from what I've heard, roe and caviar are less expensive in russia, since they produce it

>>8948683
>To do a shit

>>8948220
A newfag detector

>>8950189
Fuck europe. I don't know why they have shit like this all over the place. I went into a regular chocolate shop there and they had all sorts of chocolate dicks with white chocolate jizz.

>>8948220
>>8948460
>>8954198

Oh boy is summer over yet?

>>8950712
I bought one to see what the hype was about and it tasted like absolute shit.

>>8948026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

>>8949677
Lemon-Lime, all day, every day.

>>8948548
Didn't even know what those table things were until now.

>>8951142
If your some normalfag piece of shit.

>>8949569

Did anyone ever answer the question of how does bear know what apples is?

>>8950712
isnt it just healthier pepsi because it doesnt have coloring? i wish i could buy it in Australia

>>8952738
this is cute, I love nuns

>>8947844
viola!

>>8950466
>>8954091
The guys clearly a mobster of some sort he didn't just go buy a tub of caviar to have with his vodka kek

>>8948005

>nut spread
yeah
>grape relish reduction
not even close
>brioche bun
nigga what

0/10

>>8948043

But yanks don't eat biscuits and gravy. Southerners do.

>>8948621

At least it looks more threatening than Doom 4's Cyberdemon.

>>8950368

A true ninja.

>>8954951
They're not nuns - they're muslamic women eating fast food

>>8955278
Muslim nuns are cute too. Don't be racist.

>>8954719

By having eaten apples before?

This is your very last bump.

>>8955471

newfag detected

>>8948966
>>8948969
I was too busy looking at the beautiful cesspits of /fitlit/ and /mlpol/ when /cock/ happened, but thank you so much for reposting this, kind anon

Now I know what darkness lurks in the hearts of cu/ck/s

>>8950264
I always wanted to know more about this picture

>>8948581
>are you SCARED, JACK.....SPARRUH?

>>8950381
I hope when you get old no one does shit for you and you sit in a dark room not being able to move or cool until you starve to death

>>8948451
Those guys are called the Sticky Bandits now last I heard.

>>8952675
>Throw me a bear!

>>8948465
i know someone who would unironically buy that

>>8949677
root beer or lemon lime

>>8947844

Oh god that red headed bitch, I have a coworker who looks like her only 20 years younger and 20lbs thinner...now I know what she's going to look like if she doesn't put down the burgers and 10+ beers she drinks every night.

>>8954287
I liked it. It was like Pepsi without the carbonation sting

>>8950207
Hillbilly/10

I'm actually impressed by this.

>>8948548
I called those Ninja Turtle tables when I was a kid

>>8949184
M O D S

>>8950591
It's crab. You can tell by how long the meat is.

>>8948470
a teratoma tumor cake

nice quite spoopy

>>8952714
Jesus Christ, how much would that cost?