Sup /ck/. I found this bird. How are we going to cook it?

>>8947085
Make tiny tendies.

>>8947085
broil in your asshole

>>8947085
Return to parents, garner their favor as familiars, gain profane cooking knowledges

>>8947085
Mmm, extra intestinal parasites.

>>8947085

Wrap in fuzzy blankets, bake at 22 C until happy.

>>8947124
Intestinal parasites never hurt anyone, don't be a pussy.

>>8947085
i-is it still alive anon

>>8947170
My elementary school nature sciences book had horror stories about 20 feet tapeworms and ascarids that grow inside your eyes, shit scarred me man.

Pickle it in brandy

NO BIRB

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>>8947085
Feed it by spitting your bolus into it's chirping maw.

>>8947777
Man, you would have loved '07 /b/, animal torture was a staple back then...sick autistic fucks...

>>8947948
Not even doom music, bro.

>>8947777
We've now "improved" by moving on to angsty circlejerk politics and scientific racism

>>8947948
I was actually here for that, and it belongs in the past.

Reminder, the port orchard murderer was sentenced last week. Man time flies.

>>8947959
Meant to respond to
>>8947948

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>>8947085
cum on it.

>>8948003
>european dessert
but it's not black

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>>8947959
>tfw 4chan and Reddit are becoming indistinguishable

>>8947976
Community service or something more punitive?

>>8947085
OP you're a faggot more making this horrid post and even more of a faggot for not delivering

>>8948841
>tfw Jesus steals all of your heroin

batter. deep fat fry. salt & vinegar

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>>8947777

>>8948902
fucking (((jesus)))

>>8947777
Reddit is obviously more your style.

>>8948935
op is the edgelord, not quadanon
>>8948951
our sworn enemis amirite guise? am i part of your clique already? kids at highschool wont talk to me because im too intelligent for them :(

>>8948974
You have to go back.

>>8948981
"You have to go back"? agreed
you have to go back to pol, newfriend

>>8948992
>/pol/
Plebbitor confirmed.

now its just obvious that you are baiting for (you)s
goodnight, little guy
kissu~

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@8949013
>Even failing at that
So new it's sad.

>>8949024
newfag detected

>>8947085
Have you been posting that on every board? I've seen you and that bird multiple times already.

I remember a time I found a bird of that age. Its parent had abandoned it in my mail box. I tried to take care of it, but parasites began festering it and it died a very horrible death. I am sorry bird.

>>8948761
kek.

>>8947091
fpbp

OP if you nurse that bird into adulthood, you'll have a faithful friend for like.

Cook and eat it and you'll have pleasure for a moment.

>>8952304
There's 0 chance that bird would survive. Hell, even feathered fledglings that attempt to fly early and jump out of the nest have a very poor survival rate in captivity. Unlike baby mammals which are fairly easy to raise.

>>8948992
>>8949013
>anti-/pol/ are (You)fags
Called it

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wa la

>>8947117
this op.

Think of the barbecue sauses!

If it's still alive, FIND THE MOTHER. She'll likely be circling around where you found it. Give it some food and water and then have the mother take it.

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>>8953143
nah just pop into the oven with some oil and garlic desu senpai :^)

>>8947085
Lightly bread the whole thing and fry it up with a little Ranch sauce on the side bucktooth

>>8952539
So much for the tolerant left