Watch me make the perfect burger

>>8943056
better be putting some worcestershire sauce in there then

>>8943056
>didn't start from cab sirloin steaks hand ground into mince

into the trash you go

>>8943058
just a hint of garlic powder, white pepper and salt. and mcormick taco seasoning

>>8943062
i ground the meat. its beef shank

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>>8943064
>no Lea & Perrins
>taco seasoning
>"perfect burger"
What are you doing with you life...

>>8943096
only a tiny amount. 1/4 tsp for a few pounds of meat.

>>8943099
Won't have any tasteable effect after cooking with that little. Drown that shit.

>>8943115
it is tastable but not noticable. its a burger. not a fucking meatball or meatloaf

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You wish you could cook like this.

>>8943119

tasticular orallity isn't something you can just create from scratch. Stop lying to people.

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>>8943247
>You wish you could cook like this.
Not really, but do go on.

>>8943247
Please don't fucking tell me you're going to put the burger between those two slices of dry ass bread

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this is the worst "i am cooking guys" thread

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>>8943265
i baked the bread myself too. even ground the wheat
this is the best burger known to mankind

>>8943247

that better be banana bread or you're so fucking fired.

>>8943280
>bread slices instead of a bun

kys yourself opee

>>8943280
Fuck you and everyone you care for, that looks absolutely horrendous.

>>8943280

That's a homunculus of urine and feces.

>wrong cheese
>wrong bread
>wrong bread class

Jesus.

Well at least this works as a shitpost, gave me a decent laugh OP

>>8943258
>tasticular orallity

haven't heard that term since my post grad years at cooking school

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>>8943304
you have no class sir.
enjoy your white bread

>>8943350

hire a caretaker, or just eat mcdonalds from now on. It's for your own health.

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>>8943371
whole wheat is very healthy. and kimchi is really good too

Cook it in the dishwasher.

Hasn't /ck/ taught you anything?

>>8943280
Nice crumb, fag.

>>8943280
Did you make the cheese as well?

>>8943379

just don't put all that garbage together so it tastes like funky dirt and we'll be friends. health food idiots never figure out how to blend taste and health.

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>>8943420
perfection

>>8943427
crumb looks like shit

>>8943427

dirt coated cattle with slime coating.

>>8943379
>cheese with kimchi.

>>8943493
cheese and kimchi go well together faggot thats not the main problem

>>8943432
I don't think it looks bad. Looks like sandwich bread

Everyone here bitching but I don't really see the issue nor do I see anyone else's burgers so fuck you McDonald's eating fags

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>>8943511
nom

>>8943526
>still pretending he's having fun eating this fucking thing

>Makes a shitty burger and bread just to le troll /ck/
Fucking state of your life, OP

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>>8943549
The bread doesn't bother me but the butter or mayo or whatever and the nasty choice of veggies is what turns me off.

>>8943096
I WANNA ROCK!

just post the video jack

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>>8943571
mayo and kimchi

>>8943538
it was good

>>8943549
Im not trolling. this is a world class burger

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>kimchi on a burger
>taco seasoning
>looks like shit

nice job pissing everyone off OP

>>8943612
small amount of seasoning.

Even tho I was not impressed with the kimchi and mayo still a decent thread OP so kudos. I'd take 10 threads like this over a single fast food thread.

>>8943258
>>8943321
>testicle orality is an actual term used by "serious chefs"

kek, not only did you spend money on something you can master for free, you had to literally taste peoples balls in the process

on second thought, stick with talking about fast food /ck/ it's the only thing you know about

>Its this easy to bait (You)s
This same guy did the same thing last week, except he put his nasty looking undercooked burger on a croissant with a giant handful of red onions.

>>8943280
I hate you because you have so willed it.

You didn't even melt the cheese properly. Drizzle some water around the patty and put a steel bowl upside down over it for 30 seconds next time.

Burgers shouldn't ever have tough bread crusts on top of your slightly chewy ingredients, that's why soft brioche/potato buns are so prized.

>>8943266
I dunno, i've seen the Nyquil chicken and the Sundae Ramen theads.
This isn't a "worst" thread it's just a "shit" thread.

>>8944081
the croisant was better

>>8944084
finally someone got triggered by the cheese not melted compleley yays

>>8944081
i didnt undercook that burger. it was medium rare

>>8943427
you should've called it a sandwich, not a butger

anyways, what cheese did you use?

>>8944409
>>8944409
mozzarella

>>8944443
you got that right for a spicy sandwich, but i think your bread's inappropriate

>>8943280
Looks great op don't listen to these plebs

>>8944509
well it was the only bread i had.

>>8943427
Everything about this is drenched in wrongness.

>>8945107
why?

>>8943280
Bro that bread looks fucking radioactive.

>>8946190
watch me make it here
>>8946442