Well /ck/?

nice fucking artifacts shithead

>>8939855
I want them all

Fuck it I'm going vegan.

None, girls suck.

>>8939855
i can make better food at home, now i get why some men become gay

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>fuck thisssssss, I'm going for one of Big Al'sssss burgersssssss...

If this is how they eat then they are probably lardasses and I would choose none.

>>8939855
Rebecca.

Sounds like the only house I'd be welcome at.

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>>8939855
Thanks, but I'd rather go to Elizabeth's house for dinner.

>this fucking cancer again

SAGED
FUCK YOU OP, YOU SHITHEAD

EVERYONE, DON'T REPLY TO THIS FAGGOT AGAIN, IT'S JUST ANOTHER FACEBOOK TIER SHILL THREAD

>>8939855
Whichever one puts out the best.

Next question.

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>>8939855
who here /jpeg/

>>8939855
Ronda's fo sho, but wut the fuck with Felecia plate

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>>8939855

I'll have whatever Tamika is eating

and then I'll have a generous helping of her ripe cherry pussy.

Ronda: 0

Felicia: 1, 2, 3

Tamika: 4, 5, 6

Rebecca: 7, 8, 9

Dubs gets them all.

>>8940415
Rolland

>implying I associate with nigger ladies or people who post low quality .jpegs

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>>8940393
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY-PEG IS??

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>in school was in the black area
>no other whites pretty much
>all of my class was niggers and black people
>they bullied me for being white, called me 'Toast dipped in Water' because that is what whites like
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
>one day they invited me to one of their homes for dinner
>was actually excited a good chance to befriend my schoolmates
>went to the house
>the mother was cooking delicious smelling chicken with mac and cheese
>really excited to eat it
>mother brings the food out
>gives me a different plate with plain chicken and a jar of open mayo
>'Your friends told me you like this stuff, and I always make guests welcome!'
>feel bad to tell her it is bullying so I thank her
>dip my chicken in the mayo and eat it
>don't even like mayo
>they bully me for the next few years even more

None, I stay home

>>8940415
What could possibly go wrong here

When the image resolution is so shit you can barely make out a chicken wing after 5 seconds of looking, you should probably find a better image.

>>8939855
can i pick none?
those all look disgusting

>>8940530
If you didn't pussy out and say you like normal food it all could've ended differently friend

>>8940415
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>8939855
tamika is objectively the best, i'll leave you plebes to squabble over the other 3

>>8940415
rebecca pls

>>8939855
fucking christ, that quality of the picture. that fucking jpg degradation

>>8939855
I can't even see what the fuck this is
Fuck you OP

>>8939866
Jesus fuck that makes me vomit

>>8940611
Its one of those ironic nigger memes where they purposely make things ignorant and shitty like when they misspell bon apetit with a picture of something disgusting

>>8939866
I hate this fat fuck so fucking much

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'

hahahaha

>>8940530
They're still black. They lose in the long run

>>8940624
>niggers
>purposely
>ironic
wew lad, someone is giving niggers a lot of credit

>>8939855
I can't tell what any of them are making.

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>>8940530
>>gives me a different plate with plain chicken and a jar of open mayo
>>'Your friends told me you like this stuff, and I always make guests welcome!'

>>8939866
Wtf is that placenta looking shit he pulled out of that jar?

>>8940409
Tamika's got AIDS tho
You fucked up

>invited to eat dinner with a friend and their family
>we'll be having food from their native culture
>they pull out take out boxes

Is this a joke?

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
That is hilarious, true or not.

>>8940530
>stay around niggers
You did this to yourself anon.

>>8939866
What exactly is he trying to make here?

>>8939875
Exacly. Eat this shit and if you complain no sex for 6 months. I would rather kick that fat dumb bitch out, no sex anyway so what is she good for? Apparently not cooking.

>>8939866
The lime cutting/squeezing is what bothers me the most

>>8939855
>4 different take out boxes
i'm staying at home and cooking for myself

>>8940415
rollu

>>8940415
anyone's good except rebecca

>>8940957
btfo

I think I'll stay home and chug straight vegetable oil. I'll still get diarrhoea but won't have to endure the interminable mindless gibbering.

>>8939866
>ywn have Ja/ck/ cook you dinner before your young born again wife sucks your cock

thanks for reminding me

>>8939855
I'll eat at home, fuck that shit

'Soul food' mac and cheese is disgusting compared to what can be achieved using real ingredients and some actual work in preparation.

>>8941002
>I hate black people but I won't say it outright
You white 20-somethings have issues.

>>8941005
My number one issue would be my functioning taste buds, followed shortly by a craving for carbs and that's not hyperinflated by obesity and type II diabetes.

>>8941009
>carbs and
*fats

>>8939855
this gave my eyes a headache

how do you even compress an image to look this shit

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>>8939866
Yum!

>>8941005
actually i'm a nigger

>>8940393
kek

>>8941002
Non-americlap here, what's the difference?

>>8941100
soulfood macncheese's father left when he was young

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
top lel

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>>8941031
>punches the egg

>>8939855
>may I have a salad instead?
Also Ronda. How many blacks do you know that cook lobster and shrimp scampi?

>>8939855
Ronda looks pretty good.

>>8940530
>in school was in the black area
>no other whites pretty much

Straight-up child abuse.

>>8939855
top left: steak, shrimp, lobster, mac and cheese, fucked up baked potato

top right: buffalo chicken wings, fucked up baked potato. shrimp on something. shrimp on something

bottom left: chili cheese fries and barbecue wings

bottom right: chili cheese fries with avocado and sour cream

am I guessing this right?

>>8939855
Sry shaquanda im still not fucking wiht monkeys

https://www.instagram.com/4_ozale/

>>8940530
>in school in white and asian only area
>average household income was 80k at the time now its somewhere in 100k range
>darkest kid in my class was that one kid from Ecuador
>peaceful school life

>>8940737
they're evolving

>>8941353
Now that's waayyyy too much credit

>>8941361
you'd be surprised

>>8941365
Probably because from what I've seen they've been regressing

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>>8940530
>>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'

>>8939855
neither

>>8939881
lol

>>8939855
Tamika knows what's good.

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Eatin at Uma's

I don't plan on gaining weight, so I think I'll pass

>>8939855
why would I need to go to someone else's house just to eat delivery food?

>>8940415

CONSUME

I choose none of the 4; everything looks disgusting when the pictures look like they're taken on a potato.

>>8941570
Europoor detected

>>8940415
Roll

>>8940415
Anything but Ronda.

>>8940415
Here we gooooo

>>8939855
For me it's Rona, the best takeout meal.

>>8940399
This

>>8940415
Playing hardball here anon

Trips goes vegan, hoping for trips tbqh

>>8939855
Apparently these roasties "cook" food in the exact same containers and plasticware as kebab shops and restaurants. Really jogs the noggin.

>>8940415
roll

>>8939881
lmao nice

>>8940530
>mayonews

top jej

Why are they all in take-out boxes?

>>8940517
>Filename
>Hq
Kek

>>8939855
none

>>8940530
>open, as in used, jar of mayonnaise
>in a black household

I'm calling bullshit

>>8940530
One of those few moments where I don't even care if it's true or not, "MayoNews" had me giggling like a school girl all day today at work. Everyone probably thought I was high. I can't help but picture poor, hapless anon surrounded by black kids going
>YO WHITE BOI
>HOPE U WAZN'T BIZZY
>ITZ TIEM FOR TODAY'S MAYONEWS

>>8939855

i'd stay home.

but if i had to choose, Tamika

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is that guacamole on those fries???

>>8940530
What purpose is served making up stupid stories on the internet, anon?

>>8940777
2 days late, but checked!

>>8940252
You're 100% right. How have these newfags fallen for this (((thread))) yet again? It makes me feel bad about life. Every time I go to /ck/ I have a whisper of anxiety in the back of my mind out of fear that I might see this exact thread. I wish the mods would just ban anyone who posts that image.

>>8940624
it's funny because you misspelled it
nigger

>>8939855
None of them, their food looks extremely low res.

>>8940530
>YUH CAANT BE RAZIZ TO THEM WHITEYS!

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>>8940252
>ssssssuck my dick......
>and go get a Ssssssssssuper Jiggy Combo at McJiggy's

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>tamika

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>>8940530
>mayonews
BWAHAHAHAHA