Whats is this and how do you cook with it?

>>8939358

That looks like a vegan butt plug...insert into anal cavity, wander around town so it moves around and coated with butt juices, cook like carrots...

>wala...

>>8939358
It's a banana blossom. You break it open and all the little pellet things come out and you put it in a stir fry or curry-type thing.

You gotta shove these waaay up your butt morty

>>8939358
This is what happens when you activate your almonds.

>>8939416
>It's a banana blossom. You break it open and all the little pellet things come out and you put it in a stir fry or curry-type thing.
I realize people do eat it...but they also eat bugs and other crap the world over...
but there's a compound in banana peel that is gross, like a caustic sap, high in phenolics like carbolic acid, and lastly a clotting compound like the opposite of a blood thinner...it really shouldn't be eaten lest you get nasty clots, aka stroke level clotting. Stop thinking it's the next cool food.

>>8939563
Underrated post

>>8939596
>caustic
>carbolic acid

>>8940110
Kill yourself.

>>8939596
>stop eating things I think are icky

>>8941158
it's a semi-poisonous wild mushroom tier food, you dance around it a lot for really mediocre results.

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>>8939358

Fucking ogre thumb 2.0

>>8941165
You are full of shit. My 5 minutes of googling has found nothing bad about eating these things.

Just shove them WAYYY up ur ass and let them sit for a while and it will help I cheat on tests

>>8939358
Braise them in coconut milk with aromatics. Great side dish.

>>8939425

So I bought one of those the other day to be adventurous and it turned into a waste of money. First it's super fucking bitter. The same kind of bitter as a banana peel. You're supposed thinly slice and soak it in white vinegar water to get make it less bitter. That didn't work for me though.
The other way is to pick out all the flowers, but the inner stamen is like a twig so you can't eat that so you have to go through hundreds of then and pull it out of each little future petal thing. It's a pain.

>>8939358
stick them WAAAY up your butt

>>8943767
This post.

I love it so.

I think it's a banana flower

>>8939358
T...those are *urrrp* megaseeds, Morty!

Those are almonds. You must activate them before you cook if you want to get any nutrients out of them