Rate my poached eggs

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>>8939023

>>8939023
5/10 Needs work.

You need to have a deep vessel so the whites envelope the yolk as the egg descends into the bottom of the poaching liquid. That will hide the egg yolk better. Cut one open and see if you got the temp right.

they look like poison. How long did you 'cook' them?

>>8939023
Not nearly as good as the one in >>8934181

>>8939071

That's a poached egg like a turd is a well cooked meal.

>>8939023
it looks like you didn't have a fancy wine glass so you just threw them in the water like a fucking cave man

>>8939111
You go, girl! :D

>>8939151
congratulations, you half understood my joke
sorry it made you mad

>>8939045
Well now I feel stupid by replying seriously to a dumb meta-thread.

>>8939023
looks like raw testicles

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>>8939151
Is this where someone calls you out for being a retard and you reply that you knew it was a joke all along?

>>8939181
I was just pretending to be retarded

>>8939151
Ooh this is embarrassing sorry guys

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how do they look?

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>>8940889

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>>8940889
>>8940892

>>8940889
If I like poached eggs, I'd say they look great.

>>8940926
>If I like poached eggs
Well? Do you like poached eggs or not?

>>8941252
Never had one before. I know I don't like runny yolk.