How can you cook a poison mushroom?
>>8937426
add semen
>>8937426
Muscarias aren't really poisonous. Just eat it raw. If not potent enough, chase it fown with a jug of deer piss
Depends about the mushroom.
A good example is the Gyromitra esculenta, which is very potentially lethal if eaten raw, but once you boil it twice it becomes quite damn tasty-
>>8937459
Never eat Amanita muscaria raw. You should always dry it to decarboxylate the ibotenic acid to muscimol. Be careful!
>>8937493
what if you only boil it once
You don't.
>>8937523
Ehh, you might have removed enough poison to eat it, but better to be safe than sorry. Then again people are getting more hysterical about those more and more every year, just 50 years ago they started to suggest to boiling them for like 1-2 minutes to remove the poison, these days 2 times for 5 minutes or to just avoid them.
Drying works too.
>>8937426
>How can you cook a poison mushroom?
>>8937459
agreed with this anon, they are not really poisonous, google them and you can find articles about Siberian shamans eating them.
Tho you have to consume some other stuff (don't remember right now) to prepare your liver to receive them, they bit heavy on the liver.
There are articles explaining also how they become "known" as poisonous but it's actually name mixing with similarly named poisonous mushroom.
And also because how they look it was easy to incorporate them into scare books for children (and adults).
Few years ago I eat 2 of them, I just put them in the oven for 20-30 minutes.
Didn't get any super duper high from it.
>>8937548
Oh shit right.
What this guy means that ALOT of mushroom poisonings happen because the toxins work with alcohol, which is why some people have been eating this shit for years and had not side effects, but then some other dupe drinks vodka with it, killing the liver.
>>8937546
What about a death cap?
What is this thread
these things are deleriants
t. taken/smoked them
DO NOT EAT THESE LOL
>>8937591
Fuck no.
U ded brah.
>>8937459
Isn't muscaria a hallucinogen?
this is the one mario eats to become a big boy
>>8937793
then why isn't /fit/ praising this shroom
>>8938125
because nobody on fit has a clue what they're talking about
>>8937771
I hear it's not a very fun one.
>>8937426
Do it like that scene near the beginning of gravitys rainbow and make them into cigarettes
>>8937426
have your highpriest eat pieces of it and then drink his piss. that's the safest way and has been tried a few times in human history.
>>8938573
/lit/fag detected. Pynchon, LMAO. I suppose you think DFW is god's gift to american literature, too? God you /lit/fags know nothing about literature, just your circlejerk memes.
>>8938638
I haven't finished gravitys rainbow. I put it down after the scene where a guy daydreams getting raped by a black guy and then swimming through a sewer full of shit over a dozen pages
One of my chefs told us a story about an amateur mycologist who hosted a dinner party with a dish that contained mushrooms that he had eat dozens of times before. Turns out, they reacted poorly with alcohol and everyone was a few cocktails in. Bad times.
Unless you really know what the fuck you are doing or are picking with a trained mycologist don't fucking eat wild mushrooms.
>>8938650
That section perfectly describes what it felt like the last time I visited /lit/ and went through the catalog.
>>8938655
>don't pick wild mushrooms without a certified mycologist
Oh that's a little overdramatic. Some varieties like morels, chantrelles, hen of the woods and some varieties of Boletes really can't be mistaken for a poisonous variety unless you're a complete retard. But of course if you're not absolutely sure, don't fuck with them.