Does this even classify as cheese

The label says "processed cheese-food product" for a reason

>>8933721
and yet amerifats call them "cheese"

Amerifat here its good on a burger

>>8933749
i'm so terribly sorry for offending you, next time i see a package of kraft singles, i will make sure to explicitly refer to it as "processed cheese product" from now on just for your sake, and insist that all my friends and family do the same

fucking idiot

>>8933749
I call margarine "butter". It's not like it matters in your average conversation.

they make good grilled cheese sammiches

>>8933754
I am a bong and I agree, good on a burger.

>>8933749
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French here, fuck ameritards

me frum french. I we it call cheese! Viry good cheese.

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>>8933793
>fuck ameritards

for burgers only, with exceptions for grilled cheese if you're already too fucked up to go to a store for something else.

technically not cheese but who the fuck is pedantic enough to use processed cheese food in conversation.

>>8933764
It matters if you talk about food

>>8933843
Not really. They are mostly interchangeable food products. I'm not trying to convince anyone a steak is basically a carrot.

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>>8933718
Not all American cheese is "cheese food product" you retards. This is the good stuff here.

>>8933878
>pasteurized process amercian cheese

i.e. not actually cheese

>>8933884
It clearly says with added calcium and vitamin D.

>>8933886
Not helping.

>>8933754
>>8933767
>good on a burger
the BEST for a burger!

>>8933766
also true

>>8933884
Only thing that you will get over here is pasteurized. Is safe that way.

>>8933884
Hundreds have been poisoned, and dozens of people have died in the 40ish food poisoning outbreaks in Europe because of unpasteurized cheese.

American cheese like that is only good as a topping.

>>8933856
>I'm not trying to convince anyone a steak is basically a carrot.
yes you are. you are trying to pass a plastic polymer aberration with no alimentary value for a protein rich dairy food.

>>8933878
>with added calcium and vitamin d
lmao. just like with toothpaste, everything must be converted into a bioengineered weapon of population control, right americans?

>>8933936
Don't like it? Don't eat it. It's godly on a burger or Bologna sandwich. You don't have to buy the"cheese food product" anyway, there is real American cheese available also.

>>8933940
The only people dying from cheese is eurotards

I am li Itali from Europi and Americani Kraft Cheesi is the best Cheesi in the world!

>>8933945
of course i wont eat that trash. but thats not the point, point is you said you werent trying to pass a carrot for a steak, and you clearly are.

if you have a guest from a cultured country staying in your house, and he asks if you have cheese, will you try and trick him saying yes (risking making him mad at breakfast when you present him that plastic crap as food), or will you be honest?

>>8933718
This is really good on a cold sandwich like maw maw used to make.

>Two slices of white bread
>Generous smear of Hellman's mayonnaise
>Two Kraft singles
>Glass of whole milk to wash it down

Delicious.

>>8933969
I don't buy it, only poverty tier food stamp people buy that. It's cheep for a reason. Anyone who buys it knows it's not the best. But you, of course. You must think we treat "cheese food product" as a gourmet food served with crackers and wine and stuff. It's pathetic. Are you going to apologize to the dozens of people killed in Europe from poisoned cheese?

>>8933936
It is made almost entirely of milk and shares a nearly identical nutrition profile with your average traditional cheese.

>>8933995
Well to be honest, it doesn't contain E.coli or salmonella like euro cheese.

>>8933978
uh you forgot to list the meat, right? surely you aren't eating plain ass "sandwiches" made of nothing but cheese and mayo

>>8933999
That's not something that would typically be listed on the ingredients label or in the nutrition panel.

>>8933718
>Does this even classify as cheese
No, but it does classify as plastic.

>>8933718
It has such a low dairy content that I, a lactose intolerant person, can eat it. Unfortunately, I often don't want to if it's not on a burger. For that reason I can eat Kraft Mac n Cheese though, so that's great. I just add some lactose free milk.

My life is a waking nightmare.

>>8933718
No. But I do buy it. Why? I hide my dog's medication in it, because she loves cheese, even the fake crap. She recognizes the sound of the wrapper and comes running. Otherwise, she'd just spit out her meds.

>>8933718
That's American fine dining, you filthy communist.

>>8933922
still worth it for the flavour

>>8933856

enjoy your heart disease

>>8933936
>polymer
That's not how it works you fucking dumb faggot.

>>8934060
>I read e-chainletters

>>8933718
>>8933793

People who talk shit about american cheese are fucking idiots. Europeans love to be smug and gay about hating on american cheese. Instead of american they eat edam cheese which tastes pretty similar and melts well. I don't even really think its any better than real american cheese. Kraft singles are not real american cheese.

There is a time and place for american cheese and burgers is one of the best examples of that. Nothing creates the same melty gooey texture on a burger like high quality american cheese.

Putting cheddar on a burger is for fucking faggots because cheddar separates when melted and loses a lot of its flavor when eaten at a high temperature. Prove me wrong eurocunts.

>>8933969
hahah "cultured country". Which "cultured country" are you from Mr.smugbot?

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>mwf i realized american mcdonalds' actually sell some cheese like processed imitation instead of local cheddar like they do in civilized countries where it's probably illegal to even sell that poison

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>mfw this whole thread

>>8934004
There was no meat.

>>8933878
This nigga knows what's up. I buy costco brand though. Tastes the same but the slices are a little larger.

>>8933884

Yes it is actual cheese. The only ingredient is cheddar cheese. It is melted and heated / cooled in a way to homogenize the cheese to where it melts the way it does.

What isn't real cheese is the individually wrapped Kraft "Singles" and their equivalent. They are labeled "Pasteurized Process American Cheese Product". They are cheese with soybean oil and other crap. Cheese listed as Deluxe American is real cheese.

>>8933894

Best on a burger is actually pic related in >>8933878

This is the stuff they use at In-n-out, McDonalds, etc. not the soybean olil laden stuff in OPs pic.

>>8933940
>being this retarded

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this is the real cheese right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahMQ5T4058
It's only called cheese because you can use it in a similar way, but apparently it holds up better than the usual cheese product.

>>8935214
It is not the only ingredient. Kraft Singles and Deluxe have very similar ingredients, incidentally. And one of the main difference as far as I can tell is Milk Protein Concentrate that the FDA claims is not allowed in certain cheese foods, for reasons I can't really be arsed to figure out.

Neither contains soybean oil. And all American Cheese is processed and cannot be sold as just "cheese", that is the legal definition.

>>8934889
To be fair I have not seen edam cheese anywhere in my local stores. I would buy that instead.

>>8934921
blah blah "people die from being poisoned by your cheese" blah "it says exactly what it is on the label, idiot" blah "obsessed"

>>8933718
Your first-grade teacher was wrong. There are stupid questions.

>>8933718

It's better if you take out the yellow bit and just eat the see through stuff.

>>8934889

We are not beefburger obsessed like you Amerilards.

>>8935232
I bet this is a real treat for the American household. No doubt when they pop the lid it brings the same joy as when I pop a champagne cork.

>>8935552
You know that's nothing near realistic, but hey. As long as you're enjoying yourself, right, bud? :)

>>8933718
The answer is no but it goes good on burgers so it has its uses

>>8934921
>ooooh no annatto and calcium phosphate gonna die :((((

Yuros have weak stomachs

>>8933884
>Add salt to cheddar
>No longer cheese

>>8933757
Relax little boy, the poster was answering your question

>>8936078

It's not a health concern, it's a flavor one.

>>8935552

>opens bottle of champagne
>immediately thinks of americans and cans of spray cheese

OBSESSED

>>8937908
>Wisconsin wins a 'world' cheese competition organised by the Association of Wisconsin Cheesemakers.
Sounds legit.

>>8937851
Reading comprehension, Sharty.

>>8935146
Kek

>>8935232
That shit on ritz crackers was my childhood

>>8933718
american cheese is like cheese just like meatloaf is meat. yeah there is other shit in it but it is cheese

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>>8933718

Sometimes it do, sometime not

sometime they make it with powders and oil, sometime they use milk and cheese

you can make it yourself too

>tfw homemade pepperjack american cheese on my girl cheese sanwich

>>8939304

According to a sourced wikipedia paragraph they can't even call it "cheese food" now, lmao.

They were calling Kraft Singles Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Food until the FDA gave them a warning in December 2002 that the product could not be legally labeled as "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food" due to the inclusion of milk protein concentrates. Kraft complied with the FDA order by changing the label to the current Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product[4]

My splitting sides.

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>>8933793

>>8933969

No, not if it's suppertime and he would expect a plate of cheeses or something. But if I made them a burger and they asked if I had cheese for it, and I only had singles on hand, I'd say yes.

>>8933878
>>8935222
it's good, but the price is fucking bonkers

>>8939372
This, I'm tired of reading people talk about
>Not real cheese though
Just because Kraft is shit doesn't mean that American cheese as a concept is. It was originally intended to be a blend of cheeses, so it's not necessarily just one cheese and therefore couldn't be called cheese but instead a processed cheese product

>>8934889

Edam has the same texture but the taste is nothing similar. Maybe if it was luminous orange

>>8933878
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AMERICA IS A FYCKING CULTURAL WASTELAND AHAHAHHA

>>8933757
just call them singles like everyone else you autist

>>8935146
Absolute madman

are people even aware that you can get American cheese by the block and its different?

kraft singles are not even real American cheese let alone cheese in general

>>8940933
>>8940577
>>8940933
Kraft makes over 30 variations of American cheese, so which, precisely, version are you referring to? Because the deli version is still classified as "cheese," not " cheese food product."

>>8940933
>are people even aware that you can get American cheese by the block and its different?

Of course! But it's nearly just as bad.

Kraft singles? 1/10 "cheese".
Actual American cheese (not processed food product) 3/10 cheese.

Yeah, it's better, but it still stucks.

>>8933718
The original meaning for cheese is pretty vague, and would include any shaped liquid food (hence head cheese not being a milk product at all).
So it definitely qualifies.

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I fucking hated it as a kid. Deli cheese was so vastly superior, I'd go to the local bodega and get a dollar worth of cheese, melt that shit and eat it on some bread. Swiss cheese blew my nine year-old mind.

>>8941071
All cheese produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit.

>>8941423
>>he's never tried humbolt fog or anything from jasper hill

point and laugh.

>>8941436
Pasteurized crap, anon.
Get imported stuff.

>>8941423
Completely wrong. Literally any country can produce good cheese.

>>8941442
>Get imported stuff.

How's that going to help? It's illegal to import unpasteurized cheese less than a certain age. And that age is far too old.

>>8941423
Why is that smart guy?

>>8941442
Sorry, I don't want to get food poisoning

>>8941456
Because the milk here is shit quality and tainted by antibiotics.

>>8941459
Funny how the rest of the world manages it without being sick, you genetic beta.

>>8941460
I guess I was just pretending to enjoy that Vermont cheddar earlier

>>8941466
You wouldn't know any better.

>>8941460
You will be hard pressed to find a brand of milk that contains rbst anymore. Hell, even Kroger milk does not contain any antibiotics. Update your memes.

>>8941463
50+ people killed and thousands sickened in Europe

>>8935438
How unfortunate for you. Burgers are amazing.

>>8933793
Enjoy Macron cucking you with his Muslim buddies, crouton.

>>8937813
>>8934921
>poison

>It's not a health concern, it's a flavor one

I hate retards like you, who abuse terms you don't understand to be le hyperbole faec!one

kys

>>8935438
Just too poor to afford it

>>8941423
Not always bad, but generally bland

>>8941478
Rbst and rbgh are growth hormones injected to boost milk production, numbnuts, not antibiotics, and unless you are buying milk that states specifically "free of rbgh and rbst" they're in the milk. I've never seen milk that wasn't certified organic free of those injected hormones.

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>>8941816

>>8933922
fucking kek I eat unpasteurized cheese since my childhood and I never been sick.

the americans are like the raw eggs I eat, they are fragile.

>>8941885
Not an argument

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>>8937908
>>8937922
75% of the top 3 for all 110 categories were from the US and 35% of those were from WI.

>>8933922
>Hundreds have been poisoned, and dozens of people have died in the 40ish food poisoning outbreaks in Europe because of unpasteurized cheese.

What's your point?

Hundreds of thousands of people have been killed and injured in automobile accidents, but does that stop you from riding in a motor vehicle?

Thousands of people have died from electric shock, but does that stop you from using electricity?

>>8941853
Thanks for confirming my assertion if that chart even references sampling for rbgh rbst.

Not him but.
>>8941944
>Hundreds of thousands of people have been killed and injured in automobile accidents, but does that stop you from riding in a motor vehicle?
That's reduced by increased safety testing using SRS and safety belts
>Thousands of people have died from electric shock, but does that stop you from using electricity?
That has been reduced due to GCFI wiring and increased safety codes.

Death/illness from cheese can be reduced with food safety measure like pasteurization.

Hope this helps to clear up the point!

>>8941944
>hundreds of people have died from THIS instead!
>thousands of people have died from THAT!

>I don't understand what missing the point is.

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread but dude, stop missing the point

So wait if it's not cheese then what is it. Does it contain dairy? Im allergic to real cheese (rip) but it would still be cool if I could put this stuff on burgers

>>8941960
>Hope this helps to clear up the point!

It doesn't. Even with safety devices the number of deaths from those things far exceed the number of deaths from cheese.

You also didn't answer my questions. I asked you specifically if the current death totals from cars and electricity have stopped you from using those things.

The point I'm trying to make is that while a risk exists that risk isn't high enough to matter.

>>8933718
Americans lap it up while their heads are in the trough.

>>8942141
Better than fried blood, blood sausage, pig blood(with scrambled eggs), blood pudding, beuschl, or any of the other absolutely disgusting filth you euros find on the bottom of Satan's garbage can to eat.

>>8933749

Because "processed cheese-food product" doesn't sound right in a conversation. It is well understood that it is not real cheese.

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>>8941423

You don't like colby jack? Are you a pleb?

>>8941944
I do fine it funny that there's a yuro cunt in here who won't stop using the word "poison" to describe cheese that doesn't actually poison you like his does.

The point is that you like to keep your actual poison in your cheese because that makes it "real cheese," which is as retarded as saying that having safety belts inside cars doesn't make them "real cars." It just doesn't make us retarded enough to needlessly increase the deaths from this source.

>>8942625
Poison/toxic meme is used by millennials on both sides of the Atlantic as a brush for everything they personally dislike, including flavors and people.

Listeria? E. coli? BENEFICIAL PROBIOTICS FUCKING CISHET STOP PERSECUTING BACTERIA OMG RAW MILLLKKKK ORMEMEIC MASTER RACE

Calcium sulfate? OOOOHHH MUH GAWD CHECMICULLLSS BAD TOXIC POISON TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC PSYCHOPATHY MEME GMO BIG FOOD COMPANY!!!!!

I wish these people would choke on bitter almonds and die from their nature meme.

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>>8933718
all that this shit is (originally) was cheddar and cream cheese melted together and formed into squares so it would melt easy, then they started doing all kinds of crazy shit with it, but you can do this at home, I make a variation of it with blue cheese, I melt that jack and cream cheese together, spread it onto a large cookie sheet, let it cool, cut it into squares, and bam, perfect burger cheese.

>>8942639
Drown the whole lot of them in chemicals

>>8942646
Not a bad idea desu, never thought of home-making burger chese-squares

>>8933978

Stop eating fucking "cheese product" and mayo sandwiches that aren't even toasted you inbred piece of shit.

Jesus christ have some respect for yourself.

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For some reason I just prefer grilled cheeses with this shit but that's the only thing I like it on.

>>8933766
they do not