Disgusting Food Habits

>eating whatever
>dry mouth
>drink while food still in mouth
>slosh around and enjoy
>when too liquidy, add more food
>repeat until meal done.
>every bite accompanied by drink tastes

So good

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>>8931080
When I'm alone I tend to stuff food into my mouth like a degenerate savage and burp as loud as possible.

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>>8931080
>Taste Is King
Literal idol worship.

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>>8931161
That's fucking nasty.

>>8931161
>slosh around
oh come on anon
you ruined this thread for me

>>8931634
You are literally cuck.

>>8931161
I do this with coffee and protein bars minus the sloshing

Sometimes when I'm drunk and eating a cheap frozen burger I'll get a bottle of ketchup and just blast like a tablespoon of ketchup onto it, take a bite and repeat until the burger is gone

I'm hesitant to use the word "dosgusting" but I absolutely have several odd habits.

Mostly I eat my food in a specific order. When I sit down to dinner I'll have my vegetables or salad first, then grain/starch, and eat my entree/protein last.
I eat all of the crust off of bread first before eating the actual toast or sandwich.
I eat all my egg whites first and then the yolk. The only time this isn't the case is if it is scrambled obviously.
I will take the top crust off of a pie, eat all of the filling, and then eat all of the empty crust/pastry afterwards.
I don't like to overload my food with condiments as I'm not a huge fan of ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc. I'll order foods without these additions if I'm eating out.
I enjoy almost-dry cereal. I'm seriously talking like a teaspoon of milk. At the most. Depending on the cereal sometimes I just enjoy it dry.
I adore pineapple on pizza. I often don't consume pizza crust.

Despite having a lot of objectively strange ways of eating (believe me I am entirely aware of how fucking weird I am and how bizarre I must look) I actually am not picky about my food itself. There is nothing I don't like and nothing I won't eat.

I have no idea why I am like this.

>>8931650
>literally
*figuratively

>>8933502
>I don't like to overload my food with condiments as I'm not a huge fan of ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc.
that's actually a normal thing. means you're not a total pleb.
>I enjoy almost-dry cereal. I'm seriously talking like a teaspoon of milk. At the most. Depending on the cereal sometimes I just enjoy it dry.
I'm the same way, though I usually eat cereal with greek yoghurt instead of milk

>>8933520
Pleb means common, ordinary.

Normal.

>>8931080
I like marmite and jam on toast