new al/ck/ thread

>beer
>listenan to blonde on blonde
>buzzed

My lady friend who is on again off again isn't texting me today
My mom's meth dealer won't come by even though she said she would 3 days ago
I can't smoke any weed because I'm trying to get a real job

In the words of Tupac, the great warrior poet, why am I fighting to live when no one gives me a try? Why am I dying to live when I'm just living to die?

Went and bought a half gallon of velicoff, already drank a 1/8th of it in 20 minutes.

Reposted from the /v/ Friday night thread.

>PLAYAN
Was playin SL16 invasion on Dark Souls 3 but got annoyed at how garbage trying to use a Poison Great Scythe is.
>WATCHAN
Was watching Channel 2 television and then watch 2 youtube videos. Now nothing
>LISTENAN
Nothing, too paranoid to listen to music
>READAN
4chan because all my books are packs in a box and too paranoid to dig them out
>EATAN
Was eating mashed sweet potatoes
>DRINKAN
An entire liter of SKOL vodka with lemon candies in it mixed with a half gallon of Cranberry Juice. Al/ck/ie here.
>SMOKAN
Quit smoking due to asthma, no meth around to smoke and not blowing cash on it
>FAPPAN
None, wife in 90 miles away and im too drunk to fap without rubbing my dick like im trying to start a fire from the sparks and would not like the skin being ripped up
>FEELAN
I want to be with my wife but my damn grandmother with dementia wont die already so i can leave.
I hate that my morals tell me to take care of my elderly, but at least I get to be fuckin hammered 24/7 without my wife knowing.

At least I know the gnomes are not real anymore, but just a personification of my drug-abuse.

drinking some cheap cider, might accompany it with some nytol - life is good.

Maybe scotch, I dunno. Johnie Walker Red Label, kind of cheap but does the job.

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I appreciate each and every one of you al/ck/s

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what you drunk fucks listening to tonight, need some tunes

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DaNmKghTvj0E

I feel like I'm ready to die.
My family thinks otherwise, but I don't really give a fuck what they think anymore. My father is the only reason I'm still alive. It would ruin him if I killed myself.

>Having some beers, maybe a gin and tonic later
>Playing some League
>Feeling quite nice, not drinking too much since I have to drive really early tomorrow
>>8928132
I like some weird shit but here you go: https://thecaretaker.bandcamp.com/album/an-empty-bliss-beyond-this-world

>>8928214
that was actually really nice, thanks anon

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I haven't had a drink all day
It's currently 5:25 in the morning, and i have a headache, severe anxiety, chest pains, mild tremors and i am completely unable to sleep.
At the same time as I'm exhausted and sleepy as fuck.

Should i give up and start on heroin?

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just took some Vicodin after a shit load of beers, how fucked am i?

>>8928093
But like, did you at least lead with black label? That's where the price/taste is at. After a few you can switch to cutty

>>8928258
Depends on how much some and a few is

I'm gonna drink and play some Force Unleashed 2 since its free on Xbox

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>>8928247
I hate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
might turn on the ps4
or might go to bed before i puke on everything around me

got out of the hospital after a month of being there due to unrelated circumstances, hope i can maintain sobriety

I'm bored as fuck now. It's almost 11pm but I'm about to go trail riding with my pioneer 700. Wish me luck, faggots.

>>8928458
dont die

>>8928458
I don't know what a pioneer 700 is but good luck

>>8928402
What were you there for anon?

>>8928486
blood infection

Sitting at my computer drinking bottom shelf vodka from the bottle at about room temperature. Watching some StarCraft 2, I miss the old days of playing WC3 and Brood War with friends.

Ghosted a bunch of people on discord, they weren't bad people at all, but years of mental issues and addiction has left me devoid of personality.

I hope I die soon.

>>8928492
Sorry to hear that anon. Do you happen to know what the organism was? I apologize for the random questions, I'm a medicine resident so these kinds of topics just get me curious.

>>8928520
mssa
also caused my testicle to swell up p big, blocked the spermatic cord i guess
cleared up from my blood after a week then another 4 weeks of iv antibiotics to make sure it stayed gone

>>8928528
Glad you are doing better. Thanks for answering.

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got a decent buzz, but my stomach is full and drinking anymore at this point would result in vomiting either tonight or in the morning

plenty of weekend left, though

gonna crush another beer and then day drink tomorrow and maximize my saturday

One week sober, got an old job back this week even tho they kno im a drunk fuck up. Anxiety and depression getting much better, feels good man.

>tfw still no pussy in 15 months

Could be worse i guess.

>>8928650
Lol try 7 years of no sex.

>faggot normies derail another thread

>>8928656
How does that happen?

>drank 6 pack of pbr
>shit posting and being a salty asshole
>bored...I've shit posted before but fuck...6 pack doesn't do much for me. A pint doesn't do much for me now. thinking of drinking a bottle of wine now just to get the buzz but...fuck...coulda spent my money on something else, or even better, saved it for something like a new pair of kicks.

>>8928723
why didn't you just buy liquor you moron

>>8928747
because a pint doesn't work like it used to. donwanna move up to the fifth for a decent 4 hour time, 20 hour hangover/groggy period. fuck...do I really wanna upgrade?

>>8928665
Chicks don't dig a guy who always reeks of cheap vodka.

>>8928777
trips don't lie. hell, we got a heavenly 777 amongst us in this thread, until he turns into a schmuck and can't discern him/her/it from any other shit poster.

>>8928656
i'm going on 5 years no sex/no gf
I could probably get some if I tried but im not for the party scene, nor one for one night stands and shit like that. Just seems weird to me, I need to be friends with a girl for a while before asking her out. Pussy is great and everyting but i'd rather have a relationship

>>8928796
>Pussy is great and everyting but i'd rather have a relationship
don't change for anyone, man. you know yourself better than anyone.

>>8927916
wtf my favourite wine glass vanished

>>8928847
just drink it out the bottle

>Beer
>Lurking here and waiting for dinner with my cat. He is a good drinking buddy and loves me with all of his heart.
> Feeling depressed over someone that broke my heart.
Pathetic, I know.

>>8928796
Not weird anon, I am the same way. I had a couple of one night stands in my youth but I felt dirty afterwards and did not have sex for years.

I realize that that probably did not make you feel better.

drinking vodka and soda after work. cut down from drinking in bed, before work, at work and until 7am after work to just having two or three before bed

i see old pictures of my brother and me crushing liters of vodka and at ungodly hours in our work clothes and feel a mixture of disgust and relief. we both should have died. I would have welcomed it then, but now, I am glad to have a new day.

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I just drank a bottle of vodka with some homemade pizza stuff.

Feeling pretty ok

But I really wish I could just stop drinking and feel good without the booze.


all I need is some peace when I want to sleep, but it takes way too much to make me drunk.

>drinking at friends place
>decide it's getting late, and I should probably head home
>pretty drunk at this point
>might have been speeding
>cop pulls me over
>asks for license and registration
>before I can even hand it over to him, another person in a truck flyes past us
>officer looks to me
>"well this is your lucky day, that guy was going a lot faster than you
>runs back to his car
>sirens on, chases after other guy
>I calmly drive my way home
>make myself another drink as soon as I get home
>there's no doubt he would have fucked me over and given me a DUI if I interacted with him for more than 2 sentences
>i'm also under 21


So that's my night so far, boutta watch some netflix then pass out. Hows your night going lads?

>>8928881
nah I get it I was gonna say the same thing. I've had a couple encounters in my later years of high school and a couple years after that but it just feels strange, almost shameful. Not surprisingly all those experiences were when I was drinking

>>8928912
A drink is good for nothing else if not helping you keep cool.

>>8928935
exactly my thoughts. I know I would have been fucked because I can tell when im slurring my words pretty bad. Just glad to be safe at home now, that other guy who was speeding probably just saved my life.

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>>8928881
We've all been there. I just slept with a girl who works at the same company I do. She followed me into the bar bathroom and went to town. Most people would think of it as an accomplishment, but I just left her after we finished and have avoided her since.

>>8928858
it's in a bag

Almost beat Force Unleashed 2 on Unleashed mode.
Hell yeah

Beat Vader after like 50 attempts realizing you can deflect his lightning and sword throwing move.

Am I the only guy coherent right now/

:(

I drink nothing but steel 211 reserve. I hate my job and my life. Working graveyard sucks too.

>>8929171
I've coherent. What are you up to?

>>8929240
Well I played a game all night.
Longer than my usual bedtime.
Gonna crack alcohol now

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>League of Legends
>Pizza
>VODKA
>Hot-Dogs
>masturbation

A fine day planned.

Where my binge-drinkers-but-not-chemically-addicted at? Woke up under a tree last weekend, but this time someone had handed my phone in to the cops, which was very nice of them.

>>8929269
Chad detected.

>>8929289
Well I don't have a job or a gf just really pleb taste but your post made me smile

>>8928650
positivity anon, all good things take time. job came back first, the pussy will follow. Today is 70 days sober for me. If I got this, You got this

>>8928247
It's harder to sleep on heroin than it is while withdrawing from booze.

>>8928103
Damn son get to a meeting stat.

Quit drinking 2 weeks ago. It's hard sometimes, but worth it. I'm not nearly as bloated, lost 11 lbs of water weight so far. And I don't have constant diarrhea and acid stomach anymore. Good times ahead.....

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Day 4. Insomnia aside, feeling positive. Paranoia and anxiety dissipating. Fuck alcoholism. I need to stop, not kidding myself it'll be forever, but I'm done for now.

>>8929458
Day 4 here as well, I know, I originally wanted this to last a week just to see if I could, but I already fucked myself by getting withdrawal in the first place, I really don't want my brain getting super fried

>>8929347
>>8929441
>>8929458
>>8929515
What amazes me how quickly your mental clarity comes back. After about a week or so of not drinking, I suddenly noticed that I was getting shit tons more stuff done all day and my mind was back to moving a mile a minute. Nice.

Gonna be playing Bayonetta today, not sure if I want to continue trying to platinum normal or go on to hard

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Alcoholics tears

Tastes like bottom shelf vodka

Yesterday was 100 days sober, you aren't really happy I know it

Remember to throw away your bottles before mom comes over or before you do nothing all weekend

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>>8929604
>we wuz dickwashers n sheit

>>8929458
itll go away in a few days anon. do something really physical to knock you out and help you sleep

hopefully you don't get the itches like I do. shit feels like bugs are crawling on your skin

>>8927916
Hungover. Got probably 5 shots left and a beer in the fridge. Maybe if I drink it all within the next 10 minutes I will feel good. Beer never agrees with me though.

It feels so weird not drinking anything, fuck

So family comes today.
I guess I have to sober up and play nice.
Shit sucks.

>>8929956
I've got eczema so I get that shit times 4. I itch all night (and day really).

>go sober for two weeks
>everything is okay i guess
>gf visits family
>drink immediately and heavily
>within 20 minutes everything is awesome except for the boredom and sadness from missing her

help

>>8930172
eliminate sugar from your diet and take vitamin c supplements, works wonders for me and my otherwise-lifelong eczema

>Day 4
>First time the cravings hit

I'm 100% certain it's due to the immense boredom

Help how do I make withdrawls go away or am I just really hung over????

Please help

>>8930300
what are your symptoms?
honestly there is a fine line between withdrawal and hungover. If you're really bent on destroying the withdrawal go to the hospital they'll give you some adavan, valium, something like that

>>8930278
I'm day 4 too, keeping myself occupied cooking Ramsays dishes from YouTube. His smoky pulled pork is supreme... and it's nice to have an appetite for a change.
I'm underweight ATM, but probably gonna gain about 500lbs. Still, I'd rather be a blob of blubber than a festering corpse.

>>8930369
>I'm underweight ATM, but probably gonna gain about 500lbs. Still, I'd rather be a blob of blubber than a festering corpse.

Exactly the opposite, I noticed slight belly fat which was what made to stop in the first place, but since I didn't have any cravings the first three times I'm thinking about extending this sobriety for a long time if possible, though there's no point in dreaming, I already know I will succumb to it sooner or later

>>8930342
>what are your symptoms?

Nausea shaking disorientation saw scary shit when I closed my eyes anxiety I drank almost a whole bottle of 75 proof rum last night.. never again

>>8930384

151 proof, 75% alc

>>8930378
I'm something like 160lbs at 6ft3. I've gone from eating maybe 2 meals a week, and throwing up most of the time even when I did eat, to 2 decent meals a day. My bod isn't gonna let one molecule of blubber free, inevitably gonna be a fat shit soon.
Nom. Like yourself, I know I'll relapse and be back to my old ways soon. Childhood aside, I've never lived a sober life.
I'm not gonna relapse yet. Hope you can cling to sobriety for a decent chunk of time too. I fucking hate the boredom, but I fucking hate being a drunk too and I don't wanna die too young.

>>8930393
Same weight, 5ft11
Yup, started drinking as soon as I hit 18, I've heard people saying here that the boredom thing can last for months until your dopamine receptors stop being fucked up (or something like that) and you can actually start having fun again

>>8930412
Yeah I've heard the same. I once managed 7 months, and still felt depressed as fuck. Even worse than I did after stopping 5yrs of codeine and 1.5yrs of heroin and fent. Alcohol is truly a brutal, evil little shit. Not convinced I'll ever be happy again tbqh.

>>8930412
HOw much were you drinking a day? Were you drinking every day?

>>8930475
Every day, 4L of 7% beer, basically 700ml of vodka throughout the day

>>8930384
Have 2-3 beers

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why does the sun have to exist

Who PBR here

>>8930610
No sun, no fruit, no booze.
One of the first things I do when moving to a new place is to buy blackout curtains.

>>8930628
why no fruit?

Went out last night and had about 11 pints with only having eaten a burrito all day.
Puked this morning after having some water and it feels like I'm being lobotomized

>>8930428
>>8930412
>>8930393
take about 2g of shrooms, you'll all be OK

>>8930650
No sun = no fruit
No fruit = no booze

>>8930674
why would that help? Taken sclerotia probably a dozen times...

>>8930718
shrooms suck anyways. it was always hyped up when I was in highschool and it just felt like I was really high on weed

>>8930738
Yeah psilocybin is nasty. I just feel out of control on the stuff. I last took 1oz 12 grams at once, no point trying to describe the experience, but suffice to say I'll never be using the stuff again.

>>8930674
LSD would work better

>>8928895
good on ya m80. Cutting down is where it's at.

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Man, I hate sneaking alcohol.
I'm almost out, tonight will kill the rest, and I'll have none for tomorrow.
Honestly, I don't even think I have enough for tonight.
I'm on a bender and every day my tolerance goes up and I progressively drink more by the night.
I guess I'll have to take a break to lower my tolerance.
It just sucks because a sober night I can't sleep meaning I'll be up two/three days straight.
I guess that's a good time to catch up on my shows I suppose.

>>8930803
theres that positive thinking us drunks are so well known for

>>8930803
thats what I usually do when recovering from a bender. last time which was like 2 or 3 weeks ago I watched that show 13 reasons why. It wasn't great but I just layed in bed watching that and it kept my mind off how shitty I felt
my suggestion is that when you run out, just go to bed. its easier to not drink when you start the day not drinking and if you stay up you'll just be searching the house for alcohol and possibly even driving drunk to get more and its just a terrible situation
I also cant sleep when recovering but again just put on something to keep your mind off it

£3.99 for 3 litres who could say no

every day for 2 consecutive years

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>>8930898
forgot to add a pic of this beauty

>>8930902
It's filled with sugar isn't it?
Always say no to sugar

>>8930902
I feel like the sugar you're intaking is worse than the alcohol

>>8930934
>>8930917
Yeah some anons pointed that out to me a day or so ago, i'm really trying to quit it

Thing is it's just so cheap

>>8930898
£3.59 from Iceland supermarket.
Omega is cheaper still

>>8930944
how much do you have to drink to get drunk?

>>8930972
about 2 and a half litres of the cider, 2 isn't quite enough, usually pour out the rest of the 3l at the end of the night when i'm in my "i need to stop" stage

>>8930979
this stage does not exist for me

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>>8931048
me neither
I usually just end up passing out on my couch

>>8928983
And? It's even easier to drink from a bad than a bottle.

>>8929956
>shit feels like bugs are crawling on your skin
That sound like hallucinations from DT. I guess your itches got worsened by the withdrawals.

>>8930412
That's anhedonia, when you can't have pleasure.
The boredom come from, well, you had a hobby that took about 100% of your time if you were drunk day and night, and you suddenly have so much free time you can't even begin to know how to fill it. Plus nothing is fun because anhedonia.

>>8930944
What does the label says about sugars?

>>8928402
wew one day out and cravings begin

>>8930902
amerifat here, always wanted to try this despite all the englishters saying it tastes like straight up peepee. There doesn't seem to be much in the way of cheap easy to drink strong alcohol around these parts.

>>8931132
it doesn't have any info like that on it

>>8931103
>>8931048
this is a relatively new stage for me, like when you finish masturbating and hate the reflection in the screen

Drinking a Franziskaner lads

what you drunk asses up to tonight.

im covertly drinking and trying to fuck my gf

>>8931595
Probably play a game and drink.

>>8931605
what game?

>>8931614
Either beat Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 on Unleashed mode or play Resident Evil 4 some more.
Or hell, maybe something else.

>>8931616
i vote re4, enjoyed the screencaps last night

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>>8931651
I guess I could, it just takes me a while to upload them.
I just lost Ashley so I'm finally relieved of watching her, since she's always getting killed and stolen while I'm trying to kick ass against mobs.

Pic related is a snapshot of what my inventory is like now.
Using the trick of never reloading my guns and purchasing capacity upgrades, I can keep more ammo in my inventory.
Only gun I really reload is the Red9.

Hm... I feel like starting my drinking right now.
It's almost late enough.

>>8931678
do it anon, and keep posting pics, its entertaining and i can live vicariously through you

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>past midnight
>it's day 5
Horey crap

I've been drinking since like 11 am
its gonna be one of those nights so I might offend one of you bastards, sorry in advance

some one give me some tunes to drink to

>>8931750
what kindof music

>>8931774
anything, im a big fan of dylan and billy joel

>>8931750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3OHwU9w6o

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>drinkan
Pic related
>doin
Playing some tom Clancy siege... again..
>feelin
Depressed I have to work tomorrow. Going to quit drinking after this because I'm broke until Thursday

>>8931778
>>8931750
https://vimeo.com/181370695

>>8931798
post a pic of your whole fridge

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>>8931813

>>8931827
nice

>>8931827
kek, I eat uncrustables too

>>8931827
Meh better than mine desu

>Single bottle of water (I fill the same disposable plastic bottle form the tap)
>Milk
>Pizza from last week
>Pudding Cups

>>8931840
You ever had those Jamaican meat packets near the bottom? Fucking delicious

>>8931827
I think you need more liquor in there.

>>8931861
Trying to cut down

>>8931750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s

>>8931750
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhJLwUFZtQ

>>8931893
nice, thank you

>>8931908
made me light up

>>8931961
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pNDdMImhHQ

>>8929583
I was thinking about getting this on pc. Never played it, is it worth?

>>8931973
now i be strokin myself

>>8931997
watch "killer joe"

>>8928513

it will be fine one day anon, i promise

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Man I fucking suck at this game.
Oh well, about time I start drinking heavy.

>>8928943
there are no coincidences anon, you were being looked out for

>>8931827
looks just like mine

Anyone know of some good supplements to take?
I recently bought some milk thistle pills and I also take a b-complex.

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New opener

Have to take a five week substance abuse course where I take some sort of advanced piss test that can tell if i've drank in the past week due to a certain enzyme you secrete from the liver.

Guess I'm taking a break bros. DWIs are not worth the trouble

>>8932318
I agree.

t. Someone who lost their best friend to a drunk driver who hopped the double yellow at 95 mph

Get fucking wasted but secure your food/drink before you have more than a buzz

>>8929269
I know this makes u feel okay.
It shouldn't

Ill pass this onto you.
My friend told me.

Money is fluid

I'm drunk. Finals are coming. Makes me kind of sad because I had young female teacher for one of my classes. She was super cute

>>8932366
Ask her out

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>>8932389
yeah Ill just tell her im an alcoholic in my early 20s shell love that

>>8932412
I'm not saying come on strong lol.
What's the worst, she says no, and you're in the same position you are in now?

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Fuck yeah, finally got the biggest suitcase and found the free rocket launcher to destroy Salazar's "Right Hand" Vertigo.
However, I don't think I have enough booze to stay up all night.
Guess I have to pace myself.

>>8927916
>drinkan
cheap voda
>doin
watching family and lurking while gf falls asleep. once she fully falls asleep, will probably sneak off to the bathroom to jerk off
>feelin
pretty bad, man

who here dui? it seems to be a pretty common dilemma of the alcoholic. as for me, i think the punishments are over the top and life-ruining, though that may be a good thing as it may do good to insure that it doesn't happen again. after my first dui i pretty much lost everything

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>that moment when the game is getting good I become the useless female which breaks the pacing

I'm gonna need some harder liquor for this part.

>>8932487
if you have a gf why the fuck are you "sneaking off to the bathroom to jerk off"

I sneak off to the bathroom to jerk off because im a jobless girlfriendless manchild living with his mom.

Why the actual fuck are you doing this?

>>8932318
huh I wonder what enzyme

my best guess would be a max of like 3.5 days

>>8932535
there are a variety of different reasons. today, its just because i tried to initiate sex, but she didn't seem to feel like it, and since i'm horny, i'll go jerk off. she doesn't care THAT much if i watch porn, but i still know she doesn't really want me to do it right next to her, so i'll go jerk off.
other times, i just want to cum without having to put effort into pleasing her.

>>8932412
so are most college students

who gives a fuck, worst case she says no, best case is you have a date

>>8932535
Some women are really fucking weird about knowing their man is masturbating or watching porn.

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>>8932535
desu once you get into the comfortable period with a gf it's not much different. sorry to spoil your experience

Just got done playing Rayman with my little brother; he headed back home, I am enjoying a Busch Light memorial 6-pack and thinking about autism.

>Beer
>The Room drinking game
>Good

>>8931750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyghQ7WizE4

>>8931976
Most definitely, I'm not even that into that specific genre but Bayo's an amazing game, and the first game in a long time where I actually watched the cutscenes

I'm almost out of vodka.
Probably gonna be out for a few days.
Shit sucks.

>>8931678
I played the demo for the first RE on playstation one. It was impossible to aim, like it's damn near impossible to have your character and a zombie at the same time on the screen, unless it's a game over screen, the camera systematically fucked with me.
I played RE on wii at a friend's place, it was a pain to aim with the fucking nuchuk thing, I wasted all my ammo. Maybe it wasn't correctly set up.

>>8932578
Bestest case you become President of the Republic of France.

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>>8932487
Try being on probation for assaulting a police officer. Probation sucks, because I'm not suppose to be drinking but I still do. If I get caught I go to jail for 6 months to a year. Your not that bad off

I fucked up. Downed a bottle of cabinet wine that's been there for years and didn't notice it had flakes or some shit floating in it until I was nearly done, by then I said fuck it.

Woke up in the middle of night with pain in my abdomen and a weird foul taste in the back of my throat that won't go away no matter how much water. Tried to sleep it off but keep getting wakened by the pain. Burps smell fucking atrocious. Chest hurts like a motherfucker too. Not going to docs cause no insurance. Walk me through this shit. I fucked up god damn.

>>8932933
Go to the hospital anon

>>8932933
call the ambulance if it gets too unbearable

>>8932933
It could be anything from acid reflux triggered by an intestinal ulcer to esophageal cancer. If you start coughing or it gets hard to swallow say fuck the insurance and get to a doctor.

>>8932933
It likely has nothing to do with the crystals, I've found them a few times and they're completely harmless.

>>8932933
Sediment in wine isn't dangerous, it's just some yeast.
Try eating something, like a yogurt or something light. Just to have something in your stomach.
I know you're not hungry, force yourself.

>>8932933
I heard cheap wine not stored properly turns into vinegar. So you might have just drank a bottle of vinegar. Which I doubt is life threatening. I would try and throw that shit up or exercise it off

>>8932933
Age of wine (even cheap wine) doesn't matter that much, the storage is a much bigger issue. If the cork dried out, then it is possible that bacteria infiltrated and you just drank a bottle of meth lab quality kombucha

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>>8932933

Did it look like this? Then it's most probably:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_bitartrate

Totally harmless, I would guess you had something else that made you feel sick.

feelio when you drink the drink you left out before you went to sleep

>>8932933
You drank too much. It had nothing to do with the sediment.

Also you are clearly underaged.

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>>8928067

>>8928132
>need some tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSoPiffmSYU

>got kicked out of my favorite bar and told not to come back

>>8933893
Happened to me a year ago. Worst thing is it's literally 14 paces from my front door, next closest is 29 mins walk away and has a poofy dress code with which I cbf. I miss watching grils bend over to play pool, then inviting them back to my house, 10 seconds drunken stumble away ;_;

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>>8933388
wew I can taste it in my mouth ahhhhh warm vodka and crangrape

>>8933916
What did you do to get kicked out?

I threatened the dyke working security

>>8933893
>>8933916
What did you guys do?

>>8933953
>>8933957
It's a no smoking venue, even outside.
The sign they had up though only stated "no cigarettes". They weren't happy with me smoking heroin in the bathroom, and even less happy with my protesting that the sign was incomplete so it wasn't my fault.

>>8933974
How do you even find a "no cigarettes" sign? Unless you mean the normal non-smoking symbol.

>>8927916
/pol/ here
You degenerate fucks are an embarrassment to the human race

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>>8933974
Jeez I drink 10 beers a da ,some wine.
done cocaine ,dmt ,lsd ,and some molly ,shrooms.Never touched H or meth ,thats just fucked uped m8
get help

>drinking for 5 years now
>most of the days i chug 4l of beer and few cups of whiskey 2 hours before bed while chainsmoking at least 2 packs per day
>everyday when i wake up i can barely breathe and i sound like philharmonic
>some days are just i wake up and lie in bed for a couple of hours into going to sleep again

>>8933984
>10 beers a day
lel

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>>8933980
Yeah it was a pic of a cig.
>>8933982
Go away kid.

>>8933974
Damn dude, all I did was pistol whip a lesbian. Get help

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>>8934001
Did it look like this? If it did, you're a retard.

>>8933982
Post a pic

>>8934005
Something like that. I'm not sure how it makes me retarded though. My defence was at that point just to puss them off, I knew I was inevitably about to be barred.
>get help
With what? The only drug I've used this year is booze, and today is my fifth day sober. DTs are melting away too. Feelsgoodman

>>8934018
>not sure how it makes me retarded
That is the globally accepted no smoking sign. It is an incredibly common symbol meaning that smoking of any kind is forbidden.

>>8934023
I'm pretty sure smoking heroin is forbidden everywhere, you may be missing the point.

>>8934031
>only stated no cigarettes

>>8934033
Are you drunk? Like I said, I was just trying to annoy them. Why are we still discussing this?

>>8934041
I don't think you said that, but if that's true then it all makes sense. Sorry about your bar, anon.

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>>8934033
>sign says no guns allowed on property
>drive my Panzerkampfwagen V into their waiting room
>they try to kick me out

The main 88mm gun was obviously disabled (USAfag here) so what the hell was their problem?

>>8934050
I don't think you followed the conversation properly.

>no signs saying the liquor store is a robbery free zone
>rob them
>get arrested
WTF

>>8934045
>sorry about bar
S'ok, I started drinking at home thereafter and saved a load of cash. I suspect lots more people than ever before just drink at home nowadays.

>Sign at the club says no killing strippers
>Kill a hooker
>get kicked out

how was I supposed to know she was a stripper?

>Need to learn for uni maths exam
>Can't understand shit
>Previously studied always when I was either drinking or already drunk
>Passed everything

Fuck me, I don't want to break my streak of sobriety

>>8933476
Whats so funny anon?

>>8934422
Just have a beer while you study, don't get shitfaced.

>>8934544
That's what I'm worried about, that it will send me back, there's usually a reason why addicts never touch their stuff again after quitting, not even a small taste

>>8927916
>Bacardi and Cheerwine
>writing, mostly
>that post-drunk melancholy where you try to process all the stupid shit you said/did the night before

>>8934422
what are you studying

>>8934681

statistics and probability

>>8934683
im assuming you have a final.
how are you feeling about it?
what don't you get rn?

>>8934689
Honestly? I don't get anything, it's so god damn foreign, I did the probability part well, but this mathematical statistics, it's just so foreign, plus I was too busy drinking every day to show up to class, fuck, I'll try to look up exercises and solutions and maybe get some understanding from them

>>8934704
so like what regression analysis?
moving data to different type of distributions?

khan academy might be a good call

>no booze today

Son of a bitch.
I hate going sober for the night, because I know I can't sleep.
Gonna need to do something to keep me occupied.
I have a book I just bought, two new video games to read, a ton of free comics I got from comic book day, and tons of movies I bought online.
Yet all of it sounds boring.

>>8934807
Lay off the night caps, anon. Shit gives you nightmares, fucks up your sleep, and is one of the easiest ways to develop an alcohol addiction.

>>8934807
>two new video games to read
telltale games aren't games anon

really want to drink but yeahhhh bad idea

>>8934760
>In the part of mathematical statistics on bases of samples the estimations of characteristics of population (point and interval estimators) and testing of hypothesis are treated.

From course page, the shit is, the lecture materials NOR the book has half the shit I need.
>Supposed to know intergrals for calculating something
>No lecture material or the book has a single fucking integral in it

>>8934937
I meant to play.
I have Fantasy Life for 3DS and I got Bayonetta 2 for Wii U, which included a disc of the first game as well.

Christ almighty I thought you guys were talking a big game about seeing shit like hallucinating but it basically alcohol poisoned myself and saw some of the most terrifying hg gieger-tier shit ever

>can't keep eyes open due to spins

>will have to close them and see mecha-demons and never-ending ascending nodule-studded building faces flash and fade across a black abyss

>>8934949
>had bad dt's
>thought peolpe were trying to induct me into a cult and i had to escape
>try to attack nurse and cop trying to stop me
wew

>>8934949
>hg gieger

H.R., my bad

And honestly guys I don't know you all and you probably have harder lives than I do so maybe you have more excuse to drink but please try to get yourselves in a better place if you're seeing shit like that often, I have never seen such wicked insanity coupled with nausea vomiting delerium, etc

>>8934949
What, I thought only I saw scary shit when I close my eyes.
I see grotesque shit like decapitations, blood and gory bodies, demons and shit.
I thought only I had that.

>>8934994
I get it too.
Not the anon to whom you were responding.
Thought it was commonly accepted as a normal part of DTs. Horrible af.

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>>8927916
>bout to pour a wild Turkey 101
>shitposting, later I'm going to try to make baguettes and might post that if result isn't embarrasing
>Feelin like it's been a long week, but I finally don't have to do anything and it's nice.

>>8930979
I felt this last week when I drank a $10 bottle of new amsterdam by myself. When I realized I was near the end I started feeling that then blacked out

>>8933994
You should try vaping. Apart from the cloudbros that even vapers hate, it's nice.

>>8934050
>88mm
kek

>>8934422
>Maths getting harder as you progress through school years
I missed having numbers in my maths for a while, I got used to it. Going back to applied mathematics was a pain.
Drinking won't help.
>>8934683
Nevermind, get shitfaced and give up school.
>>8934704
There is no understanding statistics. There is knowing how to give the correct answer just enough to get passing grade at the exam.
And by correct answer, I mean with a calculable uncertainty.

>>8934807
Install f.lux.

>>8934938
Did you skip classes or got classes in the wrong order or something? No shit you don't get statistics if you don't know integrals.

>>8935007
Delirium Tremens, means hallucinations ("going off the furrow", literally) and shakes.

>>8935120
I do have f.lux.
It's how I browse 4chan when it gets dark out.

>>8935120
>I missed having numbers in my maths for a while, I got used to it. Going back to applied mathematics was a pain.
>Drinking won't help.
I did just fine in discrete maths and calculus in uni
>Nevermind, get shitfaced and give up school.
Wish I could
>Did you skip classes or got classes in the wrong order or something? No shit you don't get statistics if you don't know integrals.
Nah, I was trying to find the place where they used integrals so I could read about wtf I'm supposed to do with them, I do know how to calculate them
Basically this is a fuck

>>8935097
sounds nice anon, post them shits if you make it

>>8934938
yah def use khan for integrals. they really won't be too bad for stats as you wont be in any of the more complicated situations

you can do this.
I could also help troubleshoot if you need

>>8935123
>Switches to dim incandescent

>>8935135
OK, so you need examples of how to give the expected answer. Your teacher sucks for not giving them.
Isn't there mock exams results available at your school, maybe via a student association or something?
I found this https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Statistics don't know if it can help.

>>8932802
Nice I'll probably pick it up next weekend then when 'm not wageslaving and can actually play it

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How are you supposed to spend your Sunday nights?

What are all of yall doing?

>>8935135
honestly, checkout khan academy. You could also ask higher level questions here if you need

>>8935368
>supposed to do Sunday?
Eat leftover beef sandwiches from the Sunday roast your wife made. Sit watching to with the kids until wifey puts them to bed, sit sipping cognac in your lounge by the fireplace while wifey sucks you off
>actually doing
Trying to find a section of the bed without vomit or shit on it, counting the hours til the shops open and wanking over teenage grils on a Mexican trainspotting forum.

>>8935404
>to
tv*

>2 days out of hospital
>thinkin of goin for some beer after supper
>will probably get worried i wont get drunk enough so i'll pick up some hard liquor too
>the cycle will begin anew
hmmm

>>8927916

>New Belgium Watermelon Ale
>It doesn't taste anything like Watermelon ale wtf wierd ass alcoholic water
>just got done with vidy game so i'm chillin now
>buzzed off of that deceptive liar beer somehow

>>8935415
Will at least you had a month clean I guess.
All those meds probably raped your organs too though don't forget.
Stay sober if you can anon.

Hey anon who was postan yest saying you had 4 days under your belt but we're craving, did you cave?

>>8935422
what game were you playin?

>>8935353
>Isn't there mock exams results available at your schoo
Yeah I got an example, it has answers but no solutions, I'm struggling on this shit:
>>>/sci/8910001

Also I tried finding some khan academy videos, but I only found one video that fit and it was the first one, it wasn't in a playlist either, couldn't find any others, it was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8XLYFzTJzE

>>8930902
>>8930934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

hey canada al/ck/s whats the better cheap vodka? smirnoff or polar ice? ots the cheapest i can get around here

>>8935531
do you chase your vodka with maple syrup?

>>8935549
syrup or poutine gravy

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>>8930051
I tried just drinking water constantly but the tap water here is so bad that its worse than the cheapest beer
>>8930902
fuck me a roommate spent an evening trying to finish one of these. He could hardly stand from the hangover
>>8934949
maybe I should stop browsing /x/. I haven't even begun to see shit like this. I just see nothing. Before it used to be exactly like the DMT sequence in Enter The Void

>>8935415
welp at least i only bought a 26 of rye, could have been worse

>>8935742
Normally takes me around 3 days to go full retard again when I relapse. My commiserations.

>>8935837
full retard as in constant drinking as opposed to sips, or full retard i can't remember multiple days in a row?

Its sunday im drunk right now come@me

>>8935851
The fullest of full. Waking to a pint of vodka and drinking until I pass out again, every day for years kinda retardation.

>>8935861
oh, i usually only last about a week doing that before i let the withdrawals overtake me
hope i don't fuck up and miss a phone call about a job tomorrow

>>8935404
>Watching TV
Pleb tastes. One's supposed to play sports outside with the kids, or help them on their baking soda volcano science fair project.

>>8935642
Get a water filter carafe. Or those large water bottle if they're cheap enough.

>>8935855
ayyy

How much do you have to drink to get withdrawal? After being sober for like a month?

>>8936041
PAWS?
Not much I fear.
DTs and similar?
Not after a month sober.

>>8936007
How do you pronounce carafe?

I've never heard anyone say that word in real life.

>>8936046
Fuck, but I shouldn't get kindling or any of that shit when I don't get blastered and skip a day?

1pm on a monday and drinking bourbon

working from home is nice

i turn 30 tomorrow. I really want to get sober but i can't function without it

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Halucinations of Gin Blossoms from the motherboard guy here

Really struggling not to go out and get a fifth and Bepis Max or something. Fuck. 15 days.

guys what do i do if i dont have alcohol tomorrow
im worried
the walking store liquor store closes in an hour

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>>8936370
run

Fuck that

>>8936127
why do you want to drink again anon

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>>8936587
bored and miss my ex and don't care to bring it all back up everytime I get sober but it hits me in the face everytime.

Just made a rum and coke for breakfast.

Is it finally happening?

>>8927916
doctor said i had to quit drinking op
on my 2nd week without a drink now, not really fun

>>8936982
What the fuck

>>8936982
I'm having a bourbon and coke for breakfast, myself. Nice ta meet ya

>>8937029
Ayy senpai.

I turned 18 a week ago and have been drinking a bit since. My friends say it's a lot but >trusting naive autists

>>8937010
Stay strong Anon.

>>8937035
>18
I've got a full decade on you, newfriend. Choose
a profession other than cooking WYC.

>>8937043
Wasn't planning on it anyway, looks a bit stressful. I just want a comfy job lugging crates in the night hours.

>>8937051
hey thats what i do

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>>8937051

>>8936049
It sounds like giraffe but with a hard c.

>>8937054
Is it nice

>>8936982
>>8937029
5th of brandy and coke for breakfast checking in.

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I want this ride to end.
Really.
I want off. I'm hurting myself physically now. Bloodstained pillows in the morning, three days long hungovers, asshole constantly bleeding from sour acidic shits.
Mondays=whole day on the verge of panic attack. Cold sweats, shivers, all that shit.
Till the next weekend. I want it to stop please.

>>8937100
Holy fuck
How long been drinking

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>>8937093
Suppose I'll cook some food today

>>8937102
Almost 15 years already.
Hard, let's say 10.
But not so hard like some of the poor fags that creep up in these threads.
I'm not drinking constantly. I always have a job and can hold off drinking for that 8 hours.
I am not an aclohol yet, but effects start piling up at 30.

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>>8937114
>I am not an aclohol yet
Well aren't we all grateful that you're not an aclohol [sic] yet.

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>>8937138
Thanks for the recognition.

Next thread better have the proper silhouette god dammit.
Google images: alcoholic.

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>>8937148
I see wut you did there.

Why do I do it?

Every week I wake up at 4 am Monday, dreading work, wanting to die.

Drink throughout the day just to be semi functioning.

Sober by Wednesday, waking up before work to go to gym, eating healthy, feel great.

Get to Friday. "I'll just have a few tonight."

Drunk for the entire weekend straight.

Wake up at 4 am Monday sweating and anxious as fuck.

You'd think I'd learn just from sheet conditioning by now...

What's the most satisfying thing to drink as a nightcap?

>>8937368
Saul Goodman

>>8937371
Just straight vodka desu.
A less boring answer would be hot chocolate with a shitload of cream and an even larger shitload of scotch added. Used to drink that back when I could be bothered with such faff-about-ery.

Well I'm out of alcohol besides some beer at the camp ground.

Not like I'm really addicted or anything, right? haaHA

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anybody tried this puke inducer?

>>8936370
>get there
>buy liquor
>invite hobo to sleep on your couch
a bad road

Just posting to say that I will not be stopping at the liqour store on the way home today.

>>8938021
Quitter

>>8938021
I'm a week sober as of tomorrow. Can't quite believe it

>>8938043
I still havr a tall boy in the fridge. After that its kratom only for a week

I love these threads. Will be getting blackout drunk saturday evening with some friends.

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>turn 20 recently
>never drank before in my life
>decide to on a whim try it out just to see what it's like
>have gone through quart of vodka a day every couple of days since then

this isn't how it starts, right? i just cant help myself it feels great being drunk

I still have the problem I've had since I was little, I can never tell whether I'm hungry or thirsty.
But when on a diet and trying to reduce my drinking neither are good.

>>8938758
You should quit while you're ahead.