What's the worst thing you've ever found in your food?

cockroach in my beer once

ruined my computer when i spit it out like a turbotard

>inb4 beans in chili
>inb4 pineapple in pizza

>>8927294
Once I had KFC, this is years ago...like over ten years. One of the drum's had a feather in it. The only other notable one is finding a needle in a broth. No plunger, no plastic...just a needle.

Thankfully it was an order of Mussels, so I was using a fork. But I sued the shit out of the place anyway. In the end, after several years of legality I was awarded nothing, but the joint was shut down and paid my legal fees.

>>8927296
>turbotard

Cilantro.

Live cricket in my salad at this disgusting greasy spoon.

>>8927296
>turbotard

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I've found more orangeworms in my pistachios than I can count, but they're easy enough to spot.

>>8927296
In fairness nobody can really fault you for reflexively spitting out a cockroach.

one time there was a rock in my sandwich, not like a pebble, a sizable rock.

>>8927294
Mmmmm, beakey

A small plastic piece that resembled a lego in my Taco Bell. I have also found a piece of plastic wrapper in my Taco Bell from the same location.

Nothing grosses me out like hair though

>>8927393
What is it with Taco Bell and horrific food stories? It's easily my favorite fast food place, but it has to be the worst fast food chain for this kind of shit.

>>8927294
Nails

>>8927294
A big hunk of plastic wrapping in an Arby's sandwich. I chewed it and spat it out. Pretty fucking nasty. I suppose I could have gone back to the store and thrown a shit fit, but I just never went back

>>8927404
Same. I love Taco Bell and still eat there. If any other restaurant did what they have done I'd stop eating there.

Last month I ordered a mexican pizza and it tasted like chemicals. I ate half and threw it away. I felt nauseous for hours. Will never order a Mexican pizza again after reading multiple similar stories

>>8927294

pickles

beans in chili
medium rare burgers
pineapple pizza

a bag of lay's/walker's with a dried ladybug
threw the whole pack away

I drank out of a beer can that I had been using as an ash tray.

>>8927434
I used an old beer can as a spittoon once when I had the flu and forgot to clear it away afterwards

then I made the mistake of opening another can of the same brand and setting it down next to it, that was a hard-learned lesson

>>8927294
A pube in a McFlurry. Ironically I worked at McDicks at the time and got the McFlurry using a stolen coupon.
>Karma

Beans in my pizza.

>>8927434
>spitting cherry Skoal into a McDonald's cup of coke
>gf takes a sip and asks "is this cherry coke"

Oh fug

Assloads of hair in an onion ring. Almost vomited.

>>8927294
i was eating a jamaican beef patty, bit into something, and found a piece of glass in it. I was probably 14 or something, stoned as fuck, and was all gonna report it and everything. But I cleaned off the plate and realized i lost the glass.

Found a piece of what looked like a plastic fork in Wendy's chili once.

Also a few weeks back I poured myself a soda but had to get up and come back. When I came back a fucking silverfish had walked into the rim of my cup, thank fucking god I looked before I took a sip.

>>8927538
>thank fucking god

yeah, you could have died. Thank god.

>>8927538
>doesn't realize he eats at least 1/2 lb bugs per year but is suddenly frightened by a single silverfish.

Nice, snowflake.

>>8927590
>he wants to eat more than his standard annual ration of bugs
Do African tribesmen have internet access now?

>>8927600
you are not the brightest star in the sky

spider eggsac in my banana when i was a little kid

Eating a banana:
Look down, ew, a worm.

Nope.

Half a worm.

Vein in a taco

>>8928374
Great haiku, reddit-sama

Not exactly found in food but I once cooked and served myself a steak that only after raising to my mouth realize smelled like literal obese person diarrhea

Piece of glass in a mushroom. Bit into it and it stuck in the roof of my mouth and it started to bleed. I was on a tinder date, so I was too embarrassed to complain to the manager or something, so I just quietly went to the bathroom and spent 15 minutes trying to get it out.

Some bad decisions that day, man.

leaves in my chitpotle

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>>8928384
You made me count...
6-5-1-3 is not haiku.

I was like 6 or 7.... I was a teenager before I ante a banana again.

I love bananas now, but I still generally eat them by cracking off chunks with my hand and then putting the chunk in my mouth.

>>8928384
Eating banana
Look down, ew, is that a worm
Nope, it's half a worm


There you go, closer to haiku.

Some kind of locust or cricket in the middle of a preserved artichoke heart.

Vegetables.

>>8928421
>I was on a tinder date, so I was too embarrassed to complain to the manager or something,
Calling bullshit.

>>8927294
A big fucking splinter in my pie, I swallowed the shit and it got stuck iny throaty while I coughed like a retard
Taking it out was a pain in the ass, the thing was 2/3 of my fingers long
My fucking asshole dad didn't let me complain because he liked the place and wanted to keep buying from them

>>8928517
Why anon? Too autistic to download an app, talk to someone and invite them to dinner?

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>>8927294
>chicken head

>>8928508
I TASTE VEGETAL

>>8928473
It's beautiful

I received a moldy slice of cheesecake once. Didn't notice it until I was halfway through and flipped it over to see the crust was blue and white.

Restaurant didn't even comp any of my food for me, didn't offer a replacement dessert, they just took the cheesecake off my check. I was a bit pissed about that.

>>8927294
I was eating sashimi in LAX when a stink beatle came along.

>>8927462
Refried beans are a great base if you're making a chorizo pizza.

>>8928423
I think that's just bay leaf, anon. Sometimes they will forget to take it out of the cooked meat.

>>8927294

The obligation to fuck some horny hambeast.

>>8927434
SO MANY TIMES

>>8928384
Giggled.

>>8928473
I've read worse. Well done
Some people just fucking suck
But this was okay

>>8928808
What the fuck. I would've punched some people

I made the mistake of trying an american chinese restaurant I had never been to. My phone was dead so I couldn't read a review or something beforehand. It looked kinda dirty outside but once I was inside I felt relieved by the cleanliness and the fact that there were alot of people inside. But I was wrong. I got a small portion of fried rice, and it had some big pieces of meat and smelled pretty good. Im about four bites in and I notice what looks like a large burnt onion. Its not, its a giant fucking cockaroach, and guess what I saw two more close in the rice. I cant eat fried rice without thinking about it

>>8927418
it's all garbage man.
They engineer that shit to fit the need of autists.
I hate to sound like a conspiratard, but grow out of the conditioning dude, they're fucking taking advantage of you and destroying your health.

>>8927294
It wasn't in my food but at a Hollywood Planet in Florida on a marching band trip in high school I saw a nigger roach on the floor and mentioned it and everyone told me to shut up for some reason.

>>8927294
Half a broken rubber spatula in my salad at a Chili's about 20 years ago.

>>8927294
My reflection in a glass of water.

>>8927434
>>8928896

Serves you right. That is some low bachelor shit.

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I choked on a translucent piece of rubber that was embedded in one of Carls Jr.'s strawberry swirl cheesecakes. I probably should have complained but it was a take-out order and after coughing it up and catching my breath I just wanted to rest.

A beetle baked into the crust of my Little Caesars pizza. However, this experience happened in my middle school cafeteria since all the schools in the district used to serve LC for lunch on Friday, so I'm pretty sure the school may have been at fault. I worked at LC for about 3 years and honestly can't see a fucking beetle slipping by everyone making and boxing the pizza.

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>>8927434
>hitting short bong
>inhale too hard
>mouthful of bong water

>>8927357
This scares the shit out of me because I have eaten about a billion pistachios, but never even found one.

olives on a pizza with stones still in them.

I complained and they threw me out.

>>8929587
lolll drugs are epic cool :D

A caterpillar

>>8927296
>turbotard

a staple in my sushi roll

>>8927418
What the fuck is a mexican pizza?

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>piece of a zip tie in general tsos chicken
>spider in glass of milk
>monkey head in my soup

I once cracked open a walnut and a live spider crawled out of it
Didn't eat any more walnuts that day

>>8929663
Whore burito delivery

>>8927296
>turbotard

>>8927312
>awarded nothing

That sucks.

>get soup
>there is a fucking needle that has been god knows where
>no compensation

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>pass out drunk
>wake up in the middle of the night thirsty
>slam the bottle of Gatorade next to me on the nightstand
>halfway through the bottle take a break to have a breath of air
>slowly realize I just tapped into the piss jug

>>8927357
I've never seen anything like this. Do you buy pistachios in bulk and store them in a cabinet or something?

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>>8927294
African bacteria. The McDonald's employee was a African. I got bacterially enriched, but hey, at least it wasn't ebola or AIDS.

>>8929942
My father used to do this regularly, sober, because he was too lazy to get out of bed. It took him multiple accidents before he finally fucking stopped.

>>8928846
(@@)
- I need to try this

>>8929587
same with bubblers. Shit sucks.

>goes to Aunt Anne's pretzel joint alone
>buys a pack if those bread sticks covered in chocolate
>pays and eats about two of them
>third stick was partially eaten (not by me), even has that curve where the teeth cuts it in half
>find nearest bin and spew

Fuck that place

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>>8929618
you showed him

>>8927426
Well, eating med rare burger would probably make me recoil/spit in surprise.

>>8927462
Sounds like a good idea

t. Guy who enjoys corn on pizza

When I was a kid I poured a nice, big bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats (cereal) and a daddy long legs (Spider) crawled out on top.
And yes, I hate spiders so I freaked out.

Dead bugs in pasta

>>8929942
Your fault for not putting your faith in bottled water, sugar addict.

>>8930185
>daddy long legs (Spider)
>spider
lmao

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>>8929571

>>8930181
Shut up, Mao.

>>8929952
No, I just eat a shitload of pistachios.

>>8927473
>spitting cope wintergreen into empty Dr Pepper bottle
>drinking from another Dr Pepper bottle right next to it

Lesson learned

>>8930223
Considering it was in his house, he probably means a cellar spider, not a harvestman.

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>>8930302
What brand?

>>8927357
desu if you don't have worms in your pistachios it means they are pumped full of toxic pesticides

I onced ordered a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich, and they put a fish patty instead of a chicken patty.

>Friend says hey want a Dr.Pepper?
>Sure
>Gives me a DP bottle full of dip spit

it was the same color as any cola so I didnt know better.

Dominos in china had broken pieces of plastic.

>>8927462
>>8928846
>>8930005
>>8930181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUsVeG4ZJ0s
Even the worst /ck/ cooking pro can manage this.

>>8927294
I buy a lot of pressed tea (puer/heichas), so chinese people hair is something I have to deal with quite often, but it's not unusual to find other stuff like sunflower seeds, plastic/nylon string even heard of some people finding cigarette butts

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>>8929969

>>8928526
It must actually have been grindr

>>8927434
I once drank out of a beer can that I had pissed in during a heavy drinking binge. I haven't pissed in a can or bottle since that night.

>>8930223
This. I love spiders, but those spindly, headless fuckers scare the shit out of me.

>mom took me to micky d's
>played that shitty n64 that reset every 5 minutes
>got my happy meal and bit into it
>pulled back a wad of hair
>not one or two strands a fucking steel wool size wad
>mom seizes the thing from my hand and I watch her baseball that shit into the cashier direction
>burnt in my memory

>>8927590
Believing the 1/2 lb bugs meme

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>>8929663

>>8931107
>denial.jpg

>>8931136
NoU.nog

a toenail when I made cauliflower pizza

no idea how it got there

>>8928808
fuck that i wouldnt have paid at all or threatened to call the health inspector

>>8927294
>Find chicken head
>Finish rest of food
>Throw chicken head on the counter and demand my money back
>Take back my money and chicken head
>Repeat at another restaurant
Feels good man.

>>8927294
I went to burger king once and there was a giant booger in my cup. Glad I looked at it before I took a sippy!

>>8931136
Did you ever even bother to look into this laughably asspulled myth that you're trying to tote as some kind of verifiable fact?

>>8928423
Had two burritos from the same order. One had a piece of plastic in it and the other had a beard hair.

should I have made a fit over it?

>>8928952
Jesus. What did you do?

>>8927294
flies in my burger and urinal ice in my soda

>>8930181
Are you Japanese

>>8929775
Was it a delicía?

>>8929902
Wot?

>>8931125
I swear on me mum, everything tex mex is highly offensive

>>8931020
I moved to CT and I hate living in new England, but you reminded me that it's been years since I've seen a daddy long legs. So that's a plus. We do have a lot more house caterpillars here though. Fuck those things.

I bought some of those packages raspberries.

I ate a few after rinsing them off and they tasted incredibly dry.

I picked another one up and saw that the inside was full of mold and spider webs

Mealworm in a glass jar of trailmix

Not eaten. Pretty gross

using cherries at work cooking some dessert
poured cherries in to big bowl to add other fruits too

pick up giant flat cherry
was huge dead slug

threw it in the trash and just kept making desserts

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I got some cheesy tater tots, pulled one off the pile and the cheese strung off of it like in the goofy movie. Stuffed it into my mouth and realized the stringy cheese was actually a really long hair covered in cheese. Only realized when it was going down my throat that it was a fucking human fucking long hair.

Found a nail in my cole slaw once. I called a waiter over and he was super apologetic and said they were currently doing renovations and it must have fallen in. I saw it before anything happened and it wasn't rusty or anything, so I had the slaw replaced and finished the meal. I even tipped at the end. I didn't realise /ck/ was a bunch of dicks

>>8934924
i man, it's 4chan. the amount of autism here is uncharted.

>>8934939
ye but I'm a lot more antagonistic on here than I am in real life

>>8927294

Diabetes.

>>8934924
I found a staple in my cavatelli once. I called over the waiter and he gave me this look like "oh, you think you're going to get us with that, eh?". They replaced it without much apology.

It was a family get together and I didn't want to make a scene, but I tipped 5% on a party of 8, which was, hopefully, enough for them to understand that I do tip, but not for that kind of attitude.

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>>8935242
>tipped 5% on a party of 8, which was, hopefully, enough for them to understand that I do tip, but not for that kind of attitude.
>americans literally have to go through all of these variables just to eat

>>8934286
Where in CT? I used to live in Greenwich and there were a shitload of daddy long legs in my basement.

A worm in my apple. Multiple times, actually, all of them from the uni canteen. Now every time I'm given an apple there, I look for wormholes and split the apple in two just in case.

That's the worst thing I've ever found, which is fucking amazing considering I live in a 3rd world country.

>>8927294
I ate my own tooth once while eating a burger does that count

Once at McDonald's I ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and it wasn't until I got home that I found it was literally just a bun with a fistful of pubes between them and apparently at least one guy had whacked off into it because it was a lot of load.

I took it back to the McDonald's but they said I did it and started laughing at me as I left. I just went to Chick-fil-a instead.

>>8927294
a hair and a metal screw

JUUUUST

>>8927294
maybe a pube in a burger. It could've just as easily been one of my own facial hairs.

>>8936229
Someone really fucking hated you there anon

>>8936229
This story is probably fake, but you never complain about anything that wasn't an accident to the actual store.

You contact corporate and get free food.

>>8927294
Calories :(

>>8936597
I've heard stranger things.
It would surprise you how fucked things can get for a fast food worker on boiling point.

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>>8935266
>HAHA AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!

Any interesting school lunch horror stories? Worst I've got is finding a blue mascara-encrusted eyelash on my pizza square.

REEEEEE

>>8936707
i was served a green burger once

it was pretty tasty

>eating at local restaurant with the family
>waiter comes up and takes our orders
>I immediately demand a discount because the menu mentions pork and they're not respecting my culture
>he tries to cheat me by saying the restaurant specializes in hotdogs
>I hit him with my shoe for talking back
>afterward I order for all of four of us, since my girls hadn't learned to read too well yet
>waiter says my daughters are cute
>I stand up and punch him for commenting on my wives
>one of my wives begins to cry
>I'll have her executed later
>food was great
>I attempt to negotiate the bill down to something more reasonable
>banned from restaurant

Long story short, some friends and I picketed the restaurant out of business for serving pork and alcohol. Now it's an authentic kebab stand.
I've only been in this country for two months and I've already made the community a better place.

Allah bless Britain.

>>8936793
>devout muslim
>still tries to jew you down on the price
maybe they're not so different after all

large fingernail clipping (like a man's thumbnail) in my vegetable soup as a pubescent child in a southwestern cowboy themed diner/steakhouse
too bad

>>8936793
Over the top LARPing there, buddy

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Finding these cunts in produce. Would happen all the time when i used to work at a fruit shop

>>8927294
stinkbug in my frozen spinach. luckily I realized something was wrong before I bit into it. Didn't put me off greens, but it did have me wary for a while.

Some guy's schlong in a hotdog bun at a BBQ I went to once. I didn't even ask for a hot dog.

>>8936836
Australia?

Condom on my pizza. It was hidden under the cheese.

>>8927296
>turbotard

>>8930732
Oh man a friend of mine works at a tea shop, he found so much stuff in chinese teas it's unbeleivable. Everything you discribed plus broken glass, jewelry and a pretty big dried up lizard.
Normally they would check the tea before transfering it from the original package to these big glass jars. And normally they'd find stuff and complain to office about it or something, but that poor lizard made all the way over from China just to be sold on accident to some guy because my friend didn't notice it while packaging.

>>8927294
Fucking hell, i just ate a kinder bueno and only after did i realise it expired the 3d march 2016, how fucked i'am i?

>>8927296
>turbotard

>>8927296
>turbotard

>>8927296
>turbotard

>>8936664
>80 dead
>one of the absolute worst attack since WW2
>Would just be an average day in america

lol backfired argument

>>8937163
>80 dead

Dude, that could almost be the daily number for a handful of cities let alone the entire country.

>>8927431

pussy

cockroach on my pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut.

Ended up calling and they asked if I wanted a replacement, I said of course and they gave me a free dessert. Needless to say I never ordered from that place again.

>>8927313
>>8927345
>>8929636
>>8929922
>>8936901
>>8936970
>>8936991
>>8937001
samefag kys

>>8928384
For fucks sake... I just realised all the responses with spaced paragraphs are all redditors, because reddit needs two hits of the enter key to make a new paragraph. I know because I used to browse. So glad I left.. Fuck off, reddit.

>>8928952
Are you disrespecting traditional Chinese cuisi, you shitstain?

>>8927434
i did that to my buddy when we were drinking in my garage. kept putting my ash and butts in his beer because he was camping it for probably an hour. He didn't notice until he was almost done and a butt hit his lips.

we aren't friends anymore, i miss that guy

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>go to Panera Bread
>super cute cashier
>keeps chatting me up
>meal arrives
> rat feces in my sandwich
>( actually peppercorns)
>full refund, free lunch
>he apologizes left and right
>le jedi mind games
>get his number
>fuck my brains out next day

this never happened

>>8931010
You have not hit rock bottom until you piss in multiple plastic bottles of cheap cider and have to smell and sometimes even taste the contents to check if it's cider or not.

Did this for a good few years.

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>>8927294
A small piece of wood in my cotton candy. Wasn't even from a carnival, it was in a bag in a store.

Hair in the sauce.
Uncooked McChicken.

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>>8936118
In the same day when I was young
Tooth in friend's mom's spaghetti, tooth in a pizza later that night.

A year later a tooth in a microwave hamburger while watching DBZ. Same month a tooth in an apple. Each one I bit down on too, all gross to recall.

Aside from all that, raw chicken at a local diner in tendies when a youth.

Maggots in my bag of saltine crackers

>>8927357
I've never seen this and I've eaten loads. Where are you from?

>>8935242
Is the tipping american meme real? Oh my fucking god

>>8927294
A chunk of mold resembling a broccoli floret in my (sealed) cup of applesauce in 4th grade

>>8931020
Their fucking dance kills me. The first time I saw one gyrate, I flinched because it looked like it was going to lunge at me.

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>>8934924
A nail fell in while they were renovating? Are they redoing the ceiling below a podiatrist?

>>8940152
Were you losing teeth?

>>8940184
Britfag. It's a universal thing though, it seems like you've been lucky or I've been extremely unlucky. Google it, people talk about it all the time.

You can't actually sue or demand compensation for finding them in a bag of nuts because it's an inherent risk that you'll find insects in any unprocessed natural product.

>>8940254
Oh yes, I lost almost all my baby teeth really rapidly for some reason.

The teeth were not cooked into the food.

>>8929775
I've gotten milk-spidered twice

>>8940256
California pistachios don't have them I guess. You know they are quailty if they get celebrities to promote them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcGvBE5xfg

>>8940286
The only reason they wouldn't have them is if they spray the nuts with pesticide to kill the moths whose larvae nest in them.

Side note, I'm a little mad that keyboard cat sold out.

>>8940256
You're making me think I must have eaten worms without realising...

>>8940392
If you've ever eaten a nut that tasted unusually smoky or "dusty", you almost certainly have.

>>8940402
I'm not sure about smokey or dusty, but thinking about it, there's always some that taste a bit bitter, that I just assumed had over-roasted. I'd always just ignore it and keep eating them to get past the aftertaste. Damn...

>>8929602
>olives on a pizza
I fully support them throwing you out

>>8929942
no stamper we know

>>8927294
Piece of plastic in at a personal pizza place. Friends kept telling me to sue but nah brah brah

>>8927524
nigger

>>8940083
Get the fuck off of 4chan fucking gash.

>>8927413
Ok

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>>8940557

I'm not a girl, eat shit.

>>8936793
I hate that you think this is any sort of applicable roleplay. Fuck off racist troglodyte

>>8927294
Once I ordered some cheese fries from Denny's for takeout, took them home and started eating with a fork, and when I'd taken a huge bite I found myself choking on a long, long hair.

I spit out the food but the hair stayed stuck in my mouth and down my throat, I couldn't cough it up and eventually puked because of the thought of some disgusting Denny's worker's greasy long hair in my cheese fries.

Never ordered Denny's again.

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>>8934543

>>8940256
only a complete piece of shit would sue over something like a bug in their food, pathetic

>>8927426
beans in chili, kys

>>8940692
Many a complete piece of shit has tried.

went to a popeyes once, ordered a 5 piece meal or something like that

>one piece was extremely large
>hmm
>nice
>bite into it
>guts in my mouth
>realize its literally just half of a chickens ribcage, guts still in and everything
>vomit
>throw it out
>never return

a thick, black hair inside of a chimichanga

>>8929942
>have a big water pitcher on my desk during summer
>also used it as a piss jug
>did the same thing one summer afternoon.

in retrospect, I have no fucking excuse.

>>8936836
>All you need for a perfect salad

>>8938092
t. turbotard

>>8937251
Yeah man, that's the north side of St. Louis on a bad weekend.

In the school cafeteria, i found a bolt in my salad. The kitchen ladies didn't let me keep it.