>go to kitchen >see this >wat do?

>>8923803
Make rabbit stew.

Duh.

Sous vide

A good old Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine.

>>8923803
1. remove bunny and stroke it's wittle penis
2. bake bunny pellets with the bunnycum
3. enjoy

Pet the bunny and give it a long loving life

>>8923842
I get fined $44,000 if I get caught with a pet bunny.

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/gold-coast/hefty-44000-fines-for-anyone-caught-with-banned-rabbits-in-queensland/news-story/2d0fc749bfa8be156b1cbee1ec601f4e

>>8923803
Kill it humanely and stew or braise it. Rabbits are the assholes of the animal kingdom. There is no fencing that will prevent those bastards from attacking your vegetables.

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>>8923877
Of all the dangerous poisonous shit there and rabbits roam free causing $600 million in damages?

>>8923893
Dig holes, fuck up crops, and shit ton of repair cause of tunnel system. Kinda like rats. Work at a farm and these little fellas are cute, but fucks shit up.

>>8923893
I guess snakes, spiders and jellyfish aren't going around eating farmers crops and breeding like rabbits.

>>8923892
>Laughs in American
We're not even allowed to own a non-invasive, native North American crow or raven over here. Corvids for some reason HAVE to be a species from another continent to legally have as a pet.

Where I lived in Tasmania the government introduced myxomatosis disease into the wild rabbit population, it was pretty fucked up. The rabbits pretty much go blind and get big scabs on their face and starve to death.

We used to go rabbit hunting a bit with ferrets but had to be careful which hole you pick, didn't really want to send the ferret down with diseased rabbits.

>>8923927
Seems awfully prone to backfire

know what a pain in the ass it is to skin a rabbit?

that tiny thing isn't worth it

>>8923949
Yeah, but in addition to the meat, aren't the pelts pretty nice on most breeds?

>>8923803
make hossum pepper

>>8924031
well, good attempt for having heard it in a bugs bunny cartoon 15 years ago and not once since

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasenpfeffer

>>8923970
Yep, and don't forget the bones for broth or tools: waste not, want not!

>>8924042
Well, I don't really need tools, but I'm sure someone would take a few rabbit pelts off my hands once they built up, theoretically.

>>8924052
I was being sarcastic about the tools (not so much the broth though, but I'm not a huge rabbit fan myself)

But yeah, i would be willing to bet there's a market for rabbit pelts if you have enough of em

>>8924035
>bugs bunny
>15 years ago

underage pls leave

Put my penis in it then snap its neck whilst I'm cumming. Wouldn't want to skin or gut it so I'd probably just chuck it out the window

>>8924074
If he remembers hearing it 15 years ago, then he's almost certainly over 18.

>>8924083
i remember things that happened to me at 18 months so not necessarily

>>8923936
> in 20 years it passes to humans

That would show us.

>>8924090
What like when your dad put his dick in your mouth? Fucking faggot no one asked for your life story. Get the fuck off my board

>>8924097
no, i had a rotten tooth pulled out and played wheel of fortune on a commodor 64

not all of us had a traumatic life

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>>8924097
lol Jesus Christ, /ck/.

>>8924097
Here, we see the long term effects of emotional abuse on a child

>>8924074
are you retarded? just curious. guaranteed i'm older than you.

>>8924097
Gordon go to bed

>>8924148
Maximum kek

>guaranteed i'm older than you

Is literally something a petulant child would say

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>>8924182
taking my statement and switching it around results in dipshit's original reply - calling me underage.

I feel bad for you if this is the type of thing that makes you "maximum kek."

>>8924201
It truly does: watching you little babychildren posture over who's older on a Taiwanese elephant singles board is rightly hilarious.

Please go about your business so that i may laugh at your life

>pet bun
>toast pizza rolls

>>8924176
He was a handsome fellow, anon.

Yumi

>>8923803
primeNow order some supplies and make a tiny little salad and a frozen dollop of yogurt for it while we wait for its home to arrive :3

>>8923803
>oh god my cat brought another one

>>8923927
>In Australia, the virus was first field-tested for population control in 1938. A full-scale release was performed in 1950. It was devastatingly effective, reducing the estimated rabbit population from 600 million to 100 million in two years. However, the rabbits remaining alive were those least affected by the disease. Genetic resistance to myxomatosis was observed soon after the first release, and descendants of the survivors acquired partial immunity in the first two decades. Resistance has been increasing slowly since the 1970s; the disease now kills about 50% of infected rabbits. In an attempt to increase that rate, a second virus (rabbit calicivirus) was introduced into the rabbit population in 1996.
Holy shit. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. These diseases really are going to mutate and start affecting other organisms. I live in the western U.S. and prairie dogs carry the bubonic plague. They've always been killed by hunters and the government because they're disease vectors, but over the past few years there have been more cases of pets and occasionally humans coming into contact with carcasses and dying of plague. Obviously myxomatosis doesn't spread to humans like the plague does, but biological warfare against an endemic population seems like a really fucking bad idea.

>>8924176
lewd

>>8924398
>science is scary
said the hippie moonbat liberal arts apple employee

>>8923949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P3V8DqTBNg

>>8924398
>>8923936
>>8924093
> people who don't understand how viruses work
Viruses have very limited ability to cross species. For example, dogs cannot get HIV because they don't have CD4 receptors on their leukocytes. They also can't get either of the human herpes strains. This is why they're so popular in the LGBT population.

>>8924253
That can't possibly be real; he has to have made some incisions, at least.

>>8925232
WTF, why was that image deleted? It's just a cute little bunny laying down on a bed. Thanks, Warosu, for preserving it.

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/8923803#p8924176

>>8924253
What a sick fuck

>>8925488
He must have an incredibly tiny dick. Rabbit schlongs aren't even as big as a human pinkie, and rabbit twats are sized to to be a slip fit for those. If he's doing that rabbit up the fudge tunnel, it's even smaller.

>>8925532
>people who don't understand how evolution works

>>8925555
Your quads won't save you. Not only do I understand evolution, I work on a research team for viral therapeutics.

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>>8925619

Not him, but tell me more, I'm interested

>>8923926
Who fucking cares? Rabbits are pets. Illegal alien crows aren't.

>>8925619
are you doing premed? what kind of courses did you take as prerequisites to make you feel ready to do research? ochem and microbio?

>>8925252
It's not so much "science is scary" as "reckless use of dangerous things is scary." If you wanna go ahead and say with confidence that there will be a 100% chance of no negative repercussions on down the line, go ahead - but remember, people said similar things about DDT.

Science is great but using what we've learned without foresight or caution is a recipe for disaster.

>>8924097
RUDE
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>>8926302
it worked so well with the cane toads too

>>8924253
did it died

>>8927657
No, they're just playing