*yolk breaks*

>>8922566
THERE'S A NONSTICK PAN IN HERE
COME COOK IN MY APARTMENT HERE
I FRY IN THE PROCESS
YOU FRY IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE CORN BOWL HARD SHIT

>>8922566
What kind of egg is that?

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>>8922566
>Condom breaks

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>>8922583

>>8922585
A broken one

>>8922566
>*yolk breaks*
>So you might be wondering how I got into this predicament

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>>8922566

>>8922588
Underrated

>>8922566
broken yolk is a good thing.

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>>8922819

Take that back

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>Get a double yolk.
>One of them breaks after watching for a few seconds.
>It fucking sticks.

>>8922583
kek

>>8922566
Nothing wrong with that.

>>8922588
Kek

>>8922819

Thank you for ruining my breakfast.

Brew.. is that a plastic prop egg?

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>want to make scrambled eggs
>yolk doesn't break
>want to make eggs sunny side up
>yolk breaks

>>8922909
>>want to make eggs sunny side up
>>yolk breaks
Literally a non-issue unless you fry just one egg.

>flip it
>cook over hard

The best eggs. Only people that like the consistency of jizz in their mouth disagree

>>8922922
>consistency of jizz in their mouth
You would know.

>>8922922

The yolk is still meant to be runny after you flip it though

>>8922566
This ruins my breakfast 200% of the time

>>8922588
savage

What makes it bad, like would it be too runny?

>>8922566
*throws in trash*

fight me idgaf

>>8922566
OP. If that's a creme egg, Kudos.

>>8922930
kek

>Throw eggs at oven while screaming.
>More eggs.
>Set oven on fire.
>Laugh.
>Throw a fish at the fire.
>More eggs.
>Orgasm.
>Shit out more eggs.
>Thumbs up.

>>8922588
Oh fuck

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>tfw I'm all out of pork roll

>>8922583
I can't fucking stop laughing

this is why I always crack them into a small bowl first

>>8924205
why do americans do this to their toast?

>>8924361
Do what?

>>8924205
>drinking egg yolks
my nigga

>>8922566
i always break the yolk

>>8922566
I don't care. Still tastes good if the egg is good to begin with.

>>8922588
kek, nice digits

>>8922566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg

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>>8922588

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8924361
>literally just buttered toast
>"lol why do americans do this?"
Are you too poor in your shithole country to afford a stick of fucking butter?

>>8922617
kek

>>8926272
Butter is shit anyway.

>>8922566
Am I the only person who hates runny yolk? I have 2 eggs every morning and I intentionally break the yolks and cook them solid

>>8927992
>Am I the only person who hates runny yolk?
Yes.

Does /ck/ fry their eggs in butter or olive oil?

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>>8922566
>yfw you break the yolks on purpose

>>8927992
You're not. Runny eggs are disgusting. Might as well just blow your nose into the pan.

"Vulcanized" is the only way to go.

>>8922588
lel

>>8928235
Bacon grease.

>>8925856
keep lying to yourself egg breaking brute

>>8928252
bacon grease is to be washed down the drain silly

>>8922566
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8922922
I do happen to like jizz in my mouth thank you very much.

>>8922566
Am I the only one who thinks it tastes better like that?

>>8925184
That's very clearly orange juice.

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Pan..nice and hot.

>>8928252
best option

>>8922566
rachael ray trick: crack egg into a bowl, then put into pan.

dont use a curved pan as egg will run straight to the edge. wait till bottom of egg has sealed before you try to flip it.
hope that helps.

>>8929173
You sound like the faggiest redditor ever.

>>8929173
Pro-Tip: Crack an egg into a cup, then pour cup into a bowl, a plate, a mug, and finally onto the pan.

You'll love doing those extra dishes!

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>>8929160
that;s a lot of butter. and people talk shit about Americans.

Get fresher eggs

>>8929160
Look at that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

A black dude on /b/ taught me to make eggs perfect

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>>8922566
*baby chicken dies*

>>8929212
Did he also teach you to stand back while he fucks your mom? Im jacking off.

>>8929214
That's not blood, idiot; it's just myoglobin.

Oh, wait. It's blood.

>>8929214
>when yo lady mean as fuck on her moon cycle and makes you breakfast

>>8929214
Fun fact: that's called a lash. Basically a chicken ovulated and a chunk of the ovary ripped away and was caught up in the process and a shell was built around it. Lashes can range from small to the entire tube ripping out, laid with the egg or inside it.

Source: me I'm a fucking chicken keeper

You're welcome.

>>8922566
That looks like a duck egg OP
I love em but the whites get wayy too fucking runny so I tend to just use the extra creamy and rich yolks for other things

>>8922566
>the yolk falls off

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>>8922566
*lose my shit because I'm a grumpy cunt in the morning and my eggs must be perfection*

>>8924205
>Frank
>Give me a pork roll egg and cheese
>If you please
>On a kaiser bun

the morning of my first ever date with a girl I decided to have a fried egg for breakfast. it slipped off the spatula when I was removing it from the pan. being 16 and having used far too much oil I got hot oil in the face when it landed in the pan and I had to go the movies with red marks all over my face.

FUCK eggs.

>>8928235
i use olive oil sometimes coconut oil, vegan

>>8929685
How many chickens do you have?

Been thinking about getting a very small amount of chickens for the eggs.

>>8927937
Sour grapes, senpai.

>>8928280
You must like drain clogs.