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Alright cu/ck/s I just got kicked out off my friend's couch. I stole 2 cans of Bush baked beans but got no opener. I have 9.66 to last me until he leaves for vacation in 3 weeks. I can get back in his apartment and get whatever I need then.
What do i buy so i dont die guys, ive done this with the same amount but only for 2 days and im worried
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>>8915805
You can open a can with a knife. Google it.
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If you can find a way to cook rice, you'll be completely set.
Isn't wonderbread like $1 a loaf?
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>>8915805
>What do i buy so i dont die
A can opener?
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>>8915805
Wow so your friend was letting you stay on his couch for FREE and your reaction to being asked to leave was theft.
I honestly hope you get AIDs after you resort to sucking dick for ramen money. Neck yourself.
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Sell your phone for McChicken money.
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you can open a can by rubbing on cement until the metal lip gets sanded off
rice and dry beans will last you until then
if you are poor and homeless then GO TO A FOOD BANK
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>>8915805
just buy bread and butter dumbass
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Go get $9.66 worth of McDonalds as a last meal then kill yourself. You have failed at life.
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>>8915866
how is 9.66 all you have then?
you don't have a bank account?
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>>8915805
Get arrested. You'll get a bed, 3 meals a day, and anal sex
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Just transfer some money from your other account duh
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>>8915933
oh shit thanks bro, i forgot you could do that.
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>>8915805
you can't just go in when he leaves for work?
out of all the "/ck/ help me live on X for Y days!" this one seems pretty retarded
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