whats a food that will kill me painlessly

A gun sandwich

>>8912379
recipe?

>>8912375
Barbecued razor blades

>>8912379
fpbp

>>8912375
>whats a food that will kill me painlessly

A decent cheeseburger.

>>8912375
McDonald's
Are heart attacks painful?

>>8912481
Extremely painful

>>8912375
Marshmallow Peeps.

>>8912481
As painful as a heart attack as the saying goes

>>8912515
>painlessly

>>8912375
Blend some ghost peppers in a liquid of your choosing and drink it with a beer bong

>>8912375
if you really wanted to die you wouldn't care about how painful the method would be
'le ironic memes to hide my crippling depression' is the worst millenial meme along with black twitter

>>8912546
why dont you kill yourself if its so important to you?

For me, it's the mcchicken

>>8912551
I can't, I'll go to hell. Besides there's so much more shitposting to do.

Test

>>8912383
>Get gun.
>Insert bullet
>Rack slide.
>Add egg
>Pull trigger
>Season to taste.

>>8912546
i mean

if peoples whole reason of killing themselves is to end perceived suffering then wouldnt it only make sense to kill your self in the least painful way possible?

>>8912375
McD's

>>8912561
You can shitpost from hell, where do you think all the Mcchicken posters come from.

>>8912666
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>>8912375

White oleander tea.

Your heart will stop beating, you won't even feel it. Here's the reason why:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleandrin

>>8912375
3kg ground apple seeds

is fugu a painless death? I've heard you just go numb

>>8914424
You can just use cigarette smoke to destroy the toxins tho

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>>8912497

False morels?

>>8914447
I think you go into a coma, i assume thats painless

Buy alcohol and a shitload of clove. Put clove in bottle and let it sit for a while. Then drink it. In a concentrated dosage it can cause an heart attack

>>8914561

Fugu has a highly concentrated neurotoxin that causes paralysis of everything. You suffocate before your heart stops beating, but a coma isn't possible at all. The exciting part about eating fugu is that the sauces they serve with the fish, mimic the early affects of poison exposure ie: tingling lips, sweating swollen tongue/throat. Exhilarating to say the least, soft delicate flavor worth trying at least once in your life.

>>8914567
That's not painless at all. It's not even quick

>>8912375
>painlessly
Pussy. You don't actually want to die

>>8912375
Eat a few hundred apple seeds. The poison kills you quite quickly but can't really know if it's painless.

>>8912518
ive literally never heard or seen that "saying" until just now

>>8914624
Gotta chew/open the seed for maximum poisoning, cause all the good stuff is on the inside!

Eat two ounces of heroin

>>8912684
people who are driven to the point of wanting to kill themselves would probably be okay with experiencing a short and extreme amount of pain as opposed to prolonged suffering.

>>8912546
>I am retarded
If whar you said was even remotely true most people would die by stabbing themselves in the stomach instead of gunshot or hanging. Nobody wants to writhe in even more agony.

>>8914592
This. Painless suicide is for people afraid of death.

>>8914638
same

>>8912375

Anything American will kill you from obesity pretty sharpish

>>8912518
How bad does your area have to be for this to be a phrase.

>>8912684
No. People who are actually depressed and have suicidal thoughts feel nothing and want pain.
People with constant physical pain or an hero to get out of JUST situations like jail or alimony are the ones who most often choose painless suicide, according to the CDC.

>>8914374
Thank you for this

>>8914586
Kek