ITT: God-tier kitchen utilities

Magic soap won't stop me from stinking for the next 12 hours after eating garlic.

As far as other utilities go, a magnetic wall mounted knife strip is useful.

>>8910196
Or you could use salt and cold water, but hey waste your money.

Food mill, China cap, immersion blender and a good knife are mine.

File: Garlic Destroyer.jpg (133KB, 990x1130px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 990x1130px

>>8910196
Like mincing garlic by hand? NOBODY FUCKING DOES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

Introducing the Garlic Destroyer. Shove in some unconcentual garlic and just roll this bitch on your cutting board. HELLO...30 seconds later you have illegitimate minced garlic to add to your dish.

Kicker...it's only slightly larger than my nut sack and costs like 5 bucks you cock juggling thunder cunts.

>>8910240
Please go back

>>8910302
To the future?

>paying a mark up for some branded piece of stainless steel to rub on your hands

>>8910216
I've used it for several years so it's already worth the money I spent on it. Also works on my lunch tupperware, protein shaker and chopping board.

File: 1061.jpg (610KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 1500x1500px

>>8910196
Joke utensil thread? I can go for that.

File: reel-roasters-diagram.jpg (34KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 600x400px

>>8910396

It's not worth a single penny because simply touching any stainless steel object, like your sink, faucet, or a piece of flatware, will do the exact same thing.

>>8910240
are you the vulgar chef

File: 1473315567615.jpg (606KB, 456x628px) Image search: [Google]

606KB, 456x628px

>>8910240
>concentual

Do they not teach english in school anymore?

>>8910402
>joke utensil

apparently anon never been to a true Mexican restaurant where you use these to capture your flying tortillas

>>8911886
Mexican lacrosse is getting too hardcore for my tastes.

File: 20170216_173343.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>8910196
Fucking this. Who needs a godamn corn tortilla press you can buy for $5.00 when all we really want is a big floppy fat laden norteno flour tortilla?

>>8910196
That brand name sounds a bit anti-semitic. I'll take two.

>>8910240
hard to wash or nah?

>>8911976
Because fresh corn tortillas are god tier.
Store bought corn tortillas are an abomination to man.

File: download.jpg (7KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 259x194px

>>8910240

plebian

>>8911976
Sounds like your dumbass needs a Flatev

Only like $1200 bucks and 3 bucks per tortilla.

you stupid idiot.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1104354043/the-artisan-tortilla-maker

File: 449px-John_Cage_(1988).jpg (43KB, 449x599px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 449x599px

>>8912080
That looks like a plating you might pay $150 dollars for at one of the "tasting menu" restaurants. A John Cage special commemorating when he walked onstage and didn't play a single note. It'll be a hit with the flush hip bois and gals.

>>8911976
I have those plates. Target 2005 amiright?

>>8910196
you could literally use anything stainless steel and not have to buy that bullshit

>>8912126

That's an interesting interpretation of a basic kitchen tool. Tell me more.

>>8912126

that's.. just a tiny plate to put your spoons on and shit after stirring

File: 4309352.jpg (35KB, 500x449px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x449px

>>8912215

A trivet? No, its not a trivet.

It's a fucking garlic dish. It's a $5 ceramic dish for easily mincing garlic.

Retards

>>8912215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30AtS--or3A
no

>>8912174
Yep. It's the last one out of the fucking cheap piece of shit set. The rest just randomly broke. One time a plate simply broke while I was holding it. Fucking China.

File: 13209465.jpg (679KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

679KB, 3264x2448px

a hard working hispanic is the goat kitchen utility.

>>8912978
*Muslim

>>8912992
But hispanics don't wipe their poopy anuses with their bare hands

I got a few I guess.

giant chopping board
food scale
calculator that sticks to fridge.
whiteboard on fridge
lots of jars

I guess these would be the non essentials I use and appreciate the most.

>>8910202
>magnetic wall mounted knife strip
enjoy your bent knives faggioli

>>8910216
this guy knows what's up

>>8910240
leave

>>8912978
I take it back, THIS guy knows what's up. 10/10 dish pit too

File: Hilti-SF-10W-A18-Handle-650x432.jpg (72KB, 650x432px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 650x432px

I pity those who still peel their potatoes by hand like a bitch
https://youtu.be/2Xta1P-lXkM?t=74

File: Thereisareasonpeoplehatestevejobs.png (170KB, 768x384px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 768x384px

I really think this is the most essential kitchen appliance/tool. It's so versatile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE

File: 402577[1].jpg (47KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 1000x1000px

>>8912080
these work ok but I prefer one of these because its easier to get all the garlic off

>>8913378
I heard about this but I didn't know it was that stupid. Just fucking buy juice

>>8912010
Nah. The blades come out easy, that and it is small enough to fit in any utility drawer. It's a handy little device to the point where I actually kick myself for not thinking of it.

>>8912992
Spics are less likely to kill you though.

>>8914466
My parents bought one of those egg cutters. They're actually quite useful for not completely destroying a boiled egg when you're an idiot like me. I just want egg in my salad man

>>8914487
I use mine a lot. "Open" sandwiches are common here in Denmark and sliced egg is a nice topping.
I don't use the garlic press very much after I learned how to use a knife, but it does see some use still.

>>8913070
>enjoy your bent knives faggioli
What kind of garbage knives do you buy that can bend from a weak-ass magnet?

>>8914487
>>8914492
They're great for avocados as well. And soft fruits.

The garlic press is pretty much a joke.

>>8911955
Kek

>>8914749
and cooked potatos for potato salad