this is the most overrated cheese of all time
That's not cheddar.
>the only dish with moz is pizza
Why do americans do this?
It's hard to grate.
>>8908513
>sliced moz
>cherry tomatoes or decent in season tomatoes
>oregano
>olive oil
i'd say no op
>>8908524
Wrong faggot. There's also mozzarella sticks.
>>8908532
>oregano
>not basil
why? you have everything else that constitutes a caprese but instead of basil you put sand on it?
>>8908532
This shit is the best
(I don't know the brand, just the product idea)
>>8908513
yeah mozzarella is actually one of the blandest cheeses
basically can't be eaten by itself
Aren't you supposed to eat the entire thing in one day when it's fresh?
What else are you gonna put on your 'za faggot
>>8908619
side note
why do americans and american chefs still pronounce it or-egg-ano, it's or-ay-garno
Of course you plebs never had high quality mozzarella or even buffalo mozzarella but what you can expect from a bunch of teenage americans
I'm sorry boys, you don't know what you're missing
>>8908808
ah yes noone here has had buffalo mozzarella, readily available at any supermarket in the developed world
pull your head out of your arse
>>8908818
There's buffalo mozzarella and there's buffalo mozzarella anon, out of the 6 available to me locally only aldi supreme range mozerella come close to what I get in the med
I kind of agree. Mozz is somewhat bland until it browns up in the oven.
Still good stuff tho
>>8908629
>basically can't be eaten by itself
My ass. I buy like 2 pounds at the cheese shop and eat it plain.
>>8908532
Don't forget the balsamic vinegar.
>>8908524
>>8908542
Don't forget lasagna.
>>8910830
'no'
>>8908513
You say that, but then there's paneer.
>>8908796
au-tis-mo
If a fucking mozarella costs 1 dollar dont fucking buy it, idiots
>>8910881
SHIT
>>8908513
Did you froget what ricotta looks like OP?
>>8908524
pastas and soups can be topped with mozzarella
>>8910828
THIS
>>8908513
except for on pizza, melted mozzarella tastes absolutely disgusting to me
The first time I tried it to see what the fuzz is about I was let down.
Then once in Italy I had a real one, made freshly that day and it's one of my favorite things since.
nothing triggers me more than those gay threads
>>8911056
ricotta is not cheese
>>8911451
since when?
did they re-classify it like they did with pluto?
Mozz is a good pleb filter if you need to get a glimpse of who someone is. If they use mass produced shit made in a factory you know they have shit taste
>>8908513
>not American cheese
>not literal processed plastic pressed between more sheets of plastic
>>8912973
i doubt anyone thinkgs of "american cheese" as an actual cheese.
I only buy it in the summer to make pic related
Except I'm a heretic so I cube everything and toss it like a salad, rather than neatly layering slices.
But I'm not such a heretic as to defile it with balsamic vinegar, let alone the corn syrup, white vinegar, and caramel coloring that passes for 'balsamic' in the states.
>>8910881
If you're a dirty fucken paki maybe
>>8913796
caprese might be the #1 dish in taste/work required ratio.
>>8908530
Put in freezer for 10 minutes
Is there a cheese that's like mozerella but with a stronger taste?
>>8914008
Yes
Abadobbibomi it's Greek and it's the next pizza meme cheese.
>>8914049
>pizza meme cheese
What cheese do you put on pizza that is not a meme?
>>8914049
I don't eat pizza, I'm not American or fat.
>>8914049
you sure about that chief?
never heard of that cheese and google got 0 hits.
>>8914123
Well played, sir! I thought it sounded fake so I'm glad you cheked.
>>8908513
Brined, smoked buffalo mozzarella is God tier.
>>8908532
you forgot the balsamic vinegar and it's supposed to be basil not oregano
>>8914123
I almost looked it up too, even though it sounds like Fred Flinstone named it
>>8914153
>basil not oregano
Yep
> balsamic vinegar
1. That's probably not balsamic you're using, it's likely a mixture of white or red-wine vinegar, corn syrup, caramel coloring, and artificial flavoring
2. Either way it does not belong in caprese
>>8908532
>oregano
kill yourself
That's not american cheese
>>8914123
It's a new cheese, the milk of desperate displaced refugees.
>>8908532
>these americans thinking oregano only comes in dried form
>>8908513
Been eating this with a slice of tomato, pretty good. Any other easy combinations with mozz?
could go for some caprese salad rn
>>8913796
now THAT is some authentic 'za!
WA LA!
>>8914565
>this retard thinks that oregano is acceptable on a caprese salad regardless if it's dry or not
Smoked cheeses are the best cheeses on this earth and every last one of you faggots knows it, deep down
>>8908513
if you want a better version of mozzerella try scamorza. also just as awesome on pizza, and better by itself.
>>8908513
can anyone tell me why leaving leftover caprese salad makes the cheese all weird and grainy after a day or so? something to do with the vinegar or what?
>>8908513
Does that go on anything other than pizza?
>>8908513
Rags
Agreed it has no taste. I do love mozzarella sticks though.
>>8914236
American cheese is the only cheese that tastes good om burgers.
>>8915532
Cheddar. Swiss. Pepper jack. Muenster.
Try again.
>>8908519
Came here to post this. FPBP.
>>8913796
while I would agree that many if not most balsamic vinegars you will find in the average US grocery store are terrible, you can buy pic related for about $12.00 and it last me a long time.
>>8913796
>not lightly drizzling it with your 100 year aged balsamic imported from Italy
anything american
>>8915604
Probably the best you can buy here, but having travelled to Italy and tasted the real stuff, it's shit. Use the internet and get a decent balsalmic if you want to impress a specific golddigging wench.
>>8908524
We put them on sandwiches too.
>>8908513
Where is it overrated? No one in my state ever has it in their cart or fridge. I buy it a few times a month. Good for pizza.
>>8915900
Its the most consumed cheese in America
>>8913796
I tried to like balsamic vinegar. It looks awesome on some things and it has some appeal to me as being a condiment option, but I just don't like the taste enough.
Lemme figure out something to complain about like a stupid cunt and get back to you. We all need something stupid to complain about because we're miserable depressed fuck ups, so I'll get right on that.
>>8915620
balsamic shitfiddler is wayyy to sweet for a caprese salad. You fucking people who use it in salad are the reason people don't eat enough greens. Get 10% vinegar for your salad dressing, screw this barrel aged desert garbage.
>>8908513
People saying it's bland are correct but for some reason it's still the nicest cheese. Makes no sense to me but that's just the way it is.
I bought some gouda today
Is there literally any difference between it and edam?
>>8915903
Well, wouldn't overrated mean its more glorified than its consumed? If its the most consumed cheese, then it seems its rightfully rated highly.
>>8916017
No, overrated means it is glorified more than it deserves.
>>8916021
But if its the most consumed cheese, it seems the glorification is justified, thus the rating is as well.
>>8915903
Like he said, it's good for pizza. Dumbass.
>>8908513
It's actually good when fresh made "naturally"....otherwise it is complete shit. I've only found one brand in the past 10 years in a grocery store that comes close to the quality of fresh/natural mozz and it was like 30 bucks a pound
>>8914008
White cheddar
>>8913796
I went to a restaurant that served this with the best tomato and mozzarella cheese. I'm trying to recreate it but cannot...their tomato was sooo good
>>8908796
>or-ay-gun-oh
Hope that clarified any confusion
At certain grocery stores they have this Buffalo Mozzarella that's the most delicious shit ever conceived.
Don't eat more than one ball at a time tho, it'll make you real sick
>>8910828
best shit ever
>>8916458
Where u find dis
>>8918163
Usually costco, although I think wholefoods might sell them
>>8914565
I'm American and grow my own oregano. What now, Yurop?
>>8908513
>not burrata
>>8918496
>being american and using so much fresh oregano I grow it as a living mulch in my flower beds (pic related)
Top that yuropoors and wannabee amerilard oregano feeders.
>>8918743
dried oregano is better though
>>8908513
Mozzeralla is good but it mostly needs something else
I want to say cheddar but really good cheddar is REALLY good. Maybe american? But I feel nobody actually likes that and just eats it because it's there
>>8912961
ricotta is a dwarf cheese
>>8912969
Or they budget differently, Sir Baron von Fuckface
For me its the ezcheese
>>8908513
It's great in salads. For any Americans reading:
salad
ˈsaləd/
noun
a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.
"a green salad"
>>8910830
God damnit, this is the best looking lasagna I've ever seen. I'm so fucking hungry jesus christ
>>8918743
Dry it, grind it, and sell it at your local hs as some dank koosh
>>8918907
oh haha I like this post.
I was confused at first as to why you gay a dictionary definition but then I realised what the joke was.
>>8908513
It's this more up your alley Chip?