>fold in, gently

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>Step 5. Enjoy!

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>don't over mix

>Blend until thoroughly blended.

>bake until golden brown

i approve of this thread. more please

>don't stick your dick in crazy

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>>8903441

>season to your liking

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>season the pan

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>(optional)

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Salt and pepper to taste

>lightly glaze until glazed

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>>8903441
>heat to a gentle boil

>just a BIT of olive oil

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>stir until mixed

>I followed the recipe to the T but with a twist

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>sprinkle generously

>>8903658
Terrific post

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>let stand for [x] minutes

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>marinate in fridge for 60 minutes
>for best results marinate overnight

>>8903441

>cook until fragrant

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>careful, dish may be hot!

>frogposters, the scum of earth

I love memes

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>15 minute recipe
>requires overnight prep

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>cook

>eating meat

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>hubby's famous recipe

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>(use carrots if you don't have any apples)

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>let the knife do the work

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>eat

>>8904563
You're not very good at this.
Lurk moar.

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>220C for x minutes or 175C for y minutes

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>leave to chill for at least 30 minutes

What the fuck is this, the thread for autists who can't follow a recipe without it being written by a technical writer?

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>bake until golden brown

>boiled until pasta is all dented

>>8905331
>everything I don't like is autism

Can you guys give this dude another three days to think? He won't shut the fuck up.

>>8904584
I don't see the issue. Stop being mean to him anon

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ITT: dumb weebs and frogposters who can't cook

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>bake until done

>put <exact measure> of olive oil in the pan

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>mix until mixed

>>8905876
>add <some high number> tablespoons of water

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>and please, don't use the stuff in the plastic lemon

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>Add flour as needed


The fuck i need the recipe then!?

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>Separate egg white and yolk
>Beat egg whites, add yolk, then continue beating

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>season to taste

FUCKING TELL ME THE CORRECT SPICES AND AMOUNTS YOU FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE THAT SHIT MYSELF I'M NOT A COOK

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>And don't forget, a dash of love!

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>Salt to taste

>>8907195
>giving you room for your opinion
>is a bad thing

Anon, c'mon

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>"add 3 and a half tablespoons of sugar"
>add 4 instead

Devilish

>meringue
>"separate egg whites from the yolks and beat the whites"
>leave in the yolks instead
i sure showed them

>>8903441
What's wrong? Can't follow simple instructions because of your huge monster hands?

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>"Add three teaspoons of oil"
>clearly uses more than that

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>let cool for 20 minutes

>>8904025
dumb and so are you

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>serves two, so grab a date!

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>ingredients: breast milk

>>8907129
name 5 recipes where this happens

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>sprinkle on top

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>mix about 50 strokes
>DO NOT OVERMIX

>>8904529
Things I'm going to do to Hubby once I find that bastard...

you know most of this stuff exists because of specific instances where retarded people found a way to fuck shit up

all yall pricks have been guilty of this at one time now you wanna act like its annoying that someone writes a recipe your dumb asses prolly woulda fucked up when you were newbies

can this board possibly get more pretentious

>>8908069
No one is really complaining all that much. It's a fucking meme you sensitive little bitch boy.

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>flip halfway thru baking

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>one lug of olive oil

>>8903441
The moderation here sucks.

>>8910485
They'll ban you if you tell them this.

>>8903441
whatchu makin' boy?

what sauce is that?

Why are pepe images deleted? Are they not allowed here?

>>8911110
Pepe is "love" according to the creator.

>whisk gently

>>8911110

because mods are faggot sjws prolly

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> prepare a béchamel sauce and serve