Sonic

>>8902848
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>8902848
>Move to Hawaii for work
>4000 miles from the nearest Sonic
It hurts to live.

>>8902848
Because only certain places cater to fat useless fucking autists

>move to washington from arkansas
>not a single sonic in the state
>can't get value nuggies and giant vanilla cokes

it's not fair

The only stuff I get from sonic are the chili dogs, the mozzarella stocks, and occasionally a hpt fudge sundae. I literally never buy one of their deals. Are the 50 cent corn dog days worth it?

>>8903063
>move to washington
>arguably the best place in the US to hunt, fish and gather wild vegetables
>bitches because they don't have _____(((fastfood name))).

Really? Wow!

>>8903063
You have to go back.

>>8902848
I like the ocean water and cherry limeaids

The drinks/sweets are great, but the regular food sucks and they put way too much fucking ice in the drinks

>>8903131
How do you get internet in your log cabin?

If Sonic had a real happy hour, with a bar and alcoholic drinks, and Sonic food, would you go?

>>8903496
dive bars usually make better food than sonic so no

>>8903494
Carefully, very carefully.

>>8903063
Yes there is. Google "sonic in WA" you tremendous moron.

>>8903769
2 Sonic's opened in my area in less than a year
T. Olympia

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>>8902848
Steak and Shake has $1 happy hour between 2 and 5 am and pm.

>>8902848
When Sonic opened up in my town I was pretty hyped to try it . I ordered some burger combo with a slushie. Things were going pretty well untill about halfway through my burger I bit into something really hard the stabbed into my gums. Pull out a fucking metal cog from my mouth ,throw the rest of the food away and never go to shit Sonic again

>>8903794
Never had a problem with metal in my food but Sonic's food is in general really terrible.
Only good thing to get there is their ice cream and slushies.

>>8903805
Ice """""cream"""""

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>>8902848
Blue coconut is the best

>>8903131
>Implying Arkansas doesn't have God-tier hunting/gathering