ITT: Perfect second breakfast meals

Sometimes I see threads and ask myself why I am still alive.

This doesn't work. And I don't mean in the "so much sugar and fat, do Americans really do this?" way. The funnel cake is going to be a soggy disgusting mess by the time you get through the ice cream. On top of that, funnel cake doesn't really have the strength to pick up the ice cream, so you can't just rip a piece off with the ice cream on top like dip on a chip.

If you're going to eat like a gluttonous pig, you might as well go all out. But it still needs to be a good combo to eat. Plus chocolate syrup doesn't go with it at all.

>>8899924
the trick is to share it with your friends

>>8899903
Inertia, most likely.

do americans really eat this for breakfast?

>>8899948
It's a property of matter.

>>8899957
second breakfast* senpai

>>8899957
>>8899991
Why can't yurocucks read?

>>8899957
This is pretty much every meal

>>8899957
I usually only eat funnel cake ice cream sundaes on the weekend. Flyovers probably have it more often though.

>>8899924
>use fork/spoon to scoop some funnel cake and ice-cream together for a bite
woooooow so impossible

also, it's obviously a double serving