Which fast food establishment has the best creepypasta?

>>8899628
>AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE

>>8899628
>But then who was fry cook?

I don't go on /x/, but is most of their stuff retarded Zelda horror shit?

>>8899687
i go on /x/

no

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>>8899628
I love McDonalds! They make the best fast food! My favorite is the McChicken.

>>8899999
Wasted get

@8899999
haha

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>>8899628
I don't know, but I know which has the worst (>>8899628)

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>>8899725

>>8899999
Didn't read the thread, but I saw someone deprive you of a (You) while scrolling, and that just ain't right. So here's one from me.

>>8899628
what a shitty creepypasta. not even shitty in the funny sense, just mediocre and incompetent
>writing style is trash
>why didn't they get the fuck out of there
>why the fuck did they still want food after seeing the corpses
>how the fuck was the main hero able to build a time bomb out of a random bomb and a lighter
>random chainsaw murderer I guess

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>>8899628

>I didnt even have time eat fries

>>8899628
>problem: you're running out of gas
>solution: park somewhere to give your car a rest
What the fuck.
>problem: the door to the McDonald's is locked and there's noone inside
>solution: break into the McDonald's using a gun
Jesus.
>problem: the McD's is full of corpses and blood
>solution: go to the kitchen to grab a bite
I'm not reading any more of that.

>>8899628
> im 14 and this is deep

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>>8901530
>>8901548
>>8901576

>>8899628
They still went in for food despite seeing mangled corpses everywhere

>>8901659
i miss kenny vs spenny