/yolks only/

yeah.. whites make me puke and shit at the same time

>>8899032
>>8899035
You sound like a couple of bitches who don't suck dick and swallow.

The worst is having to use so many eggs when making scrambled. I have to use like a dozen yolks just to get enough.

>>8899032
But splooge is the best part of sucking dick.

I eat sunny side up eggs every morning and while I don't exactly love the whites I feel its a waste just to throw them out so I just put some ketchup or hot sauce on them bitches
no waste and fills me up more

>>8899032
>Egg whites are too much like splooge
If your splooge looks like raw egg whites you should go see a doctor.

>>8899032
the white part is edible?

>>8899032
I'm the opposite. Whites only.

Yolks are the splooge what are you talking about

I actually completely agree OP and enjoy frying my eggs sunny side up, slurping the yolk and discarding the rest.

>>8899032
>Egg whites are too much like splooge, so I only eat yolks in all my eggs dishes
sounds like some oversensitive repressed fag, like you're literally so obsessed with thinking about cocks and cum that you can't eat fucking eggs?
they're not even spoogey after they're cooked
do you get triggered by bananas and hotdogs?
does milk and vanilla pudding make you start ranting about all those fags trying to convert you?

well...the whites are placenta or some bs while the yolk is animal meat.

I underatand, but prefer to just crack the shell and call it good.

>>8899032
I used to hate whites too when I was 5.

>>8899032
eat eggs as a french toast. The aroma... the colour... yea

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>>8899963
>separate yolk
>mix whites with spices
>whites in pan, yolk back on top of whites

perfectly placed yolk every time, and spiced whites.

>>8899032
>So who here /yolks only/?
When I make Icecream, it's yolks only.
I save the egg whites and freeze them in an ice-cube tray. Then I make a Bourne-villain omelette on the weekends (egg whites, fetta, pickled peppers, a little pepper, I like to toss over a little parmesan sometimes).

>>8899114
At most you should be using 4 since yolks are like half the egg, you fat fucking piece of dog shit.

joe rogan supports this message

>>8901265
oh no he doesn't. Joe prefers his eggs with both the whites and yolks, swimming in fat and tinted water.

>>8901335
and somehow both undercooked and overcooked

>eating a chicken's menstrual period
>waaahhh the white part is like splooge

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>>8901240
Oh yes, at 125lbs I'm a real lardass.

>>8901465
Throw some canned jalapenos on them and you've got a meal.

>>8901483
#healthyasfuck

>>8901486
I just got it! The water surrounding all his food is the liquid from the can of jalapenos. It all makes sense now.

Still gross as fuck.

can you fry just the yolk?

>>8902630
Sure! Difficult to flip though.