find a flaw

>>8898467
It's not being shoved up my ass at this very moment.

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>not a picture of Asuka

haha wow you fucked up again op you fuckup

>>8898467
I don't mean to be a stickler but I think it needs more pepperoni

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ditch it like the nigger child it is

>>8898467
What the funk is that?!
Burnt pankake?

>>8898862
It's the new Starbucks frozen pizza. Wash it down with a tasty unicorn frappuccino.

>>8898467
yum

>>8898467
What good is a frissbee that breaks when you throw it?

>>8898862
Looks like a burnt totinos party pizza to me

>>8898467
Looks like bathroom tile in the background. Are you seriously eating your dinner in the shitter?

>>8899325
>not having an oven in your bathroom
What are you, twelve?

>>8898467
Mämmi comes in cookie form?

>>8899224
I was thinking red Baron

>>8898862
Well done steak

>>8898966
Underrated post

>>8898467
I cant. that looks like a flawlessly cooked well done steak.

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>be several years ago
>come home from bar wasted drunk
>toss frozen pizza in oven
>lay down in bed
>get woken up by fire alarm
>stumble through the smokey haze and yank it off the wall
>remove the battery
>go back to bed
>wake up sober-er next morning
>apartment is very warm
>thick cloud of smoke
>freak out and run to turn off VERY hot oven
>pizza has transformed into a hockey puck
>have to open every window in apartment to get smoke out
>have to wash all clothes and soak all fabrics in febreeze
>have to scrub yellow stain off every surface/wall/ceiling
>have to literally bleach some spots around oven
>oven permanently stained brown

One of the many amusing anecdotes that reminds me of how happy I am that I don't drink anymore.

>>8898467
>find a flaw
you made a thread

>>8899849
>not heating individual slices in the stove
Your fault man.

>>8899849
>One of the many amusing anecdotes that reminds me of how happy I am that I don't drink anymore.

Do you drink any less?

>>8898467
>find a flaw
It appears to be pure carbon - but isn't a diamond