What does /ck/ like to do with their bagels?

i like to eat them

>>8894151
Fuck em, that slight stickiness really does it for me.

>>8894151
I'm pretty purist when it comes to bagels. If I'm eating an "everything" bagel, I'll put chive and onion cream cheese on it. If I'm eating a plain bagel, I'll put plain cream cheese on it and some fresh berries. Sometimes I just like them with butter. Occasionally, I'll put cottage cheese on them. That's about it.

Sniff it lick it stick my wiener in it.

toast them, put peanut butter on them, and/or eat them plain.

weirdest thing was using a cinnamon sugar bagel for a egg, sausage, and cheese breakfastwich.

>>8894194
>Breakfastwich
I'm going to murder you for saying the gayest thing ever.

>>8894203
looks like you've used it too. might as well start w/ yourself. also, breakfastwich.

>>8894151
>Toast them
>Put butter and garlic salt on them
>Toast again until I hear the butter sizzling
>Put cream cheese with chives on

then it goes one of two ways

>A few dabs of Tapatio, which is spread around evenly

or

>thin sliced purple onion
>bread and butter pickle chips, sliced into a kind of relish
>smoked salmon

Cream cheese, salmon, slices of cucumber, scallions.

I haven't done this in years but it was a great treat when I was younger:

>Lightly toast bagel
>Spread a ton of butter on each face
>Cover the buttered faces with granulated sugar. Dont use too much or it wont melt properly.
>Broil in a toaster oven until the sugar is somewhat melted and bubbly, making sure exposed edges dont burn

Super unhealthy since it's basically carbs+fat+carbs, but I remember loving the taste. Would probably think it's oversweet now though

>>8894151
test

my mom eats them with cheez wiz and some kind of stinky canned fish with bones in it

she's a monster

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

capers, dill schmear and bacon bits

>>8894234
>bread and butter pickle chips
You have shit taste.

>>8894477
Yes hello.

>>8894191
>>8894488
lol'ed hard

>>8894522
And you're a sperg who only likes McD's/Subway's pickles

>>8894151
Giving it as a last meal ,just before i kick that hook nosed fucker into the oven

cod liver

>>8894151

>Onion bagel
>Toast it
>Herb cream cheese
>Smoked sockeye salmon lox
>Red onion
>Capers
>Dill
>Few chives
>Tiny drizzle of lemon juice over it

wa la a meal fit for a king

>>8894547

are you 12?

I make em like ops pic, but with artisanal tomatoes.

>>8895684
This is the heebiest breakfast ever but goddamn does it taste good. Good on ya Schlomo