How does /ck/ take their steak?

>>8893840
covered in semen and inserted into my anus

>>8895184
was gonna say this but got here too late

>>8893840
bloody, in my mouth.

>>8893840
If it's not still mooing when it's brought to me, it's overcooked.

Small penis men prefer rare or medium rare

Big penis men prefer well done

>>8895204
never understood the big penis meme. like who wants to pound her cervix. girls hate that. it hurts. also they orgasm when you lick their clit, not through sex.

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Medium-rare master race.

>>8895211
>never understood the big penis meme

Of course you don't lol

Medium-rare, but medium is acceptable. That said, the only doneness levels I refuse to eat are blue rare and burnt into a piece of leather armor ultra well done.

>>8893840
Rare/medium-rare depending on the cut.

>>8895211
They orgasm harder if you also stick your fingers in her and press on the gspot as you lick her clit, drives them crazy.

Tofu

>>8893840
Blue rare with mashed potatoes and a leafy vegatable, usually brusselsprouts.

>>8895253
noted. also who cares. girls belong in the kitchen.

medium if i have zero faith in the cleanliness of the establishment

medium-rare if friends house who is semi-competent

rare if i'm making it