Why doesn't the Trix Rabbit just buy a box of cereal instead of coming up with all these hair-brained schemes to steal it? If he can afford disguises and burglar's tools, surely he can spend five bucks on a box of cereal.
Also, his face is on the carton, so presumably he works for the company, so shouldnt he get free cereal?
The kids don't buy it either. They get it from their parents. Why? Because they're fucking kids, and have no personal source of income as well as little to no sense of money.
So why doesn't the rabbit buy the cereal? Because he's a fucking rabbit, and has no personal source of income as well as little to no sense of money.
>the company uses his image so he works for the company
I bet they did that without his permission. He could probably sue, if he wasn't a fucking rabbit. Or they used a different rabbit.
>>8891981
Lets discuss the Hamburgler instead.
i used to feed my bunrab trix just to stick it to the man
that bunrab died and i don't buy trix anymore but here's my current bunrab for posterity
>>8892018
Your bunrab looks dumb but in a cute way. I hope it has a healthy and happy life.
>>8891981
It's a metaphor for child molestation.
>>8892028
she's super dumb
>>8891981
Jesus, she's ugly.
>>8892018
awww cute fluffy bunbuns
>>8892028
Come on dumbass. This piece of shit feeds his animal trix. Totally gonna live a healthy live. Preschool must be hard faggot
>>8891981
>HARE-brained schemes
Exactly.
>>8892047
Incorrect, thank you for trying
>>8892059
I thought it was hairbrained, as in his hair follicles got backed up.and his skull got filled with hair, leaving less room for neurons.
>>8892073
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/harebrained
>>8892080
The discionary is wrong. This is the Mandela effect. In MY timeline, it's hair-brained.
>>8892092
God damnit
>>8892058
>I can't read
You go back to preschool.
The bun he fed trix to died.
>>8892092
>discionary
IN MY TIMELINE ITS DICTIONARY
>>8892063
Her face is either love it or hate it depending on the film, but holy Jesus is her ass divine.
>>8892121
Literally who?
>>8892096
>>I can't read
Yeah you can't.
>>he fed trix to died
Can't type either.
Good try though
>>8892138
>Literally who?
>>8891981
Trix = Tricks = (((Trix Rabbit)))
>>8891981
Trix are for kids. They don't sell them to rabbits
>>8891981
socioeconomic disparity
>>8892103
From my point of view it's IT'S
>>8892121
Who is it and what does her ass look like? PLS RESPOND
>>8895750
Emma Stone.
>>8895750
Marianne Giabolis, and her ass looks like two hams doing the bachata.
>>8891981
I would die a happy man if she sat on my face.
>>8897239
This ass?
>>8892047
You shut your whore mouth.
>>8891981
He tried once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54rfkksxBo
>>8891981
>Why doesn't the Trix Rabbit just buy a box of cereal
Because he isn't real, you silly-willy.
>>8891981
because he is mentally ill
he DID try buying a box of his cereal once and learned that it wasnt just dumbass kids keeping him from enjoying a bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngx1nvvJ2gg
>>8891981
cute froggo