Am I just a fucking weirdo???

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what the fuck is wrong with you

Pure speculation, but couldn't you pretty much just mix cream, sugar, and flavorings?

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your local microburgery

>>8891757
t. literal child

>>8891757
>make vanilla ice cream custard base (do not try to substitute pudding, you need to make a real ice cream custard)
>chill
>stir in whatever fillings you usually like in your ice cream (making sure the bits are small enough)
>pour in a mug and drink with a straw

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>>8891757

Yeah, you're weird.

That being said, this is what you're looking for

Yoghurt

>>8891757
Dude just make a milkshake like a normal human being.

>>8891757
you mean a fucking milkshake?

>>8891757
That's called fucking milkshake

>>8891757
>Where can I buy unfrozen "ice" cream?
You can actually buy it in the same place as frozen ice cream, it just comes frozen for convenience in transporting to your home. Once at home, it will quickly thaw for your consumption. Store in the fridge between uses.

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>>8891764
/ck/ is pretty easily trolled.

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>>8891757
>wasting bluebell

>>8895517
(you)

>>8891757
Protip: if you microwave the spoon instead of the ice cream, it will be easier to scoop without affecting the taste.

>>8891757
Why not store your ice cream in the pantry