What did they mean by this?

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>not eating only purely ionized foods

enjoy your permanently off-balance chi, faggot

I bet you don't activate your almonds... baka tbqh senpai

>2017
>not activating your almonds
>not ionizing your pancakes
>not using pink Himalayan or Celtic salt
What are you, some kind of stone age reject?

Sounds like a great way to consume airborne pollutants, maybe the nu-health bullshit is switching into natural selection mode

>>8886066
>What did they mean by this?
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They're braindead

>>8886249
>projecting

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Can I ionize my activated almonds? Am I poisoning myself if my activated food isn't ionized?

>>8886316
>a fool in a house of mirrors

>>8886859

Not ionizing your food means you're constantly at a lower level of neural activity than everyone else since impulses rely on electrical activity. It's basically nature's nootropic, and significantly increases brain function as well as overall cognitive ability.

>not ionizing your pancakes or alkalizing your water
I bet you faggots eat gluten too.

>>8887742
This is like some bizarro version of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law, except instead of the science fiction being indistinguishable from magic, it's indistinguishable from bullshit.

I take showers to de-ionize myself instead.
Can't sleep well with static all over my butt and heart wools.
This is probably why you neets are so depressed, no de-ionizing showers every day.