Webm thread

>>8883524
watching this made me repeatedly mutter "no" to myself

i cant imagine this being good at all.

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It's about to get beautiful in here

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>>8883648
Why did she start waving her head around like a retard?

Business idea: let's post the same tired old shit and pretend like somebody gives a fuck

>>8884114
I give a fuck :(

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>>8884114
Brilliant

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>>8884203

>>8884202
>>8884203
>>8884211

40

YEARS

SAMURAI

TRAINING

>>8883563
Jesus christ just kill it before you take it apart, gooks should be nuked

>>8884105
Turkish BBQ, not even once.

>>8884260
Did you see a head on that fish? How much more dead do you want something than decapitated?

>>8884260
It's just the nerves. It's dead.

>>8883524
They should do that with pineapple

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>>8884260
>meat comes from the store
>I don't eat stuff that's alive when you kill it
whitepeople.exe

>>8883546
He's pretty good despite his parkinson's.

>>8883546
Kramer didn't retired i see.

>>8883563

>Wiggling around, bruising and tearing the flesh while filleting.

>Cut so fresh from death, spending no time to bleed out the fish. Going to taste fishy and have a huge bloodline

It's going to taste like shit garunteed.

>>8883554
Totally this!

>>8884260
Do you think the brain inside the decapitated head is receiving telepathic pain signals?

>>8884451
From everything I've been reading about fish lately, absolutely.

>>8883546
Why's he moving like a spastic

>>8884260
Fucking retarded idiot

>>8884101
Literally what the fuck is that supposed to be

>>8884244
Disgusting

>>8883648
italian spider man

>>8883556
That'll be $22.95

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>>8884244
>Watching the skinned and disemboweled frog writhing on the plate
Switched to a plant-based diet for health reasons, but webms like this make me realize there are also fringe benfits as well.

>>8884545
>>8884480
How do people as dumb as you exist, its fucking dead, the nerves are just being triggered by the salt

>>8884599
>salting your knife

>>8884714
why does it always end with grated cheese?

>>8884105
I see nothing wrong with this

>>8884105
because she is wearing a mic and people act retarded infront of cameras

>>8884159
RAW

>>8883546
listening to some hip hop with some scratchin turntables got me giggling pretty hard.

>>8884248
#efficiency

>>8884244
1. why not kill it
2. why eat it raw
3. why why why why why

>>8884244
2 nukes wasn't enuf

>>8884599
>it's actually dead, it's just exhibiting biological activity

Are you saying it gave up the ghost or something?

>>8884248

>automatic chicken herder designed to be as gentle as possible before the slaughter

Bleeding hearts unite.

>>8885159
are chickens actually dead when you cut the heads off and they still run around?

>>8885176
dead is definied by no brain activity, so id say yes.

>>8884248
;____;

>>8884248
That is so mesmerizing to watch. Love this kind of stuff

>>8885391

At first it is great then it just gets worse and worse

>>8884248
weeeeeeeee

>>8885391
Could have fit way more in there

>>8885560
those look like the cakes Lex Luthor stole

>>8885582
This has been posted before, newfag.

Today on How It's Made...

>>8885594
No shit sherlock homo. All of them have been.

>>8885600
Oh I see.
Seems kind of pointless then, what's the purpose of posting the same things over and over?

>>8885602
It's just what we do.

>>8885606
Each to their own.

>>8884202
>>8884203
>>8884211
>Michelin starred from selling raw fish and rice
Should he even be considered a chef?

>>8883648
>yea ill have a large pie with extra shrimp, and black olives and cabbage please

>>8883524
>hehe I've decided not to eat wheat products even though its done just fine for literally billions of other humans for 11 thousand years, but I still want pizza >:( >:( >:( I'll just put low grade cheese, sauce and pepperoni on a watermelon instead <:) <:) <:) Take that, white people!!!! teehee

>>8885591
lmao

>>8885645
>Take that, white people
are you implying that it isnt these vegan vagina mother fucking faggots arent the ones who are white?
fucking kill yourself you retarded faggot /pol/ poster

>>8885645
the webm is very obviously a joke

>>8885672
Have you ever met a vegan? They are all always white people who complain about other white people.

>>8885672
>everythingIdontlikeispol.jpeg

Go back to plebbit.

>>8885591
this is actually awesome. feral hogs are a huge, huge, huge pest problem in the US. they cause a lot of property damage and carry just about every parasite you can think of.

>>8885674
>They are all always white people who complain about other white people.
well i guess you could say that
but the idea of a non-white vegan or vegetarian in the new world offends me
veganism and vegetarianism is for people with privilege.... white privilege

>>8885687
yes it is. to specify most of the feral hogs are in the southern states

>>8885655
>lmao
You've got to go back.

>>8885686
>everything i don like is reddit
>hur dur dot jaypeg dot pee en gee lol i belong
k

>>8885692
>white privilege
fuck you. go back to plebbit

>>8885626

I ate there while I was in Japan and I can easily say that I've had better sushi in American gas stations.

The Jiro documentary is just a sales piece done by an investor that has financially backed Jiro and kept him in business.

Jiro's business partner is so far up his ass. They don't interview a single unbiased person in the entire documentary. It's just weeboo wet dream cinematography.

Who needs to learn how to make rice for 10 years? Retards. That's who.

I give the place 6/10 if price isn't factored in. After you factor in price it's literally 2/10 - would never eat again.

>>8883546
He picks his nose at 8 seconds.

>>8884457
I'm pretty sure he's actually a spastic

>>8885591
Seems like a decent way of exterminating the vermin. Probably a bit expensive though.

>>8884202
>>8884203
>>8884211
>muh fish

>>8885701
>only redditors hate white faggots and white faggotry
you seem upset, little guy

>>8884505
lost

>>8884101
Onions, garlic, apples, sauerkraut?

>>8884105

Why does that pretty girl keep slicing my steak for me? Does she think I am one of her 4 year olds?

>>8884159
>that egg texture
Incorrect.

>>8883546

That's not even impressive, he just looks like he's got the shakes because he went on a week long crack binge and then quit cold turkey.

>>8885591
>that one little baby piggie that gets its head stuck under the fence
Rip

>>8883556

That looks like absolute shit and definitely would taste bland as fuck.

>>8885495
my kids wouldn't be allowed to hang out with you

>>8885888

That's what he gets for being the fastest.

>>8886064
Too bad carrots are way too sweet for anything other than desserts.

>>8884320
bay leaves literally grow from trees tho

>>8886082
like off a tree?

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>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>8885560
ooh yeah baby brand those buns

>>8886122
This is what the machines will do to us

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>>8886181
omg is this real ??

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>>8886185

Welcome to the desert of the real.

>>8886172
exsept will be alibe o,O sppopy

>>8885899
>bleu cheese
>bland

Why do you feel you can criticize things if your only knowledge of cheese is Kraft singles?

>>8886077
No they're fucking not

>>8884101
Your OC is trash, you fat fuck.

>>8886185
yup. its real. its pretty spooky seeing all those cameras looking at the right place at the right time.

>>8886185
>omg are you serious ??
of course it's not real jeez

>>8885594
>calling someone a newfag
>thinks all of the other webms are new content

Fresh from Reddit, eh?

>>8886077
Same with flour. Way too sweet for much of anything.

>>8883567
how many people lose hands doing this?

>>8885888
if it's any consolation they shot his parents and all his friends just hours later

>>8884320
bay leaves are inedible though you can easily choke on that

>>8886259

That's pretty neat

>>8885888
>>8886290
the only real solace is in knowing that these were fascist nazi pigs

>>8886181
>Women in a professional kitchen

>>8886323
>we dont get to see her eat the ice cream
literally the best part and you blew it

>>8886219

>bleu

Fuck off, Amerifat. I know enough to realize that the small chunk of blue cheese in an unseasoned pool of heavy cream will barely make a difference.

Your national pasta dish is the most bland shit imaginable.

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>>8886361

>>8886361
>Your national pasta dish
wtf are you even talking about? kek you seem way too angry about this.... is there something wrong in your life bro? hahahaha

>>8884105

yeah slap that knife and daintily sprinkle that salt

>>8886375
to be fair its also canadians and aussies and literally everyone knows english now so you can never really tell whos talking shit
but yeah just change "eurofaggots" to "foreignfaggots"

>>8886074
what, eating the big mac by itself was too much fucking work?

>>8886426
who wouldn't want big Mac ice cream with nuggets on top.......

>>8886456
mmmmm garbage pail stew, my favorite

>>8884320
>whitepeople.exe
no civilizedpeople.exe

>>8883644
That's a big fish

>>8886034
I'm convinced she doesn't have a lower body and the remnant of her tummy stump is pipe connected to the toilet

>>8886259
How does that work

>>8885093
>he manages to set it on fire
e v e r y t i m e

>>8885391
what the fuck that got worse and worse
it was FINE on the first step

>>8886077
what
are you retarded?

>>8884244
I've seen some fucked up shit in my life. But that frogs still moving eyes will haunt me for the rest of my life.

>>8886375
>>8886382
he is right tho. cheese / cream ratio is not right.

>>8884105
not everyone can be as autistic as you are. please excuse her behavior.

>>8886652
No, he's not right.
Maybe you should learn to cook before trying to bullshit people who actually do.

>>8886276
the guy in the background for one, looks like he has some kind of prosthetic hand

>>8883644
>folded over 1000 times

>>8886504
what a horribly gross mental image

>>8886122
Anal fetish porn has finally gone too far

Has anyone got anything new?

These are all the same jack, surly egg fort, chocolate geode, meat processing, carrot netting, burger icecream, super tacos, thicc japanese pancackes, fusili machine, porchetta/provolone sandwich, frog murder, stylish meat meme man etc Webm's we've seen a thousand times before

>>8886724
trust me, i can cook.

>>8886820
If you're unfamiliar enough with bleu cheese to think that it's bland, you can't cook.
Simple facts.

>>8884105
K pop star

>>8886769
I think this was from Legalporno.

>>8886504
I watched a program about competitive eaters a long time ago. Most of the skinny ones train for the event by drinking lots of water and water-based foods to expand their stomachs.

>>8885591
Aren't feral hogs also shit to eat? Like. Really really don't taste good?

Are they better if you bleed them first?

>>8886837
nigger, pasta with bleu cheese is one of my favorite dishes and it is that good because i dont drown that poor cheese in fatty cream but simply use enough full fat milk to give the sauce the right texture. just dont embarrass yourself any further and stop replying.

>>8886913
>Don't embarrass yourself any further
You mean like your issues with punctuation and grammar?

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>>8886820
just for you

>>8884244
rip pepe

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>>8886223

>>8885566
and that's terrible.

>>8886943
kek

>>8886728
Its a glove
Sadly, people working these kinds of jobs wouldn't be able to get usable prosthetic. At least not in the US

>>8884101

????????????????????????????????

>>8887054
i am erect

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>>8887039

>>8884508
plus tip

>>8883556
Why do people think that cream + random ingredient is an instant sauce? I mean, some combinations could be good, but that's the most cheap way to cook sauce

>>8886074

Ok... WTF

>>8886456

Who told this dumpy fuck head that sticking a load of tinned shit in a pot was "cooking"?

>>8887163

It's a sub zero sheet of metal and cream

>>8884244
I hate asians

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I love asians

>>8883567
Fat assassin in the background

>>8887281
This is how toilets in vegas work otherwise the amerifat buffet induced shits will clog up the sewage

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>>8885495
my sentiments exactly

>>8886938
He is wonderful.

>>8885391
ohhh what a surprise! he didnt put bacon on the fries

>>8887347
>meat boiled in oil

What recipe asks for this?

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>>8887347
Who the fuck is this, I need a link

>>8886938
Who doesn't love Morimoto?

>>8883524
>oh god is HowToBasic
>oh my god it's so much worse

>>8886074
is this satire?

>>8887300
And it gets packaged and sent to feed Europeans.

>>8887359

Behold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk&

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>>8887438
She fucking makes Jack look like a michelin star chef

>>8886728
I think that's chainmail.

>>8884260
dude it's a fish

I gut and clean fish while they're alive all the time. you just move fast enough and cut off the head in the middle of it and it's about the same as 'killing' it first. It still twitchs and flops.

>>8885641
Korean pizza is insane. They don't understand pizza at all. They put all kinds of insane stuff on it, like grape jelly. That's probably the most normal pizza you can get in korea.

>>8887288
Almost choked on my burrito reading this. Thank you for making my day Anon.

>>8886893
I was going to make a comment about you being a sad bastard for wasting your life watching shit like that then i remembered where i was and what I'm doing.

Nuclear holocaust when?

>>8886197
>Most trees are blue
Trees reflect green light, the color of the dominant wavelength that gets absorbed is blue

>Who has the floss
A politically charged statement about who holds the power with contemporary health care

>How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
This one is obvious

>>8886064
A rabbit-catching net?

>>8883524
This will taste like shit ,might look cool on instagram ,but it is really not a good combination

>>8887351
What did he eat?

>>8886938

Morimoto is cute. Cute!

>>8887657
thank you for your blessed palate, i had no idea if that would be good

>>8886500
For tuna

>>8887543
imagine someone killed you to be sold and eaten by some stronger species, and they end up doing that to your carcass just for shits

>>8887719
HNGGGGNGNG

>>8887716
if you're dead how'd ya be able to give a fuck

>>8883524
this still looks better than pizza with pineapple

>>8885645
tfw whitey brings race into everything

>>8887730
you wouldn't, but that's beside the point. I said just imagine how pointless that would be

>>8887748
Its not pointless. He's doing it for the entertainment of others. Therefor when he rapes my dead body it wouldn't be pointless.

>>8883546
at first i thought that was Monk

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>>8887438
>using a cookie sheet as a frying pan on an electric stove top

>>8885641
I went to a Pizza Hut over there to see what it was like, no idea they fucked up every pizza they eat.
Every specialty pizza, non-customized, had sweet potatoes on them.
Not disgusting, but just weird.

>>8887725
Explodioli Ravioli

>>8887355

That is literally the definition of carnitas you dumbfuck

>>8887640
>dominant wavelength that gets absorbed is blue
no its not, its the most refracted, thats why the sky looks blue, its not being absorbed or you wouldn't see it as blue

>>8887867
>fat
>age spots
>bad skin
>old as fuck
>bleach blonde hair

This is horrifically disgusting

>>8887905
>wow, this looks great!
>immediately cut into a toothpick
>deadly wooden shards everywhere
>lil bro's face blown clean off
>virulent weiner prions jab into my bloodstream dooming me to incurable kuru
>I just wanted some sunny eggflowers

>>8887533
How are you supposed to eat/drink that?

>>8887923
drink the liquid using your mouth much as you would any other standard drinking liquid.

>>8886456
What video is this one BTW? I tried finding it to show someone and I had no idea what he would have called this trash heap.

>>8887943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

He calls it garbage stew, no joke. At least the name is fitting.

>>8887111
Lazy tasteless Americans, not even memeing

>>8883563
>Asians
>Cruelty to animals

Wow, well colour me surprised I never would have predicted that

>>8887960
HA! Thanks.

>>8887714
>pouring the liquor over burning oak chips

Well why the fuck did you even bother aging it then, you jackass chinks?

>>8886335
This looks incredibly hygienic

>>8886296
Just because it's on the plate doesn't mean you must eat it, Ameritard

>bones are inedible! You could easily choke on those!

>>8887993
eurotards eat bone marrow dumbfuck

>>8887700
scarred for fucking life

>>8888052
I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>8888058
well if you walk out without paying the bill theres obviously going to be no tip moron

>>8888058

Stupid poor people are funny sometimes.

>>8886122
ree stop triggering me i work in a meat factory. also a human would have had that H bone boned out in half the time, majority of robots are shit/break down constantly and are only good for menial break down tasks.

>>8888058
No, you wouldn't be there at all because if you were it would be because you wanted that experience.

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>>8888072

>>8888052
by the time they finish, everyone will have starved to death.

>>8887979
It has no head you mouth breather

>>8883644
what kind of fish is this and how do i catch one? ive always dreamed of catching some fuckhuge fish, chopping it up and eating it on the spot. i dont even care if its a garbage tier horrible tasting fish

>>8888109
i think it's a tuna

>>8885571
Nice!

>>8886902
They're great, although I only ever eat small ones, nothing over 30kg and always checked for parasites and disease.

>>8886034
how

>>8883563
God damn, that relief you feel when picks it up and you see it doesn't have a head

>>8886521

They had a video that explained the process.

>big chocolate shell
>fill with thick sugar syrup
>rotate a few times a day literally for months as the sugar crystallizes to get a consistent thickness

>>8887905
wow those eggs are fresh

>>8886323
you stupid fuckers i come here every night to get inspired to eat healthy and cook but i just end up going to mcdonalds because you post these videos where i just see somebody enjoying the fuck out of it

>>8885742
I came so hard

>>8888161
Speedsters have hyperactive metabolisms.

>>8886335
>not calling it 'the surly king of the egg fort'

>>8887676
The Gay.

>>8888058
Do you post the exact same reply every time this Webm gets posted?

Mouthwatering https://youtu.be/D3SPsH21j54

>>8888052
I hate this garbage

>>8885560

that's hot

>>8884101
>using both onions and garlic
plebs

>>8886074
christ, at first I thought it was monjyayaki and I was all "ok, weird but solid idea" and then I noped out when I realized it was icecream.

>>8884320
Idiot. Its to flavour the dish. You dont have to eat it. And its usually a garnish. If they put it in the food then theyre idiots too

>>8888176

what makes you say that? they look quite old

>>8888356

if it doesn't go in the food how does it flavour it

FUCK why are there so many retards in /ck/.

>>8886296

stop stretching teh definition of the word 'inedible' you fucktard, you can chew and swallow a bay leaf easily

>>8888052
the horrors of mixing liberal arts and cooking

>>8885742
is this what being in love feels like?

>>8883546
Hank Azaria has a interesting side job.

>>8887543
am i pregnant now

>>8887543
I used to think these videos were retarded, but apparently the guy donates all the food featured in his video so he is a alright.

>>8884457
he chew de coca leaf make a him feel real nice

>>8888614
I don't think I'd want to eat lubed up chicken.

>>8887074

That's good Omurice you fucking normie.

>>8888632
get a load of mr. platinum spoon over here

>>8888052
I think you got the wrong table - we ordered the seabass

>>8888052
White ((("""people"""))).

>>8885560
t h i c c

>>8886375
>literally three "british food is shit lel" threads in the catalog right now
>we really dun curr about euros guys :)))

>>8887074
>I can't stand any form of runny eggs. Overcooked or bust!

>>8883546
Is that a savant?

>>8883648
Why are nips so retarded

>>8885716
Nobody taking this bait?

>>8889133
I'm afraid to ask but what is that brown stuff? It looks like some chocolate sauce.

>>8887347
Wat da fugg

>>8886355
>not even close to cooked long enough

>>8889163
It is, it's something they were serving in the Mcdonalds in japan if I recall correctly

>>8887543
used to like his vids, when he first started.

>>8887654

kek to you sir.

>>8885742
This is how we win against the North Koreans.

>>8883546
It looks like he's trying to cook faster than he's actually capable of. He's making all the "fast" body movements while cooking at a normal rate.

>>8887719
>>8887054
Working with bees and honey is supremely satisfying. Also really makes you appreciate honey as more than an ingredient.

>>8888109
Its a large swordfish

>>8889133
Is that jizz?

>>8886335
>wow, Bill, it looks like that savage knows what eggs are
>oh gosh it's making an egg sandwich, let's take a video!

>>8889133
>people who put things over their fries instead of having them on the side for dipping
disgusting

I feel the same way about people who pour syrup on their waffles/pancakes instead of dipping them into the syrup

>>8887894
Ok, now that is pretty cool.

>>8887725

You gonna eat that mate?

>>8887919

Just pretend that they used spaghetti my man

>>8890738
Powertools and long hair or loose clothing don't mix.

>>8887725
non-human archeologists millions of years from now could find that and think it was some shelled creature's fossil

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>>8886361

>>8885860

>there is only one right texture for a cooked egg

It is a little lightly cooked, but I'd eat it if the person who made it was a skilled cook and told me that was their intention.