how will burger king ever recover?

>frork

who thought that was an ok name?

>>8881253
For me it is the frork, the best fastfood invention.

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>>8881258
I mean, Frick would've been nicer.

>>8881253
Is this the new Whomp!?

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or you know you just just your a fork

>>8881408
But you can't eat the tines.

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Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal

>>8881284
Stop while your ahead

>>8881456
Did this thing ever go anywhere?
I remember joey doing a review of this awhile ago.

>>8881412
But you can't eat the plastic bit of the Frork either.

>>8881456
but "withdrawal" means "to remove", "to extract", or "to take away", in this case to remove from the container (e.g. a cup). so "reverse withdrawal" means to inject or put back into the container, implying the straw's purpose is either for blowing bubbles or backwashing only.

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My nearest BK is dark because they haven
t bothered to fix their broken lights

>>8881253
>NBC News
gripping journalism

>>8881607
it wasn't meant to "go anywhere" it was a limited run of straws available at a select number of stores, as faux-viral marketing for the shamrock shake.

Because mcdonalds just stopped selling hi c orange

It's a joke.

>>8881253
thats a frident, not a frork. A fork has 4 tines not 3

>>8881648
Reverse axial

>>8881657
For a second i was like "The fuck, did he just get some eggs from Hungry Jacks"

>>8881789
April 1st was a month ago nigga.

>>8881657
Is there a BK that isn't run down and gross these days?

>>8881657
>expresso

RRREEEEEEEEE

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>>8881657
The BK next to my college is ghetto as fuck. I mean look at this storefront it looks like its from the 70's and the decor makes me feel like I'm in a K Mart, plus its kinda dirty inside even by fast food standards they need to up the hygiene. At least, compared to some of the other Burger Kings in the city, the food is prepared well because the employees are local to the area and not just some illiterate ass indians or nubians like all the pizza places here have.

>>8881842
Call it a frident or a frork. All anybodies gonna be calling it in a few months is that recalled item that those kids choked to death on. Good job

>>8881461
You're*

>>8881657
Goddamn that's the best looking fast food burger I've seen in a long fucking time. We don't have Hungry Jack's here though.

>>8883903
burger king delivers?

what in the fuck am I reading

>>8884093
Are you not blessed enough to live in a flyover state?

>>8881253
fake news.

>>8884128
unfortunately I live in Los Angeles county so I guess not

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>>8881253
>how will burger king ever recover?
by turning their restaurants into saunas

I've never seen a burger king that didn't have at least 3 homeless person shopping carts outside

>>8884071
Hungry Jacks is what they call Burger King in Australia. They have the exact same menu, though the beef is higher quality.

>>8881842
A fork need only two.

>>8884241
http://www.saunaonline.fi/saunatilat/pikaruokasauna-burger-king-helsinki
>250€ sauna trip
no thanks. it would be cheaper to just buy McDonalds food and eat it when you're cooling off outside the sauna with beer.

ching chong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltxLeLGozDk

It's just a goof. Self-deprecating comedy. Did anyone in here believe it was real?

>>8884252
I remember a time when there was both burger king and hungry jacks some one of them bought out the other or something

>>8884241
Why would you want to go into a sauna with constant burger king advertisement?

>>8884241
That's an incredibly shitty looking sauna.

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>>8881253
This is as much of a good idea as the Snoorpk, from Spishak.

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>>8883783
the italian word "espresso" can conceivably translate into the english "expresso"; just like in english, the italian word "espresso" intentionally invokes the idea of an "expression" of coffee that is prepared quickly ("expressly") and just for you (also "expressly"). People who throw a fit over use of the word "expresso" or who snobbishly turn their nose at those who use the word don't understand it's etymology or original meanings.

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>>8884404

>>8881695
no, its about gripping french fries