dog eggs

ITT my favourite fruit.

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angry onions

>>8880507
More like dog nuts

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>>8880511
>inconvenient
>hard to eat
>high effort for low reward
>hard to tell if ripe
>tastes like a mushy grape
>is fucking green
>favorite fruit
?

>>8880522
How is it inconvenient or hard to eat? You literally pick it up, put it in front of your face, open your mouth, and bite it.

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>>8880605
>eating the fuzz

>>8880612
>being so fucking autistic that he doesn't already have a potato peeler in his house to use on things with fuzz
stupid stupid frog

>>8880507
Dogs lay eggs?

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>>8880629
>How is it inconvenient or hard to eat? You literally pick it up, put it in front of your face, open your mouth, and bite it.
Doesn't say anything about peel here.
ADDITIONALLY, I don't carry around a potato peeler with me. Perhaps I wanted to eat my kiwi on the go.

>>8880507
i always thought these would be tarantula abdomen

>>8880629
>everything I don't like is autism

Do you realize how fucking stupid you sound with your buzzwords?

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>>8880631
You've never found dog eggs? Perhaps you're barking up the wrong tree.

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>>8880692
That was terrible Carlos. Back of the bus, now.

>>8880642
I eat the peel it's the best part.

>>8880612
That's the best part.

>>8880748
Thank fuck someone with good taste is here.

>>8880733
>>8880752
no. both of you are wrong and when the revolution comes you will be the first against the wall

>>8880612
I like it

>>8880800
>Both of you

I'm one person.

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>>8880522
>>high effort for low reward

Can the thread be about this instead?

Pic related is my pick for the ultimate example. The skin on these assholes can practically stop a fucking bullet, all to protect some bland starchy garbage.

>>8880840
Mini Diablo faces?

>>8880840
What sort if devilish plant is this?
I would like to avoid it, not hunt for it.

>>8880845
>>8880852

Water caltrops. Kind of like a chestnut, both in species and flavor.

Not all of them are mini satans, though they're all spiky.

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>>8880864
>Water caltrops

Sounds like whoever named them didn't have much love for them either.

>>>8880507 (OP)
Fuzz-eater master race.

>>8880522

Just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon

>>8880748
>>8880815
>>8880605
my niggers

I always eat them like apples

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>>8880507
Dude, those are not dog eggs.

i didn't open the thumbnail and just assumed they were olives and was utterly confused by this whole thread

>>8880522
>makes you shit

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>>8883632

>>8883641
Hedgehog Melon

>>8883589
you just made me realize those arent olives holy shit

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Snake babies

>>8880840
I am pretty sure those are actually demon crests that would be used to unlock some type of multidimensional gateways between layers of hell. You should probably stop eating them and contact your local priest ASAP.

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>>8880692

These are so fucking annoying. I like the taste more that most fruit, but can't eat more than two and a half before my mouth starts hurting. And that amount isn't even satisfying so I just don't waste my time eating them.

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nigger toes

>>8884889
They're so oily. How come I've never seen Brazilian nut oil before?

>>8885222
Its unhealthy in large amounts, also radioactive.