What's your favorite cannabutter recipe

Inb4 some sperg who was bullied in highschool by a Chad who smoked pot goes
>dude lmao weed
I don't smoke but it's funny how pot triggers those losers

>>8876379
Start with butter, warm it in a pot on low, add weed, turn heat down and "cook" 30 minutes.

Strain, place in fridge.

Wala.

DUDE

>>8876383
Mate pot rofl

>>8876388
Guess I didn't word it right I need something good to make with cannabutter the butter is ready to go

>>8876379
>>8876383

Kill yourself you druggy losers

>>8876395
>the butter is ready to go
Just put it on some toast with honey

>>8876399
Just said I didn't smoke autist.
Damn your reading comprehension is worse than a pot smokers lmao

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fry some shrooms in it

come on faggot do it

>>8876395
Replace half the butter with weed butter. This works best, in my opinion, with anything that has a lot of chocolate and/or peanut butter.

>>8876395
you make any recipe that includes butter dumbass

>>8876379
>go to store
>find favorite boxed dessert
>take to cashier, but avoid eye contact because you are baking drugs. Try your best to not set off any red flags.
>go back to moms house
>wait until she has left to her boyfriends house for the week/month
>Add twice as much cannabutter as the instructions on the box says
>Eat
>Cry

>>8876379
I had a roommate once who made cannabutter. I told him to use a bowl and a pot, then set them up as a double boiler. I came back into the kitchen later and this nigger had water boiling in my mixing bowl with a pot on top of it. I was so pissed.

The brownies he made were lackluster too.

>>8876409
more like
>Eat
>Have a jolly good time high af

then cry because depression is still killing you, so get high again

my life is spiraling out of control

>>8876383
Chap canabis chortle

The one where I smoke the weed instead of eat it

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>>8876420
>420

At least you haven't been introduced to traditional Eastern/Western European baked goods...

>>8876453
I'm western european so i might've

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Chocolate truffles.

>>8876383
that is

a lot

and I mean

A LOT

of projecting

>>8876485
Except is isn't. The people doing the projecting are the ones getting mad about people mentioning weed. Brings back all those bad memories. You know I'm right bud

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can a butter?

>>8876504
DUDE WEED butter.

>>8876485
>projecting
>>8876494
>projecting

>>8876494
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=projecting+psychology

since you clearly don't know what projecting is, and assume projecting is "chad was mean to me and chad smoked weed so I hate weed fags now"


fucking brainlets are everywhere

>>8876494
>BUD

>>8876526
>>8876529
>>8876537
Lmao give me your lunch money nerds

>>8876383

>smoking pot
>Chad

never gonna make it

>>8876695
LmAo

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DUDE WEED LMAO

>>8876379
>>8876388
>>8876395
Do you guys let it boil while your cooking? I've read the 2 schools of thought here and made a batch myself, boiled the shit out of it, turned out great. Just wondering what everyone else thinks,,,

Weed is wack Wesley, Smoke it like a man you fag

>>8876379
fuck off, degenerate. smoke your shitskin plant elsewhere.

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>>8877050
I do a slow cooker method. Make butter and then some coconut butter for smoothies.

I like making puff pastry dough out of it cause it uses a fuck ton of butter, I measure and separate shit out by the oz and freeze for later. When I want some it's just thaw out a bit and fill with whatever I want and bake in 20 min. Or sometimes just form into donuts and fry cronots. Or I can do a breakfast egg tart out of it. It's versatile shit.

For the coconut weed butter I'll use a tablespoon of it in a post workout smoothie to motivate my ass. That with some coconut water, frozen pineapples, and some whey iso is pretty great.

they all taste bad.

just turn your trim into BHO

dude lmao weed

DUDE

>>8876383
>man ganja XD

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>>8876862
sources on the hotty mctotty?

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DUDE WEED AYYLMAO

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>>8878318

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>>8878327

>>8876485
DUDE BULLYING LMAO

>>8878318
>>8878327
>>8878329
Ehhhh pas mal pas mal...

I usually just make cake following that old Betty crocker recipe

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NEETs always get so gigatriggered by weed

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>>8878419
Potheads are all neets, the fuck are you talking about loser. Go smoke another bowl, little worthless druggie. Fun fact: your brain stops maturing the moment you start smoking weed. DUDE WEED LMAO!

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>>8878577
>your brain stops maturing the moment you start smoking weed

>>8876383
Bro, grass haha

>>8876383
>already triggered before anyone says anything

>>8878577
>being so mad you need to pull fake facts out of your ass

>>8878577
I have a Ph.D. and regularly smoke.

>>8876416
Rip my sides

>>8876399

This. Anyone who smokes reefer and believes it to be beneficial to their lives is retarded.

>>8878923
OK

>>8876383
wachin jskajskajskaj faso

There really wasn't a whole lot of "Dude Weed LMAO XDD" in this thread, nor from the OP.

It was a legitimate topic concerning a recipe that isn't well documented and probably a better thread than the alcoholic degenerates make on a daily basis.

Even if you don't smoke weed, logically you guys are being some butthurt faglords.

(you) know who you are.

>>8878577
I'm a manager at a city utility and smoke everyday.

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>8878626
>i-I'm not triggered y-you are!

>>8878923
weed has been proven to cure autism

>>8876405
thats a nice way to kill all your shrooms

>>8876405
Worst idea.

>>8877618
Pretty interesting. Will try making pastry next time.

>>8878686
Are you me?

>>8876379
I make melting moments cookies usually.
>1.5 cups plain flour
>0.5 cups corn flour
>0.25 cups icing sugar
>250g butter
>1 teaspoon vanilla essence
>pinch of salt

Also, making cannabutter, I simmer the butter & cannabis with a good amount of water. The chlorophyll & water-soluble crap stays out of the butter. Tricks are to chop super fine, stir regularly while cooking, then put the whole lot in the fridge after cooking (when cooled obviously). The butter solidifies & lifts clean off the remaining watery waste.

>>8878577
>stops maturing
Dubs has found secret of eternal youth!
Time to get your Snoop on errybuddy!

>>8876388
Wala? Tell me this is a meme and I'm just newfagging this board. You realize it's viola right

>>8876529
why are you tripfagging not as OP in /ck/?

On topic.. What is the most original food you people have seen made with cannabutter?

>>8879443
Doughnuts

>>8879443
Baconnaise.
Same as mayonnaise, just replace vegetable oil with even parts cannabutter & rendered bacon fat.

>>8879448
That would work really well, hadn't thought of that.
I want to try croissants, those things need a ton of butter.

>>8879451
I'm not going to lie, that sounds pretty bad.. I would need to be already high to even try that.

>>8879443
everyones first idea is to make sweets with it
but i think actually has a pretty interesting flavor if you use it in savory stuff, like to dress a pasta or sautee some vegetables

>>8879456
Bad for health, sure, no argument!
The bacon flavour is pretty good though, being 100% from actual bacon.
One part we added extra lemon to, then dressed some white fish with it in sandwiches with salad.
Probably obvious, but yes, we were high to even try this. Still, no regrets.

>>8879462
This, about the savory applications.
When I make chilli con carne, bolognese, or something like that, I always make a ton, then freeze it. Reheating a portion & throwing some cannabutter in there is pretty great.

>>8879473
Ok you're selling it better now, that would be a pretty good combo with fish.

Cannabutter has that weird flavor that is great on savory foods but I struggled to find things that pair well with it.
I haven't made cannabutter in years though, I used to make it when i grew my own to reduce wastage.

Going by memory because its been a few years since I've done it. Most efficient way of extracting all canabinoids:


1: cook weed in oven to carboxylise it and make the chemics more bioavailable, google to find the correct temperature and time.
2: add to slow cooker on very low with ghee, google to find out how long for
3: strain plant matter out from ghee- reserve ghee. You could use the plant matter for something else if you want.
4: take liquid and pour into a jug
5: place jug in fridge and chill until solid fat forms ontop
6: discard liquid
7: take cannafat disc and very gently melt
8: mix cannafat with cream (as creamy as possible) until you reach the desired buttery consistency.
9: chill and let set.
10: you now have cannabutter.

>>8880075
>>most efficient way
>>has a bunch of useless steps
>>only does a single extraction

Do you actually think about what you post or do you just write down random shit?

>>8876383
>preemptively triggered
>projecting this much

>>8880090

You didn't answer my question, anon. Why don't you try again?

>>8876379
>be such a worthless pothead that you can't even eat butter without pot being infused into it.

Pathetic.

>>8880090
So I'm guessing you were bullied huh. It's ok pal. High schools years behind you now

>>8876383
That was a little too specific...

>>8880264
Didn't happen to me pal, there were a lot of nerds picked on in my school by jocks so I'm guessing it's the same at every other school

>>8876862
Best t-shirt ever.

>>8879366
You can't cure a persons brain being physically different. If anyone tells you they have a cure for autism, you know they are lying.It isn't possible.

>>8878626
this lmao

>>8878686
>I have a Ph.D.

I can imagine no bigger manchildren than those in academia

>>8876862
i fucking hate this Jimmy Nu-tron guy

>>8880075
The most efficient way is either liquid co2 or butane extraction.

>>8880082
I meant the most efficient extraction I've tried, was typing in a rush. Im sure you could give it another go with the leaf matter left over, but I havent tried it.

Useless steps? What steps are useless? Works fine for me.

>>8876862
What is this creature

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>>8878318
>>8878327
>>8878329

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>>8876390
>>8876399
>>8876862
>>8877239
>>8877690
>>8877702
>>8878037
>>8878577
>>8878995
>>8880117

>>8876388
*voila

>>8880099
>question

>>8879462
holy shit, make bechamel with cannabutter. genius

>>8876379
I smoke but the faggots ITT who get defensive over people not liking it really kills it for me. Not to mention dude weed culture. Fucking annoying bastards. As for recipes, just make some rice Krispy treats. Fast and simple.

>>8883171
Who's getting defensive. It's just funny seeing people sperg out at someone mentioning pot

>>8876388
Decarb your weed first you tard.

>>8883171
Main issue is anytime you mention anything weed related out come the "DUDE WEED LMAO" posters. You don't get nearly the same reaction with alcohol. I understand if people don't like weed and have no interest in discussing it, but you think they'd just start clear of the threads.

>>8884053
This makes 4chan such a shit site. I feel like it's getting worse.

If you don't like what's being discussed in the threat don't subject yourself to it or bother others who do take an interest in it. Hide or ignore, it's so fucking easy. Why not be constructive in a thread you do like?

>>8879440
>>8882142
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8876379
>It's not a drug! It's a NATURAL food! NO chemicals!

I use the mason jar method with the plant material but only after I make a dry ice hash from and I don't put my plant material directly in the butter I tie it in bundles in tea bags or in cheese cloth, also when done I squeeze my bundles and combine the hash into the butter, also I cook mine anywhere from 1 hour to 24 hours depending on the amount of plant matter and it's darkness.
source- I have 6 years experiencing cooking and manufacturing cannabis products as well as other smart products.

>>8879440
Viola? Tell me this is a meme and I'm just newfagging this board. You realize it's voila right

What can I do with a half oz of shake? Like the quickest thing? I hear I can make wax with a hairdryer

>>8880283
Sure thing, kiddo

>>8880099
>>8880247
>trying to pivot
>fucking it up this badly

Decarb it and make hot chocolate. 50% cream 50% milk (really rich, but you need the extra fat), simmer 1 to 4 hours before straining. Alternatively you can wait for it to cool and then make a milkshake out of it.

I dunno about a hairdryer but if you have some 99% isopropyl alcohol you can make concentrate with that. Grind it up as fine as possible, soak in iso for a while (Google it, I forget the ideal time, too long and the chlorophyll leeches out and it gives it a taste), strain out the plant matter, pour iso into a wide flat dish, evaporate in a well ventilated area far from any open flame or other source of heat (that shit will catch on fire), scrape up the remains with a razor blade. Usually to evaporate as fast as possible I'll fill a dish with boiling water and place my iso dish on top of it, with a fan blowing over it. Heat+circulation speeds the process way up. Ideally you'd evaporate it outside, maybe in a shed. It will smell like rubbing alcohol.

>>8885133
>>8885638
Meant to reply to

i make weed tea. 4,5 cups of water in pot, then i boil it. when its boiling i add abit of organic butter, a small bit of weed (one hit worth about) yurn the stove to one number down. then i boil it for 40 mins while mixin occasionally. once its done i strain it to a cup. then im high for like 4 hours

>>8885585
Mad as fuck faggot lmao

>>8876395
Just take some cocoa, warm it in a pot, add your cannabutter and let it integrate, shit will get you fucked faster than any edible and longer.

kys fag

>>8884053
>>8884339
shut up whiny bitches go smoke

>>8886109
Wow, you sure showed them 10 hours later.