IIIIIIIITTTTTT'S TIMEEEEE!!!!!

Fuck off

>>8874768
What's in the bag, anon?

>>8874768
What's in the sack, Jack?

Let's see what's inside that, Pat.

[phrase asking what is in the container], [pronoun rhyming with the last word of the phrase asking what is in the containiner]

>>8874768
Do Americans really eat this?

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>>8874768

Fuck this is good

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>>8874860

Of course. Its actually really healhy

>>8874868
Woooo baby you're eatin' good. I'm jealous of you and I bet you're lovin' it

>>8874868

>there are people out there who really believe this

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>>8874768
TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

>>8874876
47 grams of protein??? holy shit...

>>8874975
That's right, Beans.
You can be 'liftin as well as 'lovin it!

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>>8874876
>sodium 1300mg
>healthy

>>8875007
There's literally nothing wrong with sodium as long as you drink water.

>>8875017
>High salt intakeincreases blood pressure, which can lead to heart disease

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I'm thoroughly impressed by this sandwich, I can't believe I've never eaten one before

How is the miraculous experience of enjoying one?

>>8875007
>muh sodium

Go cry your sodium out into your purse while your boyfriend holds it, you pussy.

>>8875022
theres no proof that sodium is bad for you

>>8875022
That isn't how you greenscreen, plebbitor.

>>8875022
>only in certain populations and there is still no test to find out who needs to consume more or less sodium
>also reducing sodium results in increased all cause mortality for most population groups

>>8875256
Lurk more

>>8875266
I don't know what that means, senpai.

>>8874868
I could jizz

>>8875232
Too much of anything is bad for you

>>8876609
Look mum I did science

>>8874868
That actually looks pretty good. I think my local McD's may just be super shit because I've never gotten a burger that wasn't a dried out mess there.

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I just came back from McD's after a trip to the grocery store, buying healthier things.

I usually get a McDouble or two with extra toppings (mustard/ketchup/pickle/onion). The girl in the drivethru box didn't know what I meant by "toppings". Get to the window, and my meal is $7+ for 2 McDoubles and a tea.

Meshugenah!

Turns out she typed in pic related... I got mad and made eye contact with the burger merchant at the first window and called him a schmendrick. He quickly apologized and charged me the correct amount.

Get to the second window, and the lady is screaming "AH NEED A MCDOUBLE EXTRA EVERYTHING!". I was thinking to myself 'this is a great day'.

Got my bag and it felt like 3 McDoubles were in there... Success..

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>>8876830
More proof... I had the count the patties to make sure I had actually gypped the Ronald

>>8876830
Lucky fucker. Their decision to increase the price to $1.35 was the WORST decision in their history.
But even worse was their auto charging of $1.89 to unwary people who don't use mclingo to order their Burger and end up with a single extra slice of cheese for double the price.
Faggots lost my business long ago.
Mcchicken's still a dollar though so if I have to get them I will.

>>8876830
>xtra salt

>>8876830

>xtra salt

why the fuck is this a thing

>>8876835
You didn't jip shit, that burger costs 600% more (for you) than it costs them.
Still kind of lucky.

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>>8876846
I never go there anymore after I started trying to act somewhat like an adult... I know what you mean though, I think they lost half my business when they made the changes awhile ago.

>>8876857
>>8876868
I have no fucking clue, considering it looks like they dumped pepper all over it. Didn't even ask for it. Tasted more McDonald-y than usual.

>>8876874
I gypped that shit, because they lost product. No such thing as "free" even when there is massive markup involved.
BTW: Burger was bretty good. Perhaps a 9/10 for McDonalds. A solid 2/10 for real burgers. Better than the usual justtryingtokillmyselfwithfood/10 they serve

>>8875007
Nigga just drink orange juice and go on a run.