Is vindaloo the king of curries?

>>8872975
it's certainly up there

>>8872975
I'm Indian and I've never even heard of vindaloo bruh.

Might be a Brit invention.

I like Jalhandri curry but I can't find any info on the ingredients I think it's just a thing at my local Indian place

>>8873196
Where do you poo?

>>8872975
It's a dish for manchildren that feel the need to prove their masculinity.

>>8873196
it's from Goa you wanker, lot of Portuguese influences lmao at your life right now

>>8872975
I think the best curry depends on the person making it and the ingredients used.

I ate some chicken changazi from some place near JAMA masjid in new Delhi.
Shit was delicious

>>8873205
In a loo

>>8873209
If it was any good I would have seen it in a restaurant in India.

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>>8873216
>In a loo
pic related

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>>8873225
Have you been to this part of India? I'd assume it's in many of the restaurants there.

Big country, etc.

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Saag paneer is king, no contest.

>>8873237
I've been to Goa.
Also I just googled it and I'm wrong.fair play.

I'll try it next time . Nice

>>8873225
Yeah m8 thats why lobster rolls are all over the place in north dakota, it's the same country after all!

idiot

>>8873233
Yo , I don't need to see your mom's pussy. You can go play in there yourself.

>>8873249
To your credit, though, I do believe that it was the brits who popularized it in the global sense

Let's be real for a second, all other dishes are playing second fiddle to chicken tikka masala.

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>ITT fake ass British food posing as Indian food

>>8873313

Well we did fix their cuisine and country so yeah, whats your point?

>>8873196
You are so not Indian.

>>8872975
Bangalore pal.

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>>8873251
Their loss.

>>8872975

yeh lad vindaloo is perfect

>>8873196
>Pajeet being ignorant and stupid
Just the usual, folks.

>>8873370
do you put your dick in it or...?

Best curry is a cheap greasy takeout slop (of basically any variety) with basmati rice, garlic naan, a mango lassi and gulab jamun. Why the fuck are Indian places never open past 9pm

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>>8872975
No, mine are.

>>8873862
Premade sauce/10, you can hardly call that curry your own.

>>8873888
>Premade sauce
Wrong. Curry paste. By your logic every curry isn't curry, since they use pre-made spices.

>>8873205
Lol! Hahaha so funny!

>>8872975
Lamb vindaloo, baingan bharta, paneer makhani, gobi manchurian, and chilli chicken are objectively the best Indian dishes.

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>eating at indian restraunts
>ever

>>8873240
>riverganges.jpg

>>8872975

poo in the vindaloo

What makes curry hot? someone has to know. I realize there is curry, but what ingredient makes it spicey as hell,

>>8874616
either thai,indian, or whatevever you assholes know about

>>8873233
The nicer part of town, huh?

>>8873196
>I'm Indian and I've never even heard of vindaloo bruh.
You're just ignorant then. Maybe you grew up with ignorant people who were also poor. Also, you're probably not Christian *shrug*

Vindaloo, with it's Goa origin, and proximity to portugese influence as another said is sooooo awesome with pork and beef both. I guess the majority of the non-christian rest of India isn't too interested in pork, but the Brits liked it when they discovered it.

You can buy vindaloo simmer sauces in a jar, just chop up and brown some pork loin, then simmer it. Quick and easy way to decide if you like the flavors. That little bit of vinegar cuts the greasiness of the pork. Keep in mind that it's not as good as making it yourself, and won't have as much spice.

>>8873797
>Best curry is a cheap greasy takeout slop
Yea, no.
>>8874616
>What makes curry hot? someone has to know. I realize there is curry, but what ingredient makes it spicey as hell,
Chili peppers contain capsaicin, which makes food hot.

>>8873233
Is that a dead dude lying on the street? Fuck.

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No this is
>good with or without coconut milk
>good with any veggie
>good with most meat
poo in loo curries need not apply
thai curry master race

>>8874640
Lmao you couldn't be more wrong , I'm catholic . You just need to accept that not everyone has eaten all the different curries from 29 fucking states in India .

Butter Chicken

>>8874944
So you don't know anything outside your province?
Being ignorant is not a good thing.

>>8874616
Spices and possibly chilies.

>>8874944
No sorry, it just means you're ignorant.
It's easily one of the top 10 most known indian dishes, if not top 5, in the world. You grew up without culinary exposure I guess

>>8874640
>*shrug*

>>8874944
It's fine if you haven't heard Vindaloo. But you should not deny it's pretty popular dish.

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>this thread
>some dumbfuck seems to be arguing that vindaloo is obscure
This has been an amazing week on /ck/, so far I've learned that tarragon, riesling, Hermes, schnitzel, and now vindaloo are obscure underground things that only subject matter experts have heard of

>>8875640
/ck/ is not a good board. It's not news.

>>8872975
I went to a curry place yesterday and decided that it's time to get something from the "hot" section of the menu.
I've gotta say, it was an enlightening experience.

>>8875646
*4chan is not a good site

>>8872975

No madras is the best

and anything not tomato-based isn't even worth having

>>8872975
I ordered a vindaloo 20 minutes ago, anyone tried a tindaloo that can compare them?

I like murgh makhani. Pujabi, I guess.

>>8877021
name a good website. They're all shit.

I personally like vindaloo but I have to be in the mood for it. It's a delicious dish though. Great flavor.

>>8873862
recipe?

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>>8872975
Bombay Bad Boy is the Emperor

>>8872975
No. I like it, but it's not what I would consider the best of Indian curries.

I really like Keralan fish curries. Some of the more interesting combinations of flavors I've had.

korean curry with a good amount of diced meat, potatoes, etc is delicious

chicken jalfrezi yall

>>8872975

Korma and Peshwari naan.

Also had this one curry with a molasses and mustard base with white fish. Trust me am British

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>>8873313
It is truly mind-boggling that Brits, who are notorious for their terrible cuisine, have made so many important innovations to Indian cuisine

It's okay, if there's not too much red onion in it. Shit gets wayy too intense.

madras curry is the sweet spot
vindaloo is vomit inducing

>>8881723
I agree. Shittily enough I usually get vindaloo instead of madras when I order take away, makes me furious.

>>8873196
Curry, in general, is a brit invention

>>8881685
Well, I believe it was usually immigrants that made the changes. Then again I'm not an expert in takeout Indian food.

>>8881723
>vindaloo is vomit inducing
How so? Yes it gets hot but it does have a nice flavour and popadoms help kill the heat.

>>8874616
I went to this Egyptian place and the guy who ran it used some kind of desert flower to add heat.

No idea what it is called and can't find anything on it.

>>8881735
the flavour comes out in madras, vindaloo's spiciness overwhelms it

>>8881743
I like both really and tend to alternate but I slightly prefer a good vindaloo, I like the heat but do not think I could go much hotter. I have known people to try Phalls and they start sweating instantly, fuck that.

Is Korma a meme menu item at Indian restaurants? I like spicy food a lot but every time I go to an Indian place the Korma sounds so good and I almost always order it. They probably laugh at me because I'm the typical white guy who always orders Korma.
>cream
>cashews
>raisins
3 of my favorite foods that I eat every day

>>8881763
Korma is one of the most popular dishes, if they laugh at you they are laughing because of the easy money.

>>8881763
Butter chicken right?
It's a meme because its so entry level

>>8881685
Yeah, like taking all the heat out of it which was one of the main attractions. Stick with bangers and mash, clotted cream and spotted dick, you pasty faced, spice averse inbred.

>>8881786
>Yeah, like taking all the heat out of it which was one of the main attraction
Is that why Britain has the hottest curries?

>>8873233
Designated shitting street

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>>8872975
vindaloo is a meme

t. pajeet

>itt
pajeets

>>8882563
The british empire invented curry, pajeets aren't a curry authority

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>>8882582
0/10 bait

>>8882603
But that's true

>>8882611
"Curry" an umbrella term invented by the British describing the various dishes they encountered in India

>>8882628
or, "curry" a dish created by cooking meat in a western style gravy with a hodgepodge of indian spices and without any indian cooking techniques

>>8882628
It refers to the spices. India didn't have a food culture to speak of before brits arrived

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>>8882648
>anglos think they invented everything

>>8875625
leddit

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>>8882648

>>8872975
vindaloo is just for wankers who want to prove they can eat something hot

>>8872975
https://soundcloud.com/dirtypotter/symmetra-from-overwatch-attempts-to-poo-in-loo-fails

>>8872975
the word is vindaloo, and its spelt

V I N D A L double O

Is there vegetarian vindaloo?

>>8883743
>vindaloo is just for wankers who want to prove they can eat something hot
A vindaloo is nowhere near hot enough to be a challenge, a phall is the go to for that.

>>8885058
>Is there vegetarian vindaloo?
Yes.

>>8883743
Ugh every time I go out to eat with this girl I know
>OMG I LOVE SPICY food XDDDD
>can you make it as SPICY as possible?!?!
>no I can handle it I SWEARR XDDD
>Oh and bring a side of EXTRA SPICY SPICE so i can put more on top
Fucking pisses me off so bad just order the fucking meal like a regular person. She always has give this spiel about how much she loves spicy food and how they never make it hot enough for her. I don't know if those people think they are impressing others but I just roll my eyes at them.

>>8885108
The best way to shut up those types is to order a challenge food, I have known grown men reduced to tears when they try a phall for the first and last time.

>>8885108
Swedish? Norwegian? Finnish? Got to be from one of those countries. The only females I see that act like that are always from the part of the world.

>>8885108
She just has a high tolerance, settle down. I agree with her, I love spicy food but restaurants never make it spicy enough for me so I usually have to go out of my way to request it. Part of the curse of being white.

Yeah. Best I've had was somewhere in London. Was p spicy.

Why can't a find a decent BIR vindaloo recipe instead of one where I have to create a base curry sauce then use that to make a vindaloo?

Oh well, going to make this this Sunday after making the base sauce on Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXU-k4s0wE