What is the most heavily processed and artificial food that exists?

Shitty chips, candy, and soda

Your mom.

>>8871335
Water

Your mum

>>8871335
American cheese

Walden Farms calorie free product line

Your mom

>>8871335
USA Bread, rice and pasta.

>>8871335
that fancy coffee that comes from jungle cat feces

All previous answers are wrong. The most unhealthy, most artificial, most disgusting, most environmentally damaging and most heavily processed food in existence is the substitute "meat" for vegans.

>>8871346
you don't even know what American cheese is you nigger

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>>8871335

artificial meat

>>8871379
I want to try it

>>8871335
probably something from stouffers.

>>8871353
i was just reading about the process of using hexane to separate soy 'whey' from protein. could you elaborate on what you know? as its a very topical subject for me personally.

also, if you know. id read about soy amino acids being difficult for our body to digest without being fermented ahead of time. would that be also true for the magnified levels of protein in textured soy protein? could something like TSP be similar to gluten when it comes to our ability to dissolve it?

twinkies.
ain't a fucking thing in there that's not artificial, or tampered with to the absolute extreme.

>>8871379
looks like worms

>>8871352
Luwak coffee, you pleb.

>>8871335
American cheese at a guess.
Maybe miracle whip.

probably the cheapest bread you can find at your grocery store

>>8871355

Exactly.

Probably those seasoning packets they put in beef jerkey packages. Why are they even in there? Shouldn't the jerkey be seasoned already?

>>8872151
They're in there because they're fun to chew on when you run out of beef jerky and begin reminiscing about the $21 a lb bag of dried meat you just paid for.

>>8871347
Bought their calorie free BBQ sauce once. I am not making this up, it tasted like fucking wood. It had the consistency of water and tasted like licking a plank of wood. It was awful

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>>8871335

>>8872156

I'm glad we don't have this shit in Canada. I can barely walk by the Cheez Whiz without getting nauseous.

>>8871353
How's that propaganda from the meat conglomerate treating you anon ?

Water would be my guess as that anon above said.

>>8872151
>>8872155
to confirm, both of you are talking about desiccation packets

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>>8872227
>I'm glad we don't have this shit in Canada. I can barely walk by the Cheez Whiz without getting nauseous.
Why would you get triggered by someone existing in your country? This seems really mental.

OP, Aldi pizza is pretty gross. From "cuban" to mexican to "gyro" pizza..the flavors are utterly gross combinations that are like the worst quality meats, sauces and crap. Don't fall for it.

>>8872242
How's that hydrolyzed wheat protein and MSG treating you, faggot?

>>8872095
funny, but not the point

>>8872246
We're not talking about pooping. It's like the packet that comes in ramen noodles.

>>8872175
>It Melts!

>>8872175
>It melts

This or those cheese sticks that come with the little jerky snacks you get at gas stations.

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>>8871335
I know we like to meme about American cheese but it's no Breyers frozen dairy dessert

It isn't even legal for them to call it ice cream

>>8872320
You're a retard. It says "do not eat" right on the packet.

It's something to keep the jerky dry so it won't get moldy or rancid.

>>8872342
I used to think there was just something inherently shitty about packaging meat and cheese together, but it turns out Slim Jim and Jack Links just use low quality "cheese" - there's a brand one of the gas station chains where I am has that has actual good cheese.

>>8872378
ye i don;t know why kraft gets all the hate when there are brands of singles out there that contain literally 0% cheese

>>8872364
>Breyers frozen dairy dessert
ROFL, they have exactly 3 that are still ice cream. Then the rest are candy bar flavored crap that is as bad as 100% of the oversweetened overfluffed with air entire Edy's brand. I read a blog once where it fails the ass-finger test. To explain, even when "solidly" frozen, you can press it down several inches with your fingers....it's that filled with air.

>>8872422
It also doesn't melt. Get one and put it on your counter for half a day, it will look almost exactly the same due to all the stabilizers

>>8872398
I believe the label on the the fake one reads something like "processed cheese product"

>>8871347
>Walden Farms calorie free product line

What in the name of of fuck is this shit

I browsed their products and for some reason feel sick to my stomach....what the fuck

>>8872151
>seasoning packets
You're a retard

>>8872265
I thought these were natural straight out of the pot noodle mines?

pop tarts

>>8872619
multivitamins ain't food

>>8871335
Anything on the shelves of a 7/11
Candy and soda don't even classify as food to me.

>>8872342
idk man cheese is a preserved food i don't think it's really that processed

i'd say that aged alcohols take the cake since the whole process takes a long time, involves multiple state and chemical changes, involves digestion and a very extensive transformation on a fundamental level

>>8872378
never mind

Multivitamins.

>>8871347
>saw dust, water and flavor
>they can't even spring for xylitol

>>8872151
My sides

>>8872157
>tasted like licking a plank of wood.


This is not your personal erotica site.

>>8872157
why would you buy something you know is going to be an affront to God

>>8872378
What do americans taste like?

>>8871347

Ha I bought one of their salad dressings recently..

I saw it at the grocery store and thought to myself "what the fuck? how on earth is a bacon ranch salad dressing calorie free?" "what the fuck could it possibly be made from?"

Tried it and the answer is chemicals. It was made from chemicals and substitute sugars. Completely inedible

>>8872785
Where did you purchase the product?

>>8872813

It was at a Giant Eagle grocery store, in the refrigerated produce section to boot. I was on a 'healthy foods' kick at the time and thought it was an interesting concept.. Food that isn't actually food

>>8871335
Pretty sure it's this stuff some chef made about 8 years ago:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2009/04/20/the-worlds-first-all-synthetic-meal-graces-a-five-star-table/

>>8871379
Lab meat ain't truly artificial though, it's still a natural protein structure extracted from normal critters that's just been cultured in an controlled environment before being collected and formed, like a meaty aquaponics.

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Soylent Green, of course.

>>8873101
Came here to say soylent.
Not soylent green like in the movie, just soylent, like the IRL food product.

>>8871335
The McChicken, the worst fast food sandwich

>>8872378
>American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food

>>8873875
na it can't actually have cheese in the name, which is why it doesn't you dumb europlebian

>>8873908
plebeian*

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>>8873908
>Illiterate Basketball American

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>>8872247
Agreed for the most part, but the mushroom flatbread is fucking great.

>>8872398
old trapper is the one you're thinking of

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>>8872151

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>>8872151

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>>8871347
>>8871340
>people pay money for this

>>8873916
*Pleaibeinuainuuuuuuuuuuue

Whey protein?

>>8872395
How do people with your IQ manage to breathe?

>>8872151
>>8873988
fun fact: silica gel isn't poisonous. at worst it might dehydrate you a little. it's sold as a dietary supplement.
the "do not eat" is there because little kids would try to eat the ENTIRE packet and choke on it.

>>8874149
No one thinks it's poisonous, do they?
It's just bad for you.

vegan meat on the yurops

>>8872151
Quality bait. Nicely done.

For me it's the

>>8871335
Canned anything.

>>8872782
Stale regret.

>>8874364
Poor guy. The food got 'im before he could finish his sentence.

>>8874149
It kills dog doesn't it

American food

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>>8873924
Process cheese food is still made from dairy.

That's IMITATION process cheese food, there's basically no milk in it and it has some casein protein mixed in so they can still use the word "cheese" on the package.
One time I accidentally bought a bag of "no-melt" imitation shredded cheese and didn't find out until I had tried to melt it and it was just curling up like plastic.
It's literally plastic.
How is this shit even legal?

>>8875004
>American shreds
>made from stale 60's dignity

>>8872378

It tastes like pure chemical garbage. Had some at my parents house and immediately took it off the sandwich. step dad bought it because lol its cheaper

>>8871335
What is an artificial food? If it's edible, it's food.

>>8872247
The more expensive fresh ones aren't actually that bad for the price.

>>8875099
You really can't skimp on cheese. Go to the deli and get land o lakes american if you must have non chemical tasting "cheese."

>>8875004
What's point of shredded cheese that doesnt melt?

>>8875157
>if I can fuck it, its a human

>>8875165
Crispy tacos

Diet soda. Other than trace flavorings and water, it is 100% weird chemicals such as phosphoric acid.

>>8871353
Not really, most of them are just tofu with flavorings.

>>8872247
>Why would you get triggered by someone existing in your country? This seems really mental.
Not him but I think he is saying that he won't have to smell it in canada

For me, it's the McChicken.

>>8874191
There was one kid who tried to poison another kid by lacing his lunch with desiccant
He was caught and outed as a moron

>>8872700
All cheese is processed, cheese isn't a natural product by definition

>>8876121
Lmao. What about being charged with attempted manslaughter?

>>8876143
>arguing semantics
Come on now

>>8871347
>go to website
>msn product rating
>shitty geocities looking website design
>most of the page is a jpg image
>that V A P O R W A V E copyright at the bottom of the page
Is this some next level post ironic memeing or what.

>>8871379
looks so fucking rancid.

>>8877099
Rancid? I'm guessing you've never had ground beef then.

>>8875694

I live in the US and I've never seen cheese whiz let alone smelled it

I'm sure it's out there, someone is buying it, but both the US and Canada are very large, it seems unlikely you'd encounter someone just sort of spraying it all over the place

>>8875302
>Giving humanity to various animals and objects, with my dick
I AM GOD

>>8871335

velveeta

American '''''''''''''''cheese'''''''''''''''

>>8875160

Nah, he is a total miser.

* Could never order a cheeseburger as a kid because $0.10 was too much
* He only buys 5 gallon buckets of generic ice cream and generic duplex cookies
* Got a deer gifted to him and demanded the processes not put ANY fat in with the ground deer because "I'm not paying for fat", and then couldn't understand why it's like rubber.

>>8875004
At first glance I thought it said American Sharts

>>8871335
fudge

>>8879280
>ground deer
Why would you do that to deer meat?

>>8880489
Not him, but: venison chili.

>>8880489

Not every muscle on a deer is a backstrap, roast, or steak. Ground meat or sausage is a great way to use up the trimmings & smaller cuts that are impractical to cook whole.

>>8871606
gross

>>8879280
To be fair anyplace that is only charging 10 cents for cheese is giving you really shitty Kraft singles tier cheese. I grew up thinking I hated cheese burgers because thats what most of the burger places I got taken to as a kid offered and most people in my family were still early into their careers when I was a kid so thats all they bought for cook outs

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This thread is killing my sides. It's like those chinese bootleg threads on /v/ and /tv/

>>8872785
everything is made of chemicals retard

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>>8882779
>he doesn't know about the vacuum of space

>>8882802
bitch u thought
> Outer spaceor justspace, is the void that exists betweencelestial bodies, includingEarth.It is not completely empty, but consists of ahard vacuumcontaining a low density of particles, predominantly aplasma ofhydrogenandhelium

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>>8882819
>trying this hard
>not being able to let anything go
>the year of our lord two thousand + 17

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>>8877096
>store locator
>first listing for me is a "medical group"
>second listing is an Albertson's that got sold at least 30 months ago

>>8880489

There is still a lot of meat that isn't tender, and you substitute it for ground beef. Plus the best way is deer sausage that has some pork fat added.

anyway point was he would refuse to let the wildlife processors add fat, seasonings, or anything else because it would cost slightly more.

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>>8871353

Vegan here. It just depends on the company. If you get some vile shit like morningstar farms then yeah, it's a chunk of processed soy. On the other hand, there are plenty of common brands like tofurky that might have a lot of ingredients but it's just normal stuff. Pic is tofurky's apple sausages, which are top tier, and as you see it's basically just wheat gluten, tofu and potatoes with some seasoning.

I suppose you could call vital wheat gluten "processed" but it's not much of a process and people have been preparing and eating it as a meat substitute since the 6th century at least.

>>8871590

Not the same anon but generally anything that you're seeing as a food additive that's a concentrated or isolated portion of some whole food is both bad for you and probably produced by some sketchy process.

There are some exceptions (like wheat gluten, which is just produced by washing wheat flour with water until all the starch is removed) but if you see shit like "soy protein isolate" or "whey protein isolate" then you should stay away. Aside from the often sketchy processes used to isolate these ingredients, your body is built to digest food in its whole form and doesn't handle shit like isolated soy protein as well as it does whole soybeans.

>>8882972
>gum arabic
Shouldn't it be Arabic gum?

Processed cheese 'food'

which is imitation american cheese singles

>>8871335
My guess would by jello.
But "cheeze whiz" also comes to mind.

>>8884430
Jello comes from skin, hair, hooves, and other kearatins that are processed into a gelatin and then artificially flavored. The FDA has a special category for it - not quite a food and not quite a chemical. This special category sidesteps most FDA regulations.

And Cheeze Whiz is literally just a chemical concoction disguised to vaguely look like cheese.

>>8872605
underrated

>>8871335

Debatable as to whether it's a food, but chewing gum (aside from expensive 'natural' versions) is made from synthetic latex and rubber, so is essentially a petrol product. Add in a few artificial sweeteners and flavours, and you're good to go.

>>8884518
>synthetic latex and rubber
I thought a lot of gum companies still used tree gum though.

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>>8872378
>american flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food

>>8871346
>>8872095
Its' a young cheddar cheese that has had the whey put back in, with some emulsifiers, stabilizers, and preservatives.

>>8872782
Like tripfaggots

>>8882972
>40% fat
How to gain weight on a vegan diet.

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>>8872378
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>8875642
Winner

>>8872175
a lot of vegan 'cheeses' actually aren't fake gross shit, just flavored nut pastes and stuff you can make yourself at home.

>>8872242
It's a conspiracy from Big Meat.

>>8871379
reality check for naysayers

We're probably going to be able to engineer better control of the texture and flavors of artificial meat than we do of current meat. in addition, real meat is expensive- it's got to grow on bones and which also grow and can only grow when fed by a digestive system that can't be fed without the most "costly" part of all- a nervous system

there's a huge margin for improvement on that in a shift to artificial meat.

it may not be good now but art-meat will be king one day.

>>8875648
>>8887013

Found the vegan faggot.

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>>8872364

>when your product is so artificial that you're legally not allowed to call it what it's trying to be

For it to not qualify as ice cream, it has to have less than 10% milk product, AND it can't be whipped more than 100%. Yet breyers fails on both fronts.

>>8887962
I've heard the argument otherwise. No matter how advanced we get in producing artificial meat it won't be as efficient as simply raising an animal. Plus it doesn't require an advanced science facility to raise a cow.

Vat grown animals are much more likely.

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>>8887962
Soon.